All right, well you better show me some of that too

好吧，那你最好也給我露一手

Okay, it's missing something

好吧，還少了點什麼

Really a purse it's not purse. It's a shoulder bag

真正的錢包不是錢包。是雙肩包

It looks like a woman's purse no Joey look trust me

它看起來像女人的錢包，沒有喬伊的樣子，相信我

I'm telling all the men are carrying them in the spring catalog look see look men

我告訴所有的男士們，春季目錄中都有它們的身影。

Carrying the bag see look women carrying the bag

拎包看女人拎包的樣子

But it is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me a man

但奇怪的是，女人的皮包穿在我這個男人身上怎麼就那麼好看呢？

I

I

Exactly unisex, maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago

正是中性，也許你需要性。我幾天前做過愛

No Joey you and I sex well ain't gonna say no to that

不，喬伊，你和我都不會拒絕的

Hey

嘿

Wow

哇

Wow you look just like your son mrs. Tribbiani

哇，你長得真像你兒子，特里比亞尼夫人

What are you referring to my man's bag

你指的是什麼？

At first I thought it just looked good, but it's practical to check it out

起初我只是覺得它看起來不錯，但看看它還是很實用的

It's got compartments for all your stuff your wallet your keys your address book your makeup

它有多個隔層，可以放置你所有的東西：錢包、鑰匙、通訊錄和化妝品。

Joey what are you doing with the bag your auditions not till tomorrow? Yeah, but sandwich time is right now

喬伊，你拿著包乾什麼？ 你明天才試鏡？是啊，但現在就是三明治時間

Joey you know you get any mustard on that bag. You can't return it. Why would I return this I love this bag

喬伊，你知道如果你把芥末弄到包上就不能退了我為什麼要退，我喜歡這個包

All right, well then you owe me three hundred fifty dollars fine. Do you take VASA or mooster card?

好吧，那你欠我三百五十美元罰款。你是用 VASA 卡還是穆斯特卡？

Joey all right relax look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job. I am definitely gonna get thanks to you

喬伊，好了，放鬆點，我會用演戲的錢來付給你的。我一定會感謝你的

Don't listen to them. I think it's sexy do an eye sexy

別聽他們的我覺得這樣很性感。

Hey, I'm off to my audition. How do I look I?

嘿，我要去試鏡了。我看起來怎麼樣？

Think you look great Joey that bag is gonna get you that part and a date with a man

我覺得你看起來棒極了，喬伊的包會讓你得到那個角色，還能讓你和男人約會

You know what make fun all you want this

你知道嗎？

You know what make fun all you want this is a great bag, okay, and it's as handy as it is becoming

這是個很棒的包，你想怎麼取笑都行，它很方便，也很實用。

Now just because you don't understand something doesn't make it wrong

你不理解並不代表它就是錯的

All right, so from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey comes with a bag

好了，從現在起，你們得習慣喬伊帶著一個包

Anytime you're ready Joey

隨時準備好 喬伊

Well you must be new here

你一定是新來的

If we get a table I buy you a drink. I'm sorry could you please tell me what you're doing

如果有位子 我請你喝一杯對不起，你能告訴我你在幹什麼嗎？

I'm sorry. Could you could you try it without the purse?

對不起你能不能不帶錢包試試？

Yeah

是的

Well you must be new here, maybe we sit

你一定是新來的，也許我們可以坐下來談談。

I'm sorry. Can I ask you something sure what well first? It's not a purse

我很抱歉 I'm sorry.我能先問你一些確定的事嗎？這不是錢包

Okay, anytime. I mean if you're thinking it's a woman's bag. It's not it's a man's bag

好吧，隨時都可以我的意思是，如果你認為這是一個女人的包，這不是，這是一個男人的包。

Okay

好的

Okay, and go

好的，去吧

Let me show you the catalog

讓我給你看看目錄

Huh it's the latest thing everyone's got one man women children everyone's carrying them um do you sell these bags oh?

嗯，這是最新的東西，每個人都有，男人女人孩子每個人都帶著 嗯，你們賣這種包嗎？

No, no no no these babies sell themselves

不，不，不，不，這些嬰兒是自己賣的

Themselves

他們自己

Okay, thank you. That was great. Yeah, but I didn't even read anything. I think we've seen enough

好的，謝謝。真是太好了但我什麼都沒看我想我們已經看夠了

Okay, okay, that's it. We got it. We got it

好了 好了 就這樣我們拿到了We got it