Name: 雷切爾的地獄無毛貓 | 朋友們 (Rachel's Hairless Cat from Hell | Friends)
Uploaded: 2025-02-02T07:22:45.000Z
Duration: 4 min 49 s

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hey you guys is Monica here no all right listen um I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it and it's gonna seem a little crazy but this is something I've wanted since I was a little girl you bought Sean Cassidy Oh I wish.

嘿，你們好，莫妮卡在嗎？ 不在，好吧，聽著，我剛買了些東西 我不確定她會不會喜歡，看起來有點瘋狂 但這是我從小就想要的東西

Excuse me, but this is a pure-bred, show-quality, synced cat.

對不起，這是一隻純種的、表演級的同步貓。

Well, it was a little extravagant, but I got a pretty good deal.

雖然有點奢侈，但我得到了一筆不錯的交易。

My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl, and it was the sweetest thing.

我小的時候，我的祖母就有一個這樣的東西，它是最可愛的東西。

It would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground, and it would taste it.

它整天坐在我腿上咕嚕咕嚕地叫，我在地上拖一根鞋帶，它就會嘗一嘗。

Look, you guys, I'm really excited about this, okay?

聽著，夥計們，我真的很興奮，好嗎？

I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson.

我去給威斯克森太太準備個小垃圾箱

I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing.

So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?

那你為什麼不把它送回原處呢？

Well, maybe that's because she's a minion of the Antichrist.

也許這是因為她是反基督者的爪牙。

Well, they said they would, but they would only give me store credit.

他們說可以，但只給我商店積分。

Look, if you want, you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.

聽著，如果你願意，你可以把它放在我們家，直到你找到處理它的辦法。

I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand.

我損失了一千塊錢，渾身都是傷，還被這隻長得像手的蠢貓纏住了。

Oh no, no, it's actually, it's very sweet, it's very sweet.

哦，不，不，實際上，它非常甜，非常甜。

Well, so then, what are you doing to me, okay?

天哪，哇，好一隻不尋常的貓。

I was just gonna go to the shelter, but...

I thought you wanted me to adopt your cat.

我還以為你想讓我收養你的貓呢

Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

好吧，我是這麼想的，但你得把它當成投資而不是一隻貓。

好吧，是的，我只是想要一隻貓。

Obviously, you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on, okay?

很顯然，你知道如何討價還價，所以我不會試著跟你討價還價，好嗎？

So, eight hundred dollars, and I don't call the cops, which I should, because you are robbing me blind, blind.

所以，八百塊錢，我沒有報警，我應該報警，因為你是在搶劫我的錢。

You're actually gonna take the cat, leave the money, and run away.

你其實是想把貓帶走，留下錢，然後逃走。

Oh, can't you at least smile or something?

Rachel, what is your cat doing in one of my bowls?

瑞秋，你的貓在我的碗裡幹什麼？

我就是衝著紅天鵝絨枕頭來的。

And don't forget, you can come visit her anytime you want.

 Hey, so what is this, some kind of snake or something?

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雷切爾的地獄無毛貓 | 朋友們 (Rachel's Hairless Cat from Hell | Friends)

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