Good job, Bestie.

幹得好，閨蜜。

Yeah, thanks.

好的，謝謝

Why are you nervous?

你為什麼緊張？

We haven't, like, yet.

我們還沒有

Okay, yeah, so?

好吧，是的，所以呢？

The problem is, her last boyfriend was a nude model for art classes at the community college.

問題是，她的上一任男友是社區大學藝術課的裸體模特。

Oh.

哦。

Yeah.

是啊

No, so you sound like a whore.

不，所以你聽起來像個妓女。

You see, Bestie?

看到了嗎，閨蜜？

You're like, okay, down there, but you're not like...

你就像，好吧，在那裡，但你不喜歡...

I'm not being seeked out by the adult film industry by any stretch, right?

無論如何，成人電影業都不會找上我，對吧？

I got it.

我知道了

I have an idea.

我有個主意

Follow my lead.

跟我來。

Don't embarrass me.

別讓我難堪

He's just been the best guy ever since diapers. You know what I was actually just thinking about, Kylie?

自從穿上尿布後，他就成了最好的男人。 你知道我剛才在想什麼嗎，凱莉？

Do you know what I really hate?

你知道我最討厭什麼嗎？

I hate big.

我討厭大。

I'm sorry.

對不起

Just, like, I hate big.

只是，我討厭大。

Like, I hate big things.

比如，我討厭大東西。

Do you know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

Not really.

其實不然。

Yeah, can you elaborate?

是的，你能詳細說說嗎？

Like, big trucks clogging up the highway.

比如，大卡車堵塞了高速公路。

Oh, right.

哦，對了。

Or, like, big lines at movie theaters.

或者，比如在電影院大排長龍。

Right, I mean, yeah, no, I could see that.

是的，我的意思是，是的，不，我可以看到這一點。

Big menus.

大菜單。

Oh, like, how do you choose from a big menu?

哦，比如，你如何從一大堆菜單中做出選擇？

There's a million options.

有無數種選擇

There's so many options, yeah.

有這麼多的選擇，是的。

The Titanic.

泰坦尼克號

Oh, I hate it.

哦，我討厭這樣。

Too big.

太大了

It sucks.

糟透了。

Hate it.

討厭

Guilty.

有罪。

Big is not better.

大並不代表好。

Do you agree with me?

你同意我的觀點嗎？

No, yeah, I'm actually from a super small town.

不，是的，實際上我來自一個超級小鎮。

Small.

小。

Yes, exactly.

是的，沒錯。

That is what I'm talking about.

我說的就是這個意思。

That is so funny that you bring that up, because I do like small, now that you say that.

你這麼說真有意思，因為我確實喜歡小個子，現在你這麼說了。

Mini golf?

迷你高爾夫？

Oh, so much better than regular golf.

哦，比普通高爾夫好多了。

Yeah, yeah, that's a preference.

是的，是的，這是一種偏好。

She does like small.

她確實喜歡小的。

Minimalist, living, tiny houses.

極簡主義，生活，小房子。

Yeah, yeah, no, it's simple.

是啊，是啊，不，這很簡單。

I like that.

我喜歡這樣。

It's in right now.

它現在就在。

Oh, poquito.

哦，poquito。

It's like bigger is not always the way to go.

這就好比，並不是越大越好。

Yeah, I like small.

是的，我喜歡小的。

Big ain't always better.

大不一定好

That's what I've always said growing up.

我從小到大都是這麼說的。

Well, that's what my dad would say.

我爸爸也會這麼說。

So, dinner.

那麼，吃晚飯了。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Snacks before dinner?

晚餐前吃零食？

I'm so sorry.

真對不起

Such a rude host.

真是個粗魯的主人。

Hold on.

等一下

Oh, thanks.

哦，謝謝。

Are those cheese sticks supposed to be three inches?

這些奶酪條應該有三英寸長嗎？

I would say they're like three and a half.

我想說，他們就像三歲半的孩子。

They fit so easily in your hand, in your mouth.

拿在手上，含在嘴裡，都是那麼輕鬆自如。

You don't want that big beef jerky that's like in your face.

你不會想要那種大塊的牛肉乾，就像在你臉上一樣。

I've never seen them that size.

我從沒見過這麼大的。

You want just a tiny, you know, something you can manage comfortably.

你想要的只是一個很小的，你知道的，你可以輕鬆駕馭的東西。

So, she ended things pretty abruptly.

所以，她很突然地結束了一切。

You couldn't sail the ship?

你不會開船？

I don't think it really had anything to do with size.

我不認為這真的與大小有關。

She was more so upset about the fact that we were manipulating her with baby carrots all night.

她更生氣的是，我們整晚都在用小胡蘿蔔擺弄她。

The Art Center in Pasadena.

帕薩迪納藝術中心

And that's why it...

這就是為什麼...

Let's cut.

停