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As you all know, my father was a serious man, sometimes a bit too serious, but the thing that he was most serious about was the love for his family.
大家都知道,我父親是個嚴肅的人,有時嚴肅得有點過頭,但他最嚴肅的事情就是對家人的愛。
He'd always say, Ella, do your homework, and I hated it, but he was always there with a mint chocolate chip.
他總是說 "艾拉,做作業",我討厭這樣 但他總是帶著薄荷巧克力片出現在我面前
He was always there with a mint chocolate.
他總是帶著薄荷巧克力。
He was always there with a ... Sir, can you stop staring at my chest, please?
他總是...先生,能別盯著我的胸看嗎?
It's really obvious.
這真的很明顯。
Can you please stop?
你能停下來嗎?
Ma'am, you have a giant coffee stain on your chest there.
女士,你胸前有一塊巨大的咖啡漬。
It's right there.
就在那裡。
Oh.
哦。
Oh.
哦。
This is so embarrassing.
這太尷尬了。
I'm sorry, guys.
對不起 夥計們
It's just ... It's a really emotional weekend.
這只是...這是一個非常激動人心的週末
Stay strong.
保持堅強。
I appreciate that.
我很感激。
I'm sorry for assuming anything.
對不起,我想當然了。
Yeah.
是啊
So, my dad, he'd always say, in his big West Virginia accent, Ella, do your homework.
所以我爸爸總是用他那濃重的西弗吉尼亞口音說 艾拉 做你的家庭作業吧
Sometimes I was scared, but he was always there with the mint chocolate ... Okay, sir, you're doing it again.
有時我很害怕,但他總是拿著薄荷巧克力...好了,先生,你又來了
Doing what again?
又在做什麼?
You're staring at my chest.
你在盯著我的胸部看
Is that shirt 100% polyester?
那件襯衫是 100% 聚酯嗎?
I don't know, but ... Polyester actually promotes irritation, rashes, possibly loss of chest blood circulation.
我不知道,但是......聚酯纖維實際上會刺激皮膚、引發皮疹,還可能導致胸部血液循環不暢。
You're ruining the ceremony, okay?
你毀了儀式,好嗎?
Ma'am, I'm hearing an irregular heartbeat.
女士,我聽到了不規則的心跳聲。
Who even are you?
你到底是誰?
That necklace is pure zinc.
那條項鍊是純鋅的。
My necklace?
我的項鍊?
What?
什麼?
You are releasing harmful chemicals into your chest.
您正在向胸腔釋放有害化學物質。
What?
什麼?
This is ridiculous.
這太荒謬了。
Blood circulation is being cut off.
血液循環被切斷。
Stop looking at my chest, sir.
別再看我的胸部了,先生。
Do you just lick your lips?
你只是舔舔嘴脣嗎?
This is what I do when I'm concerned.
當我擔心時,我就會這麼做。
My father would be disgusted by you.
我父親會對你很反感的
Damn.
該死
I need you to leave.
我需要你離開
Ma'am, your skin is starting to flare.
女士,你的皮膚開始發炎了。
Leave right now.
馬上離開
Today we're going to be reviewing this powder blush.
今天我們要評測的是這款粉狀腮紅。
So I have to pop off that access.
是以,我必須打開那個通道。
And then here.
然後是這裡。
They're calling it polychest.
他們稱之為 "Polychest"。
100% polyester shirts are cutting off circulation to your chest region and making it difficult to breathe, especially when mixed with harmful chemicals like coffee and zinc.
100% 滌綸襯衫會切斷胸部區域的血液循環,使呼吸困難,尤其是在混有咖啡和鋅等有害化學物質的情況下。
And while men around the world are trying to help, they've been accused of staring.
當全世界的男人都在努力提供幫助時,他們卻被指責盯著別人看。
All we're trying to do is stay true to the scientific community.
我們要做的就是忠實於科學界。
Somehow we're the bad guys.
不知怎的,我們成了壞人。
I'm so sorry.
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All we're trying do is stay true to the scientific community.
我們要做的就是忠實於科學界。
Somehow we're the bad guys.
不知怎的,我們成了壞人。
I'm so sorry.
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We're so sorry.
我們很抱歉。
I'm so sorry.
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We're so sorry.
我們很抱歉。
I'm so sorry.
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We're so so sorry.
我們深表遺憾。
I'm so sorry.
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2030ara.com Then get what you want I'm sorry.
2030ara.com 那就如你所願吧,我很抱歉。
I was kidding.
我開玩笑的。
Sorry.
對不起。
Thanks.
謝謝。
Thanks.
謝謝。
Ma'am, you are clearly wearing undergarments and that is...
女士,您顯然穿著內衣,這是...
What?
什麼?
This is exactly what happens when you mix polyester, coffee and dink.
這正是聚酯、咖啡和丁克混合後的結果。