Yeah, it was really hard, they don't really speak English, so we got a tee time though, we got a four-seater golf cart, the whole fam's coming.

是啊，這真的很難，他們真的不會說英語，所以我們得到了一個開球時間，我們得到了一個四座的高爾夫球車，全家人都來了。

Look at this magical like little area with the cart, we got the rainbow going on, the sky's giving.

看看這個神奇的小區域，有小推車，有彩虹，有天空。

It's incredible right now.

現在真是難以置信。

There's a two-person minimum like everywhere in Japan to play golf, so I'm forcing Matt to play, he doesn't, he can barely swing a club, so.

在日本，打高爾夫最少要兩個人 所以我強迫馬特去打，他不會，他幾乎不會揮杆

I haven't swung a club in how many days?

我有多少天沒揮杆了？

Three days?

三天？

I've not swung a club, and we're going straight into a round, and it's literally like 6 p.m., so technically right now in Dallas, it's like, it's 4 a.m. in Dallas, I'm not used to the time change yet, so this is hard for me.

我還沒有揮過球杆，我們就直接開始了一輪比賽，現在簡直就像下午6點，所以嚴格來說，現在在達拉斯，就像凌晨4點在達拉斯，我還不習慣時間變化，所以這對我來說很難。

The coffee has, we got, we had some like chocolate ice cream that was like 90% cacao, and it's got me moving for sure.

我們喝了咖啡，還吃了巧克力冰淇淋，可可含量高達 90%，這讓我很感動。

Alright guys, we're in the cart, we are off to the first ski box, don't know where we're going.

好了，夥計們，我們上車了，我們要去第一個滑雪箱，不知道我們要去哪裡。

Do you have any idea?

你有什麼想法嗎？

That way.

那樣的話

Well first of all, I've never had a four-seater.

首先，我從未擁有過四座汽車。

Everybody's in.

大家都在

Alright, we're headed out.

好了，我們出發了

What is up you guys, welcome back to my channel, this is my first time ever playing golf in Japan.

大家好，歡迎回到我的頻道，這是我第一次在日本打高爾夫。

We are here in Okinawa, we're playing this par 3 course, I don't know what to expect, nobody speaks English here, so we just gave them some money, and now we're here.

我們來到沖繩，在這個三杆洞球場比賽，我不知道會發生什麼，這裡沒人會說英語，所以我們給了他們一些錢，現在我們就在這裡了。

So come with us on this journey, we're at the first ski box, I'm playing the tips here, the blues, there's the blues and the whites, the blues I lasered 105 to the first pin, and it's a yellow flag.

請跟我們一起踏上這段旅程，我們在第一個滑雪箱，我在這裡打尖，藍球，有藍球和白球，藍球我用脈衝光打了 105 杆，打到了第一個插針的地方，這是一面黃旗。

We just gotta carry that bunker, I'm carrying the bunker, we're both using a pitching wedge, right?

我們只需扛起沙坑，我扛起沙坑，我們都用投球挖起杆，對嗎？

I'm using whatever you give me.

你給我什麼，我就用什麼。

Oh, this may not go well.

哦，這可能不太順利。

I'm gonna go play it safe, go left to the pin, oh my god, how did that even come off the face?

我想穩妥起見，向左轉到胸前，天哪，怎麼會從臉上掉下來？

Okay, it's short, we're fine.

好了，時間很短，我們沒事了。

Nice.

不錯。

That was the craziest swing of my life.

那是我一生中最瘋狂的一次揮杆。

Oh, damn, get in the hole!

哦，該死，進洞去！

Let's go!

我們走吧

Nice shot, Matt, nice shot, what'd you use there?

拍得不錯，馬特，拍得不錯，你用什麼拍的？

The 9.

9.

Okay, that was honestly probably the right club for me.

好吧，老實說，這對我來說可能是個正確的俱樂部。

Alright, so Matt really has to flop this over, he's short-sided behind a bunker, so.

好吧，馬特真的要翻過來了，他的短邊在沙坑後面，所以。

You got this, Matt.

你能行的 馬特

Get up!

站起來

Oh my god, you're about to make par right now, that's right, that's my dog, let's go!

哦，天哪，你現在就要做par了，沒錯，那是我的狗，我們走吧！

That was insane!

太瘋狂了

That could not have been, look at it on edge, it's like barely over the edge.

這不可能，你看它的邊緣，就像勉強越過邊緣一樣。

I'm just gonna go kind of like bump and run.

我只是要去那種像碰撞和運行。

Oh, what?

哦，什麼？

Oh my gosh, saving par, baby!

哦，我的天哪，省錢，寶貝！

That was pretty.

真漂亮

You like that?

喜歡嗎？

That was pretty.

真漂亮

In for par!

為標準桿進場！

That was tough.

這很艱難。

Go, go, go!

走，走，走！

I had some hope for a second, now it's back to the normal life.

我曾有過一絲希望，現在又回到了正常生活。

Oh, what?

哦，什麼？

Is this your first 18 hole ever?

這是你第一次打 18 洞嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

This is his first 18 hole, so.

這是他第一次打 18 洞，所以。

This is gonna be painful for everyone.

這對每個人來說都是痛苦的。

You see him hanging upside down?

你看到他倒掛著嗎？

Bro, he's hanging upside down.

兄弟，他被倒吊著。

Scary.

真可怕

Dude, that's insane, there's this crazy bat right here.

夥計，這太瘋狂了，這隻瘋狂的蝙蝠就在這裡。

I've never seen a bat that big in my life, that's crazy.

我這輩子都沒見過這麼大的蝙蝠，太瘋狂了。

Wow, again, the same exact yardage, 105.

哇，又是同樣的碼數，105。

I know this is the right club, I'm gonna try to hit another one of these.

我知道這是正確的俱樂部，我要再試一次。

Hopefully I'm warm enough here so I can actually get to the green.

希望我這裡足夠暖和，這樣我就能真正去綠地了。

Good sh- Nice.

不錯

Left of it.

左邊

Is that short?

很短嗎？

I can't see anything.

我什麼也看不見。

A little short.

有點短。

What was that?

那是什麼？

That was nice, though.

不過這也不錯。

Kick out.

踢出去

It might be gone.

它可能會消失。

So I'm just short again in the mud, I'll probably be chipping again.

所以，我在泥地裡又矮了一截，我可能又要被削掉了。

I just can't quite hit my number right now.

只是我現在還不能達到我的數字。

That's good enough, honestly, it's fine.

老實說，這樣已經很好了。

Sit.

請坐

Sit down.

請坐

You're getting dialed, though, I feel it.

不過，我感覺到，你已經進入狀態了。

Go.

去吧

Dink, dink.

丁克，丁克

I kind of pulled it.

我有點拉不動。

This place is actually so cool, I want to live here.

這個地方真的太酷了，我想住在這裡。

This is my dream course, this is something I would build.

這是我夢寐以求的課程，是我願意建造的。

Look at all the different trees and bushes in here, it's insane.

看看這裡的各種樹木和灌木叢，簡直太瘋狂了。

This is some weird grass.

這草真奇怪

I'm gonna pull the pin.

我要拔掉插銷

Go in.

進去

Oh.

哦。

The line was there. It died out.

電話線就在那裡。 它消失了。

Very dumb bogey.

非常愚蠢的柏忌

Hit it harder, Matt.

再用力點，馬特

It's uphill.

這是上坡。

Come on, Matt.

來吧，馬特。

Yes, sir, let's get it.

是的，先生，我們去拿吧。

I bogeyed, let's count.

我打了個柏忌，數數吧。

One out, two back, three over, four, five, six, seven.

一出、二回、三過、四、五、六、七。

Seven.

7.

Alright, guys, so we're switching from the blues to the whites.

好了，夥計們，我們從藍調換到白調。

They're just kind of shoved away, it's easier to film from here.

他們只是被推開了，在這裡拍攝更方便。

Whatever, it doesn't make a difference to me.

不管怎樣，這對我來說沒什麼區別。

This one is 125 from the whites.

這個是 125 號，來自白人。

Uphill.

上坡

A lot of uphill.

很多上坡

I just want to carry 130 at least.

我只想至少攜帶 130 件。

Pulled the f*** out of it.

把它拉了出來。

Oops.

哎呀

I don't know if that's safe.

我不知道這是否安全。

I couldn't tell if I heard a tree, I kind of heard a leaf go.

我聽不到樹的聲音，只聽到樹葉飄落的聲音。

Alright, Matt, put it in the fairway.

好吧，馬特，把它放在球道上。

Matt, the fairway's over here.

馬特，球道在這裡

He likes that bit.

他喜歡這一點。

Oh, you're safe.

你安全了

You're good.

你真行

You're out.

你出局了

You're so lucky.

你真幸運

Alright, Matt's about to go.

好了，馬特要走了

He's in the trees.

他在樹上

He's still in bounds. I don't know if mine's in.

他還在界內 我不知道我的是否在界內

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Oh, great shot.

哦，拍得真好。

Good out.

很好。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Alright, guys, we found my ball.

好了 夥計們 我們找到我的球了

It's long left right here.

就在這裡

I'm just going to punch it out.

我只是要把它打出來。

This stick's right in my way, though.

不過，這根棍子擋住了我的去路。

Sit.

請坐

Sit down.

請坐

Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.

坐，坐，坐，坐，坐。

Okay, it's fine.

好了，沒事了。

We're on the green.

我們在綠地上

Meow.

喵喵

Chill out.

冷靜下來

There we go.

好了

Giving a little bit right edge, maybe.

也許可以給右邊一點優勢。

About a 20-footer.

大約 20 英尺

Meow.

喵喵

Okay, I honestly thought that was going to be way slower.

好吧，我還真以為會慢很多。

There we go.

好了

Let's go.

我們走吧

Light work, no reaction.

工作輕鬆，沒有反應。

Saving bogey.

挽救柏忌

Nice.

不錯。

Alright, Matt, do this.

好吧，馬特，這樣做。

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

Put it in the hole, baby.

放進洞裡，寶貝

This is a par-4.

這是一個 4 杆洞。

Dude, I could rip driver on this.

夥計，我可以把司機撕成碎片。

Yeah.

是啊

You're kidding me.

開什麼玩笑？

This is a 300-yard par-4.

這是一個 300 碼的 4 杆洞。

Dead straight in the middle.

正中間

A little slicey right.

右邊有點滑

Safe.

安全

Safe?

安全嗎？

Beautiful.

真漂亮

Safe.

安全

First drive of the week on a dead-ass from the week.

本週的第一次駕駛是在一個死氣沉沉的屁股上。

Fuck.

媽的

This is where it starts to get bad.

情況開始變得糟糕。

It came out.

出來了

I can't believe you did that.

真不敢相信你會這麼做

It came out?

出來了？

There we go.

好了

Oh, that was nice, dog.

哦，真不錯，狗狗

That went straight. That time.

那是直的。 那一次

Get in the hole.

進洞

I dropped my ball.

我的球掉了

I'm literally 10 feet from going out in the water on a laser equipment. 47 to the pin.

我就差 10 英尺就能用脈衝光設備打到水裡去了。47碼

Alright, let's go 60.

好吧，讓我們去60。

This is what I'm supposed to use.

我應該用這個。

Nice ball.

好球

Sit.

請坐

Sit down.

請坐

Sit.

請坐

Stop.

停下。

Nice.

不錯。

Get in the hole.

進洞

Sit. Stop.

坐下。 停

Oh, come on.

得了吧

Don't go off at least.

至少不要走火。

These are so...

這些...

How is it still rolling?

它怎麼還在滾動？

That's what I'm saying.

我就是這個意思。

That's insane.

太瘋狂了

They're not even that firm.

他們甚至都沒那麼堅定。

They're literally like sponge.

它們就像海綿一樣。

Yeah.

是啊

Alright, I'm going to just kind of like softly punch it up.

好吧，我只是想輕輕地打一下。

Roll.

滾動。

Go.

去吧

Why did it kick right?

為什麼會踢到右邊？

Get there.

去那裡

Ah.

啊。

Ah.

啊。

Good putt.

推得好

I love the sound of that thing.

我喜歡那東西的聲音。

That one, it sounds like a tin cup, but it's so different than the American one.

那個聽起來像鐵皮杯，但與美國的鐵皮杯截然不同。

So yours were pretty soft and they died out pretty quick, but I'm not going to send it past.

所以，你們的很軟，很快就死了，但我不會把它送過去。

Just a little bit past the cup.

只過了杯子一點點

That was like, I paced it at like 10 feet.

我的步伐就像在 10 英尺的地方踱步。

Another bogey.

又一個柏忌

Look, I'm doing great for myself.

聽著，我自己做得很好。

I'm only 22 over.

我才 22 歲。

You're fine, bro.

你很好，兄弟

That was hard.

太難了

It really is hard to see in the dark here.

在這裡，黑暗中真的很難看清楚。

That's like the biggest struggle because I'll like watch my ball and I have no idea where it goes.

這就像最大的掙扎，因為我看著我的球，卻不知道它去了哪裡。

I wasn't expecting to use driver on this course at all, so.

我根本沒指望在這座球場上使用發球木杆，所以......

It's going dead straight up this hill.

它直直地開上了這座山。

Nice, Laurel.

很好，勞蕾爾

Little draw, little pull draw.

小拉，小拉

It's good.

這很好。

Good ball.

好球

Felt great about that one.

這一次我感覺很好。

Little pull draw.

拉力小。

It's still a draw.

還是平局。

No one's safe here, so.

這裡沒人是安全的

Especially not that cart.

尤其是那輛推車。

Safe.

安全

It's straight.

是直的。

Safe.

安全

Beautiful.

真漂亮

What a bomb.

真是個炸彈。

Is it in the range?

它在範圍內嗎？

It's in the range.

在範圍內。

Alright, we'll pull it.

好吧，我們撤

It's a scramble.

這是一場混戰。

It's a meet with me.

這是和我見面。

Yeah, it's good.

是的，這很好。

Scramble or get in.

要麼爭搶，要麼上車。

All board.

所有板塊。

That's smart.

真聰明

How pretty.

真漂亮

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

停、停、停、停、停。

It's gone.

它不見了

Oh, it stopped.

哦，停了。

Oh my god.

我的天啊

That was such a thin ball. I hated that shot.

那球太薄了 我討厭那個球

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

It worked out.

它成功了。

It's all about pacing here.

這就是節奏。

There's not much break on any of these.

這些都沒有什麼突破。

Get there.

去那裡

You...

你...

Should have been good.

應該不錯。

That's not good at all.

這一點都不好。

In.

在

Let's go.

我們走吧

Par.

Par.

We're back on track, baby.

我們回到正軌了，寶貝。

Nice job.

幹得漂亮

We are back on track.

我們又回到了正軌。

Could have been a birdie, but we're back on track.

本可以抓到一隻小鳥，但我們又回到了正軌。

Whew.

呼。

Sweating.

出汗。

Matt's tapping out.

馬特被擊倒了

He's just going to caddy for me now.

他現在只負責給我當球童。

Sorry, guys.

對不起，各位。

That was painful for me, too.

這對我來說也很痛苦。

All right, it's 152 downhill.

好吧，這是152下坡。

It's a good six iron for me.

對我來說，這是一個很好的六號鐵架。

Okay, so straight at it here.

好吧，那就直奔主題吧。

Ah, this might be short.

啊，這可能太短了。

I can't tell.

我不知道。

Dead straight.

直截了當。