Name: 馬格努斯協議》的絮語 1 - 大量的魚 (The Magnus Protocol Fluff 1 - Plenty More Fish)
Uploaded: 2025-01-30T10:07:36.000Z
Duration: 13 min 28 s

Hi everyone, Alex here to pep you up with big cable-knit jumper energy.

大家好，我是亞歷克斯（Alex），我將為大家帶來針織毛衣的活力。

情態助動詞 B1

Now some of you might not know this, but after a long, hard day of brutally murdering your favourite characters, there's nothing I like more than sitting down in a big, comfy armchair and enjoying a nice hot cup of fluffy-wuffy uwu nonsense juice.

你們中有些人可能不知道，在經歷了漫長而辛苦的一天，殘忍地殺害了你們最喜歡的角色之後，我最喜歡的事就是坐在寬大舒適的扶手椅上，享受一杯熱乎乎的毛茸茸的烏有果汁。

Now I know what you're thinking, Alex, the world is dying held hostage by corporate greed and myopic, self-interested political leaders, I don't have time to check in on my favourite

我知道你在想什麼，亞歷克斯，這個世界正被企業的貪婪和近視、自私的政治領導人所挾持，奄奄一息。

Blorbo-Scrunkly-Twink-Ship drama, I've got to go eat the rich.

Blorbo-Scrunkly-Twink-Ship 戲劇，我得去吃有錢人了。

Eating the rich is important, but so is self-care, and sometimes you've got to slow down to smell the flowers.

吃得豐富固然重要，但自我保健也同樣重要，有時你必須放慢腳步去聞聞花香。

So with that in mind, we wanted to give you a little something to help you out, a sous-sang of silliness to send you on your way.

是以，考慮到這一點，我們想給你一點小東西來幫助你，一個傻傻的蘇桑，送你上路。

And so we present to you this lovingly crafted Season 1 Bonus Fluff episode, affectionately titled Plenty More Fish, which is full to the brim with positivity like friendship, love and punctuality, and is guaranteed completely organic and free from artificial horrors.

是以，我們為您獻上這一集精心製作的第一季 "花絮"（Bonus Fluff），並親切地將其命名為 "更多的魚"（Plenty More Fish），其中充滿了友情、愛情和守時等積極因素，而且保證完全有機，不含人工添加的恐怖成分。

So while you're waiting for your Amazon-based exquilatine to arrive, why not sit back, relax, and enjoy a taste of our delicious nonsense.

是以，在您等待您的亞馬遜特產抵達的同時，何不坐下來放鬆一下，品嚐一下我們美味的無稽之談呢？

How are we supposed to mope about in the corner when we're in the middle of the room?

我們在房間中央，怎麼能在角落裡悶悶不樂呢？

The vibes here are unconducive to bitterness.

So sit your vibes down and get drinking already.

Almost thought you weren't going to show.

I missed the chance of seeing you moaning into your pint.

我錯過了看你對著酒杯呻吟的機會。

True, but it hardly ever calls you a sour old wanker with no taste in women or drink.

沒錯，但它幾乎不會說你是個對女人和酒都沒品位的老色鬼。

Is your next of kin still that hard drive when you keep all of your porn?

你的近親還是那個保存著你所有色情內容的硬盤嗎？

So young, so foolish in the ways of love.

如此年輕，在愛的道路上如此懵懂。

Go on then, take your shots at poor little Alice.

來吧，向可憐的小愛麗絲開炮吧。

I still can't believe you got on the job after everything you said.

在你說了這麼多之後，我還是不敢相信你會得到這份工作。

Hey, moaning about exes on divorce-mas is just what you do.

嘿，在離婚節上抱怨前任就是你的工作。

He's actually a good guy who just needed to catch a break.

他其實是個好人，只是需要休息一下。

All those unfamiliar human feelings bubble into the surface.

所有這些陌生的人類情感都會湧上心頭。

Then up your game, Becker, because I'm a stone-cold emotional fortress.

那就加把勁，貝克爾 因為我是個冷酷無情的情感堡壘

Then you probably won't have a problem with what's lurking behind you.

這樣，你可能就不會對潛伏在你身後的東西感到困擾了。

She said you were having a divorce party, which I assumed was just her way of staying a bit of a booze-up, so...

她說你們要辦離婚派對，我以為她只是想借酒消愁，所以......

You see, Alice, this is what happens when everything that comes out of your mouth is a sarcastic joke.

你看，愛麗絲，這就是當你嘴裡說的每一句話都是冷笑話時的下場。

聽著，如果我打擾了，我可以...

Okay, so Colin's been divorced a couple of times, and as part of some bizarre cosmic joke, both of them ended up being finalised on the same day of the year.

好吧，科林已經離過好幾次婚了，作為宇宙間某個奇異玩笑的一部分，兩次離婚最終都是在一年中的同一天完成的。

So he and I, we've kind of got this little tradition now, where on that day, today, we get together, get pissed, and, uh...

所以他和我，我們現在有了這個小傳統 在那一天，今天，我們聚在一起，生氣，呃...

You duck out now, and you're as good as dead.

He loves to see me squirm, so I'm sure he'll have a great time.

他喜歡看我扭動的樣子，所以我相信他會玩得很開心。

I think what Colin is trying to say is that as the newest member of this particular bitchy subcommittee, you have to spill on your exes.

我認為科林想說的是，作為這個特別賤的小組委員會的最新成員，你必須向你的前任們吐苦水。

Hey, I'll have you know I have plenty of exes.

嘿，我要讓你知道我有很多前男友。

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