Yeah, and, uh, hey, thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant.

是啊 還有 謝謝你讓我在餐廳吃了最後一塊蛋糕

You're welcome again.

再次歡迎您。

I'm gonna go make some coffee.

我去煮點咖啡

Can I get you anything?

需要什麼嗎？

Uh, do you have any cake?

你有蛋糕嗎？

So, this is going pretty good.

所以，一切都很順利。

Dinner was nice.

晚餐很不錯。

We got a lot in common.

我們有很多共同點

Ooh, Victoria's Secret.

維多利亞的祕密

Huh.

咦？

We even like the same books.

我們甚至喜歡同樣的書。

Ooh.

哦

There's a scary painting.

有一幅可怕的畫

Wait a minute.

等一下

I think I've been scared by that painting before.

我想我以前也被這幅畫嚇到過。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

This whole place looks familiar.

這地方看起來很眼熟

I have definitely been in this apartment.

我肯定住過這間公寓。

I know I've seen this weird plant before.

我知道我以前見過這種奇怪的植物。

Ow!

噢

It did that the last time.

上次就是這樣。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

I've gone out with this girl before.

我以前和這個女孩約會過

Yeah.

是啊

We had sex on this couch.

我們在這張沙發上做愛

And then on that chair, and...

然後在椅子上...

No.

不

No, we didn't do it here.

不，我們沒有在這裡做。

Which is weird, because it seems like a perfectly good place.

這很奇怪，因為它看起來是個非常好的地方。

Ow!

噢

That's fine.

沒關係。

So, it was really a shock, after 25 years of marriage, my parents, a perfect couple getting divorced.

所以，在結婚 25 年後，我的父母，一對完美的夫妻離婚了，這真的讓我很震驚。

I kind of took it the hardest, because I was the youngest.

因為我是最年輕的，所以受到的打擊最大。

Mm-hmm.

嗯

Mm-hmm.

嗯

Sure.

當然。

Yeah.

是啊

How can you not remember me?

你怎麼能不記得我呢？

What?

什麼？

How could you not remember that we slept together?

你怎麼會不記得我們睡過？

What?

什麼？

When?

什麼時候？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you.

我真的真的覺得我會記得和你睡過覺。

Come on.

來吧

Come on.

來吧

Search your brain, all right?

搜索你的大腦，好嗎？

It was... a certain amount of time ago.

那是......很久以前的事了。

Okay?

好嗎？

I was here.

我在這裡。

You were here.

您剛才在這裡

We had sex here, here, here.

我們在這裡、這裡、這裡做過愛

Not there.

不在那兒

Anything?

有什麼發現嗎？

No.

不

It's not ringing any bells.

我一點印象都沒有。

My God, woman.

天啊，女人

How many people do you have to have been with not to remember any of this?

你要和多少人在一起才會不記得這些？

Hey, Hayley.

嘿，海莉

We really got to fix that doorknob.

我們得把門把手修好

Joey?

喬伊？

Oh!

哦！

Oh, Joey.

喬伊

I slept with you.

我和你上床了

And you obviously remember me.

你顯然還記得我

Hey, I still got it.

嘿，我還能用

So, we're good.

所以，我們很好。

I'll let myself out.

我會讓自己出去的

You

你