Hey.

嘿。

Hey.

嘿。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝。

Oh, don't thank me, thank the jerk that never showed up.

哦，別謝我，謝那個沒出現的混蛋吧。

Okay, I gotta get to work.

好了，我得去工作了

You want some help with that?

要幫忙嗎？

Oh, no thanks, I got it.

哦，不用了，謝謝，我知道了。

Oh, no I don't.

哦，不，我沒有。

Whoa!

哇哦

You okay?

你還好嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Whew, stood up too fast, got a little head rush.

呼，站起來太快了，有點頭暈。

The heat.

熱

And the humidity.

還有溼度。

Yeah, that's a tough combination.

是啊，這是一個艱難的組合。

Do you want to come in for some lemonade?

你想進來喝點檸檬水嗎？

Like you wouldn't believe.

就像你不會相信一樣。

Oh.

哦。

Wow.

哇

This is a great place.

這是個好地方。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Just make yourself comfortable.

請自便。

Gotcha.

抓到你了

This place is really my grandmother's.

這個地方真的是我祖母的。

I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this.

這是她搬到佛羅里達時我從她那裡得到的，否則我永遠買不起這樣的地方。

So if the landlord ever asks, I'm an 87-year-old woman who's afraid of her VCR.

所以，如果房東問起，我就是一個害怕錄像機的 87 歲老太太。

You thirsty?

你渴嗎？

Oh, you bet I am.

哦，那還用說。

Okay, here's your penis.

好了，這是你的小弟弟

Oh, my God, what the hell are you doing?

天啊，你到底在幹什麼？

You said you want to come in for some lemonade.

你說你想進來喝點檸檬水。

So?

所以呢？

Yeah, uh, were you just going to give me lemonade?

是啊，你剛才是要給我檸檬水嗎？

Yeah-huh!

是啊

Cover yourself up.

把自己遮起來

Oh, right, sorry.

哦，對，對不起。

I don't believe this.

我不相信。

I mean, someone asks you in for lemonade and to you that means they want to have sex?

我是說，有人請你喝檸檬水，對你來說就意味著他們想做愛？

Um, usually, yeah.

嗯，通常，是的。

Come on, it's not just lemonade.

來吧，這不僅僅是檸檬水。

Iced tea, sometimes juice.

冰茶，有時是果汁。

Look, sorry, I just thought you liked me.

對不起，我以為你喜歡我。

Such a jerk.

真是個混蛋

It's okay.

沒關係。

I suppose it could happen to anyone.

我想任何人都有可能遇到這種情況。

Not anyone I know, but...

不是我認識的任何人，但...

By the way, I can still see it.

順便說一句，我還能看到它。