How is this your seat?

這是你的座位嗎？

Because I was sitting there but then you left well, it's not like I went to Spain I Went to the bathroom you knew I was coming back.

因為我就坐在那兒，但你就走了 我又不是去了西班牙，我是去上廁所了 你知道我會回來的

What's the big deal sit somewhere else?

坐別的地方有什麼大不了的？

The big deal is I was sitting there last so That's my seat Actually the last place you were sitting was in there so Guys, you know what?

最重要的是我最後坐在那裡 所以那是我的座位 其實你最後坐的地方也在那裡 夥計們，你們知道嗎？

You know what?

你知道嗎？

It doesn't matter because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops All right, Ross.

沒關係，因為在我腦子裡的大血管爆掉之前 你們倆都得去穿衣服 好吧，羅斯。

I just have to do one thing really quickly.

我只需要快速做一件事。

It's not a big deal All right, fine, you know what we'll both sit in the chair I Am so comfortable Me too, in fact, I think I might be a little too Okay, look we have 19 minutes okay Chandler I want you to go and change okay And then when you come back Joey will go change and he'll have vacated the chair.

沒什麼大不了的 好吧，我們都坐在椅子上，我很舒服 我也是，事實上，我想我可能有點太舒服了 好吧，聽著，我們還有19分鐘錢德勒，我要你去換衣服 好的，等你回來喬伊就會去換衣服，他就會把椅子騰出來了

Okay.

好的

Okay.

好的

All right fine I'm going when I get back.

好吧，我回來就走。

It's chair city, and I'm the guy who's sitting in a chair All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed I in turn have noticed that you are not So in the words of a a mil get out of my chair deal hole Okay What are you doing we said I had to give you the chair you didn't see anything about the cushions The cushions are the essence of the chair.

現在是 "椅子之城"，我就是那個坐在椅子上的人 好吧，你會注意到我已經穿戴整齊，而我也注意到你並沒有穿戴整齊。

That's right.

這就對了。

I'm taking the essence Oh, we'll be back.

我們會回來的。

Oh, there's nobody in the room Where's my underwear Come on, come on.

哦，房間裡沒人 我的內衣呢？ 快點，快點

What you took his underwear.

你拿了他的內褲

He took my underwear Okay Joey why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now because I'm not wearing any underwear now Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight it's a rented tux Okay, not gonna go commando and another man's fatigues Well, then it looks like somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions Okay, you hide my clothes.

他拿走了我的內衣 喬伊 你為什麼不能穿你現在穿的內衣 因為我現在沒穿內衣 那你今晚為什麼一定要穿內衣 這可是租來的禮服 好吧 我可不想穿突擊隊服和別人的軍裝 好吧 看來得有人把坐墊還給別人了

I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you Wait, what are you what are you gonna show me my clothes?

等等，你要幹什麼？ 你要給我看我的衣服嗎？

Hey opposite is opposite He's got nothing Okay, buddy boy here it is You hide my clothes.

嘿，對面就是對面，他什麼都沒有 好了，夥計，給你，把我的衣服藏起來。

I'm wearing everything you own.

我穿著你的所有衣服

Oh That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear Look at me.

哦，這和偷別人的內衣可完全不是一回事，看著我。

I'm Chandler.

我是錢德勒

Could I be wearing any more clothes?

我還能穿更多的衣服嗎？

Maybe if I wasn't going commando I'll tell you it's hot with all this stuff on I I better not do any I don't know lunges Okay Okay, okay No, I'm sick of this.

我告訴你，穿這麼多東西很熱 我最好不要做任何我不知道的肺活量 好吧，好吧，不，我受夠了。

Okay.

好的

I've had up to here with you two.

我和你們倆在一起已經夠久了。

Neither of you can come to the party Geez, what a baby You

你們倆都不能來參加派對 天啊，你真是個孩子