Oh, my God.

我的天啊

What does that thing do?

那東西是做什麼的？

Hmm.

嗯

Uh, that's an eye-removal machine.

那是眼球摘除機

All right, I'm out of here. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

好了，我走了開玩笑的 開玩笑的

Uh-oh. Hi, Rachel.

啊哦嗨，瑞秋

Hey. I'm Dr. Miller.

嘿 我是米勒醫生

Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry, everything's gonna be just fine.

莫妮卡說你有點緊張 不過別擔心 一切都會好起來的

So we're done, then.

那就這樣吧

Almost, but first we gotta start.

差不多了，但首先我們得開始。

Okay. This is the glaucoma test.

好的這是青光眼測試

Uh-huh. Sit down.

嗯坐下吧

Okay.

好的

Put your chin here.

把下巴放在這裡。

Now, you're gonna feel a small puff of air in each eye.

現在，你會感覺到每隻眼睛裡都有一小股空氣。

Uh, wha-what?

呃，什麼？

A small puff of air.

一小股空氣

Now, come on!

現在，來吧！

Here we go. All right.

開始吧好了

One, two, three.

一、二、三

Oh! Okay.

好吧

I'm sorry. All right.

對不起 - 好吧 - I'm sorry.好吧

I'm gonna stay in here this time.

這次我要待在這裡

Okay. Ready?

好了準備好了嗎？

Uh-huh. One, two, three.

一 二 三 Uh -huh.一，二，三

I'm sorry.

對不起

You know what? I'm gonna hold her head.

你知道嗎？我要抱著她的頭

Okay.

好的

That's okay.

沒關係。

Okay. Okay.

好的 好的 Okay.好的 - 好的

Okay.

好的

One, two...

一、二...

Oh! I'm sorry.

對不起

You know what? You're young.

你知道嗎？你還年輕

You probably don't have glaucoma.

你可能沒有青光眼。

Oh!

哦！

Oh! Okay!

好吧

Okay, so it was very, very nice to meet you, sir.

好的，很高興見到您，先生。

And I'm... Ow! Hey!

我...Ow！嘿 Hey！

What? Are you... Are you crazy?

什麼？你...你瘋了嗎？

Okay. You have a small, minor infection in that left eye.

你的左眼受到輕微感染

I want you to take these drops three times a day for a week, and you'll be as good as new.

我要你每天三次服用這些藥水，連續一週，你就會恢復如初。

Yeah, no, I-I don't... I don't put things in my eye.

是的，不，我不...我不把東西放進眼睛裡

Okay, then. I guess we'll see you back here in three months.

那好吧我們三個月後在這裡見吧

Great. And I'll fit you for a glass eye.

好極了我給你配個玻璃眼罩

Okay, just give me the damn drops.

好吧，給我那該死的藥水

Dr. Miller?

米勒醫生？

P-E-C-F-D.

P-E-C-F-D。

Very good, Monica.

很好，莫妮卡。

You know where they are. I sure do.

你知道它們在哪裡。我當然知道

And you don't get one.

而你卻沒有。

Okay.

好的

Not even close.

差遠了。

Okay, well, then, you know what? Help me. I need help.

好吧，那麼，你知道嗎？幫幫我我需要幫助

I can't do this. Okay. All right, come on. Let's do it.

我不能這麼做好吧好吧，來吧。Let's do it.

Come on. All right. Sit down.

來吧好了 坐下 All right.坐下吧

All right. All right. Put your head back.

好的 - 好的 - All right.把頭往後仰 All right.把頭往後仰

Yes. All right. Okay.

好的好的 - 好的 - All right.好的 - 好的

Now open your eyes. Okay, they are.

現在睜開眼睛好的

How many fingers am I holding up?

我伸出了幾根手指？

Four.

四

Oh, my God. I was thinking four.

我的天啊我想的是四個

Really? Yes!

真的嗎？是的！

All right, you know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

Why don't we start with a practice one, okay?

我們先練習一下，好嗎？

Okay. No drops. Great.

好的沒有水滴好極了 Great.

Okay. All right. On three.

好的好的 數到三 All right.數到三

Okay. One, two, three.

好的 一 二 三 Okay.一 二 三

My pillow's all wet.

我的枕頭全溼了

Well, you said it was practice.

你說這是練習

Then why did you move? Because I knew you were lying.

那你為什麼搬家？因為我知道你在撒謊

All right. Come here. What are you doing?

好了 過來 All right.過來你在幹什麼？

Get Monica. Stop it!

抓住莫妮卡別鬧了

Oh, my God! Stop it!

哦，我的上帝！別鬧了

I am going. Turn it over.

我要走了。翻過來

I am going.

我要走了。

Get these drops in your eyes.

把這些藥滴到眼睛裡。

Oh, my God! You really are freakishly strong.

我的天啊你真的強得離譜

Oh, my God! Stop it!

哦，我的上帝！別鬧了

Damn it, Cynthia!

該死，辛西婭

You know, if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune.

如果喬伊和錢德現在進來 我們就能發大財了

Can you pass me the TV guide?

能把電視指南遞給我嗎？

Yeah. Go!

是啊走吧

I knew it!

我就知道

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

We'll see you in about three or four hours.

我們三四個小時後見。