Name: 章魚哥真的連續 10 分鐘保持冷靜？| 海綿寶寶 (Squidward ACTUALLY Being Chill for 10 Minutes Straight ?? | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2024-12-31T13:38:48.000Z
Duration: 10 min 17 s

A nine-letter word for annoying, SpongeBob.

用九個字母來形容煩人，海綿寶寶。

No more SpongeBob, just me, myself, and home sweet home.

不再有海綿寶寶，只有我、我自己和甜蜜的家。

Ah, nothing like a squid's good old wicked chair to soothe the pains of a rough day.

啊，沒有什麼比烏賊的老式邪惡椅子更能撫平一天的痛苦了。

放鬆身心，享受屬於自己的時光。

Perhaps I could dance to some smooth jazz records.

也許我可以聽著一些流暢的爵士樂唱片跳舞。

Usually I wake up each morning in a dark feeling of dread gnawing at my stomach.

通常情況下，我每天早上醒來時，都會感到腹部被一種黑暗的恐懼感啃噬著。

Smile and rainbow, smile and sun, smile and rocks and vegetation.

微笑與彩虹，微笑與太陽，微笑與岩石和植被。

看，媽媽，我在跳舞，聽我唱歌。

The world is lovely when nothing is wrong.

當一切正常時，世界是可愛的。

一切都在微笑，是的，甚至包括我。

Feel droplets gently cascade over your body.

Focus your perceptions on the native fauna and the soothing nature of their rustic calls.

將您的視線集中在在地動物身上，聆聽它們質樸的叫聲。

Pillow placed just so for slight foot elevation.

枕頭的位置恰到好處，可以稍微抬高腳部。

Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special.

Yes, the pedicure and foot massage house call, that is correct.

沒錯，就是上門修腳和足部按摩。

By the all-seeing eye, we are worthy, we are not.

在萬物的注視下，我們值得，我們不值得。

I knew the people would come to their senses.

The Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge.

Is this some stupid club you two made up?

這是你倆搞出來的愚蠢俱樂部嗎？

As my first presidential decree, why don't you go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make the neighborhood look nicer.

作為我的第一道總統令，你們為什麼不出去把樹上的葉子都塗掉，讓小區看起來更漂亮一些呢？

現在，出去，出去，出去，出去，出去，出去。

That'll keep them busy for a few Sundays.

這可以讓他們忙上幾個星期天。

Here's to a delightful evening alone with you.

祝您有一個愉快的夜晚與您獨處。

If those two want to ruin my quiet evening at home, they're going to have to do better than that.

如果那兩個人想毀了我在家的寧靜夜晚，他們必須做得更好。

I may finally have found a place where I can be all...

我可能終於找到了一個可以讓我盡情...

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