Okay, Ross, I realized that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but, uh, let me explain, okay?

好吧，羅斯，我知道你沒想到會走進來看到這個，但是，呃，讓我解釋一下，好嗎？

We weren't doing anything!

我們什麼都沒做！

Rach, he just saw us.

瑞秋，他剛看到我們。

Shhh!

噓

But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.

但你所看到的，就到此為止，好嗎？親一下

No, come on, that is a lie! We also kissed in Barbados.

不，拜託，那是騙人的！我們還在巴貝多接過吻

Dude, chill!

老兄，冷靜點！

Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay?

好吧，我們也在巴貝多接過吻，但不是我們計劃的，好嗎？

And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.

而這一切發生的唯一原因 就是我看到你在親查理

Yeah, you started it!

是啊，是你先開始的

I've got to chill!

我得冷靜一下

Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but...

聽著，我們也許應該在事情發生之前就跟你說清楚，但是...

Oh, we feel so terrible about this, Ross.

哦，我們對此感到非常抱歉，羅斯。

Yeah, but it did happen, so...

是的，但它確實發生了，所以......

Ross?

羅斯？

Ross?

羅斯？

Can we just close the door?

我們能把門關上嗎？

So you two are...

那麼你們兩個是...

Yeah.

是啊

And have you had...

你有沒有...

No. No. No. No. No. No.

沒有 沒有 沒有 沒有 沒有

But if I hadn't walked in here, would you...

但是，如果我沒有走進這裡，你會...

Probably... No. No.

可能...不 不

No.

不

Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this.

羅斯，我們不想讓你知道這件事。

You have every right to go nuts.

你完全有權發瘋。

I'm not going nuts. Do you see me going nuts?

我沒有發瘋你看到我發瘋了嗎？

No, but you know what I mean.

沒有，但你知道我的意思。

Hey, hey, hey.

嘿，嘿，嘿

If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you.

如果你們倆幸福，我也為你們感到高興。

I'm fine.

我沒事

Really?

真的嗎？

Absolutely. I'm fine.

當然可以我很好

Totally fine.

完全沒問題

I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, because really, I'm fine.

我不知道為什麼我的聲音又大又尖，因為我真的很好。

I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing.

我不是說看到你們接吻我一點都不驚訝

I mean, at first, I was like, ah!

我的意思是，一開始，我想，啊！

But now that I've had time to absorb it, loving this...

但是，現在我有時間去消化它了，我喜歡這個......

Ross...

羅斯...

It's all working out.

一切順利。

Me and Charlie and you two.

我、查理和你們兩個

Do you know what we should do?

你知道我們該怎麼做嗎？

Calm ourselves?

讓我們自己平靜下來？

No.

不

We should all have dinner.

我們應該共進晚餐。

Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!

是的，我們明晚就做。我來做飯

Oh, uh...

哦，呃...

Look, don't you think that'll be a little weird?

你不覺得這有點奇怪嗎？

Weird? What? What's weird?

奇怪？什麼奇怪？什麼奇怪？

The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food because I'm making fajitas!

唯一奇怪的是，如果有人不喜歡吃墨西哥菜，因為我在做墨西哥烤肉！

I do like fajitas.

我確實喜歡墨西哥烤肉。