Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

Hal, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?

"哈爾"，你已經很久沒有性生活了 你想知道他們是否改變了性生活方式？

No, although now that's what I'm thinking.

不，雖然我現在也是這麼想的。

Alright, so what were you thinking?

好吧，你到底在想什麼？

Well, I was thinking that you gave the guy such great haircuts, I thought maybe you'd like to do mine.

我在想，你給那傢伙理了這麼好的發 我想也許你願意給我理髮

Oh, no.

哦，不

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Because I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.

因為我就是，我是個令人難以置信的控制狂。

No, you're not.

不，你沒有。

I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.

我知道我不是，但你是，我只是不想傷害你的感情。

You know, it's funny, the last time Paula was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.

有趣的是，上次寶拉來的時候，我的頭髮短了很多，也更可愛了。

Alright, okay.

好吧，好吧

But, but, you have to promise that you will not be all, like, controlly and bossy and all, you know, Monica about it.

但是，但是，你必須保證，你不會像莫妮卡那樣，控制慾強，頤指氣使。

I promise.

我保證

Alright, let's see.

好吧，讓我們來看看。

Now some of you are going to get cut, and some of you aren't.

現在，你們中有些人會被裁掉，有些人不會。

But I promise none of you will feel a thing.

但我保證你們不會有任何感覺。

Alright, that's it.

好了，就這樣吧。

I quit.

我不幹了

What?

什麼？

I didn't say anything!

我什麼也沒說！

Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person, okay?

是的，但這不是一個信任別人的人的表情，好嗎？

This is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.

這是一張不信任別人的臉。

I'm sorry.

對不起

Sorry, Phoebe, it's just, well, just a little shorter than what we had discussed.

對不起，菲比，只是，只是比我們討論的時間短了一點。

Would you relax?

你會放鬆嗎？

I know what I am doing.

我知道我在做什麼。

This is how he wears it.

他就是這麼穿的。

How who wears it?

誰會穿它？

Demi Moore.

黛米-摩爾

Demi Moore is not a he.

黛米-摩爾不是 "他"。

Well, he was a he in Arthur and in Den.

他在亞瑟和丹恩都是個 "他"。

That's Dudley Moore.

那是達德利-摩爾。

I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.

我說我想要黛米-摩爾那樣的。

Oh.

哦。

Oh!

哦！

Oh my God!

我的天啊

Oh my God!

我的天啊

Oh my God, I'm sorry!

天啊，對不起

I'm sorry!

對不起

I'm sorry!

對不起

Which one is Demi Moore?

哪個是黛米-摩爾？

She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!

她就是《披露》、《猥褻提案》、《幽靈》的女主角！

Oh, oh, she's got gorgeous hair.

哦，哦，她的頭髮真漂亮。

Oh my God!

我的天啊

How is she?

她怎麼樣？

It's too soon to tell.

現在下結論還為時過早。

She's resting, which is a good sign.

她在休息，這是個好兆頭。

How's the hair?

頭髮怎麼樣？

I'm not going to lie to you, Ross.

我不想騙你 羅斯

It doesn't look good.

看起來不妙。

I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.

我在一邊夾了一個夾子，似乎這樣就不會捲曲了。

Well, can we see it?

我們能看看嗎？

Your hair looks too good.

你的頭髮看起來太好了。

I think it would upset her.

我覺得這會讓她難過。

Ross, why don't you come on in?

羅斯，你為什麼不進來呢？