Name: 卡塞爾和貝克特的調情戲謔（第一部分） (Castle & Beckett's Flirty Banter (Part 1))
Uploaded: 2024-12-26T12:25:24.000Z
Duration: 14 min 59 s

未來簡單式

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What are we playing for pride or clothing?

我們是為了榮譽還是為了衣服？

Half of the guys here are waiting for Prince.

Oh, I think somebody feels threatened I'm not threatened.

哦，我想有人感到威脅了，我沒有受到威脅。

I can call the mayor and you can't we have procedure protocol Yeah, and you always come to a complete stop at a red light and you never fund your taxes Tell me something you ever have any fun, you know, let your hair down drop your top little cops gone wild You do know I'm wearing a gun It's nice to have met you detective Beckett Richard Castle you are under arrest for felony theft and obstruction of justice You forgot making you look bad You know for a minute there.

我可以打電話給市長，你不能 我們有程序協議 是啊，你總是來 在紅燈完全停止 你從來沒有資助你的稅 告訴我的東西 你曾經有任何樂趣， 你知道，讓你的頭髮下來 降低你的頂部 小警察走了野 你知道我穿著槍 很高興認識你 偵探貝克特理查德・卡塞爾

You actually made me believe that you were human Cuff him.

你居然讓我相信你是人類拷住了他。

哦，"捆綁"，我的安全詞是蘋果。

What makes you think he's dying, okay Thought you ditched me back at the precinct didn't you?

你憑什麼認為他快死了？ 我以為你把我丟在分局了，是嗎？

Come on Danny McDead is found on spin-dry.

來吧，丹尼-麥克戴德是在旋風乾燥機上找到的。

You don't think the captain's gonna let me in on that story You're a castle my bad Exactly How much longer do I have to expect you to be shadowing me on my cases like this?

你不會以為隊長會讓我知道你的故事吧 你是個城堡，我的壞蛋 究竟我還要指望你像這樣跟蹤我多久？

Hard to say when I'm writing a new character is no telling when inspiration might strike.

當我在寫一個新角色時，很難說什麼時候會有靈感。

I thought I was your inspiration Oh, you are detective and in so many ways But what I thought she might find really interesting is the fact that she had sex within the hours before her death sex I'll explain how that works later might even been within a few minutes of the murder.

我還以為我是你的靈感來源呢 哦，你是偵探，在很多方面都是 但我覺得她可能會覺得很有趣的是 她在死前幾小時內發生過性關係 我稍後會解釋是怎麼回事 甚至可能是在謀殺發生後幾分鐘內

So what's the evidence of sex traces of spermicide?

那麼，殺精劑的性痕跡有什麼證據呢？

The guy wore a condom boy really has been a long time for you, hasn't it?

那個戴套的男孩對你來說真的很久了，不是嗎？

You're very good at bossing men around I've noticed You're telling me exactly how many times have you been married Castle twice?

我注意到你很擅長對男人發號施令 你告訴我你到底結過幾次婚 卡塞爾，兩次？

No, never been really You'd be good at it.

不，從來沒有過，你會很擅長的。

You're both controlling and disapproving.

I should really try it One time I had this ex-girlfriend she loved me.

我真的應該試試 有一次，我有個前女友，她很愛我。

I didn't even like her if I loved her Wow, I don't know No, there's this one time Started for another time.

我甚至不喜歡她 如果我愛她 哇，我不知道 不，還有這一次 下次再開始吧

What did horn do crack down on the ecstasy this one time?

這一次，號角是如何打擊搖頭丸的？

I was trying to figure out how to throw someone off the Empire State Building and that movie sleepless and say I don't just Come out so many lonely women approached me thinking I was there Tom Hanks.

我在想怎麼把人從帝國大廈上扔下去，那部電影讓我睡不著覺，說我不出來，所以很多寂寞的女人都來找我，以為我是湯姆-漢克斯。

I got Lee Castle Something that would guarantee you the election Castle This was premeditated You are watching me do paperwork it's creepy did you have somewhere else to be I like it here You really base your next character on detective Beckett.

我找到了李-卡斯爾 能保證你當選的東西 卡斯爾 這是有預謀的 你在看我做文書工作 真讓人毛骨悚然 你有別的地方可去嗎 我喜歡這裡 你的下一個角色真的是以貝克特偵探為原型的

Every artist needs a muse Call me a muse again, and I will break both your legs.

每個藝術家都需要一個繆斯女神 再叫我繆斯女神，我就打斷你的兩條腿

Okay, okay detective Beckett Of course This female detective of yours exactly how much will she be based on me?

好吧，好吧，貝克特偵探 當然，你的這個女偵探 究竟有多少是以我為原型的？

Well, she's not too bright and kind of slutty right?

她不太聰明，而且有點放蕩，對吧？

Actually, that was jackass No, honestly, you don't have anything to be embarrassed about she's gonna be She's gonna be really smart very savvy haunting good looks Really good at her job And kind of slutty Castle Castle what are you doing?

不，老實說，你沒有什麼好尷尬的 她會很聰明，很精明，很有魅力 她工作很出色，也很放蕩

I already hate you fair enough this morning with the body I took a couple of pictures you took photos of my crime scene.

我已經夠恨你的了，今天早上我給你的屍體拍了幾張照片，你卻給我的犯罪現場拍了照片。

You get mad I emailed a couple of them to a friend of mine.

你生氣了吧，我用電子郵件發送了幾張給我的一個朋友。

你通過電子郵件發送給了朋友。

Well, not exactly a friend She's my interior decorator, but then we slept together.

她是我的室內設計師，但我們睡過覺。

So I don't really know what she is now You know, right you work together you think it'll be fun, but then it always makes things weird It's a real cautionary tale Yeah, I'm talking about the photographs of the body.

所以我不知道她現在是什麼樣子 你知道，你們在一起工作的時候 你覺得會很有趣，但後來事情就變得怪怪的 這真是個警世故事

What no, I didn't send her pictures the body I sent her pictures of the rug I thought maybe she may be able to tell me where it came from and guess what?

不，我沒有給她寄屍體的照片，我給她寄的是地毯的照片，我想也許她能告訴我地毯的來源，你猜怎麼著？

She did That's the rug That's the same rug You Don't gloat okay, cuz it's really unattractive Now can we arrest him All right, just do it the easy way Castle what are you doing?

就是那塊地毯 就是那塊地毯 你不要幸災樂禍 因為這真的很不美觀 現在我們能逮捕他了嗎 好吧 就用簡單的方法 卡塞爾 你在幹什麼？

Hi, my name is Richard I'm a very generous man looking to arrange a very special date with Tiffany Just give me a call on my phone, which is three four seven five five five.

你好，我叫理查德，我是一個非常慷慨的人，想和蒂芙尼安排一個非常特別的約會，請給我打電話，我的電話是3 4 7 5 5 5。

Thank you Castle you can't just call and arrange a date with a prostitute.

謝謝你 卡塞爾，你不能就這樣打電話安排和妓女約會。

No, no, you're the police I'm just a lonely upscale gentleman looking for a date Bet I find it first.

不，不，你才是警察，我只是個孤獨的高級，上等紳士，在尋找約會對象 Bet I find it first.

Beckett guess who's got a date with a prostitute?

貝克特，猜猜誰和妓女約會了？

That was some quite a reading very moving Are you making fun of me?

Good, she thought as the wind Gathered up her hair No one will see my tears How does wind gather up hair?

很好，她想，風把她的頭髮攏了起來，沒有人會看到我的眼淚。 風怎麼會把頭髮攏起來呢？

Oh, you're telling me how to do my job irritating, isn't it?

哦，你告訴我如何做我的工作，是不是很令人惱火？

What kind of a name is Nikki heat a cop name it's a stripper name Well, I told you she was kind of slutty change it castle what hang on think of the titles summer heat heat way in heat Change the name.

尼基-熱是個什麼樣的名字？"熱 "是個警察的名字，"熱 "是個脫衣舞娘的名字 我告訴過你，她有點放蕩，改成 "卡斯特 "吧 你覺得 "夏熱 "和 "熱 "這兩個名字怎麼樣？

I have artistic integrity Change the name Now How do you know I read the case file she kicked the habit met and married Samuel Kavanaugh She worked in a restaurant.

我有藝術品格 現在改名字 你怎麼知道我讀了案卷 她戒掉了嗜好，與塞繆爾-卡瓦諾相識並結婚，她在一家餐館工作。

When you were in the little girls room, I was gone for like a minute speed reader Something I picked up from my years stranded in the New York Public Library I Must have a reason for running away.

當你在小女孩的房間裡時，我大概離開了一分鐘 快速閱讀器 我在紐約公共圖書館滯留的幾年裡學到了一些東西 我一定有逃跑的理由

Some people love the institution hate the day-to-day Are you one of those people castle?

有些人喜歡機構討厭日常工作 你是其中之一嗎？

Guess I just haven't met the right girl All right, so you and I are married We're not married.

我想我只是沒有遇到合適的女孩 好吧，你和我結婚了，我們還沒結婚。

I don't want to pretend schedule like it Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.

好吧，如果我們結婚了，我想離婚。

Yes It's not a duel Scaramouche here square up to target Feet shoulder distance apart Okay, gauntlet your right fist in your left palm shot too soon Yeah, well, you know, we could always just cuddle castle.

是的 這不是決鬥 疤面煞星在此 正視目標 雙腳與肩保持一定距離 好了 右拳放在左手掌裡 太快了

Oh Funny and a smile good That's better Hmm, you know, I came down to ask you if I could take home some of those stolen property photos Photos of the jewelry.

我是來問你能不能把那些贓物的照片帶回家的 珠寶的照片。

Why no, I thought it might spark something I've cut her Tell you what, you put any of the next three in the ten ring and I will give you the files.

為什麼不呢，我覺得這可能會激發出我已經剪掉她的東西 告訴你吧，你把後面三個人中的任何一個放進十環裡，我就把文件給你。

Yeah You Are a very good teacher You brought a thief to a crime scene.

你是個好老師，你把小偷帶到了犯罪現場。

It was very helpful It was criminal trespassing made or tomorrow Tell your friend to keep up his disappearing act and the next time you show up at a crime scene without me I'll show you how my taser works promise What's this your winnings from the other night, I'm not an idiot I know you threw the last hand How Did you figure it out That's not the point.

告訴你的朋友繼續他的消失行為 下次你不等我就出現在犯罪現場 我會告訴你我的電擊槍是怎麼用的 我保證 這是你那晚贏的錢 我不是白痴 我知道你最後一把是擲的

Well, my mother called you didn't she you owe me a rematch Fine you want to play let's play.

我媽給你打電話了 是吧 你還欠我一場重賽呢 Fine you want to play let's play.

No, no, no, those guys would eat you alive No, I was thinking something a little more local my Gotham City crew guys.

不，不，不，那些傢伙會把你生吞活剝的 不，我在想一些更本地化的東西，我的高譚市船員們。

I beat on a regular basis your Gotham City crew Yeah, captain the mayor and judge Markaway, you know your boss your boss's boss and the guy that signs your warrants Or would that make you nervous?

我經常打你們高譚市的人 市長和法官馬卡威 你知道你的老闆 你老闆的老闆 還有給你籤逮捕令的人

I mean, I wouldn't want to throw your game, but I also don't want you to feel patronized Just set it up and prepare to get your ass kicked Sunday morning shouldn't you be slinking home from a scandalous liaison?

我的意思是，我不想破壞你的比賽，但我也不想讓你覺得受到了優待，你只需做好準備，星期天早上就會被揍得屁滾尿流，難道你不應該從緋聞聯絡中溜回家裡嗎？

In your dreams actually my dreams you never jealous in my dreams.

在你的夢裡，其實是在我的夢裡，你從未在我夢裡吃過醋。

You just joined Oh Somebody's dead doesn't mean you have to be grumpy.

你剛加入 Oh Somebody's Dead 並不意味著你必須脾氣暴躁。

How about the cover art for your new novel Nikki cover art?

你的新小說《尼基》的封面設計如何？