Eat medicine that's out of date, use your private parts as piranha bait.

吃過期的藥，用私處做食人魚的誘餌。

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

愚蠢的死法 太多愚蠢的死法了

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

愚蠢的死法 太多愚蠢的死法了

Get your toast out with a fork, do your own electrical work.

用叉子夾吐司，自己做電工。

Teach yourself how to fly, eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie.

自學飛行，吃兩週前沒冷藏的餡餅。

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

愚蠢的死法 太多愚蠢的死法了

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

愚蠢的死法 太多愚蠢的死法了

Invite a psycho killer inside, scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride.

請變態殺手進屋，刮花毒販的新車。

Take your helmet off in outer space, use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.

在外太空摘下頭盔，用烘乾機作為藏身之處。

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

愚蠢的死法 太多愚蠢的死法了

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

愚蠢的死法 太多愚蠢的死法了

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet, sell both your kidneys on the internet.

養一條響尾蛇當寵物，在網上賣掉你的兩個腎臟。

Eat a tube of super glue, I wonder what's this red button do?

吃了一管超級膠水，我想知道這個紅色按鈕有什麼用？

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

愚蠢的死法 太多愚蠢的死法了

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

愚蠢的死法 太多愚蠢的死法了

Dress up like a moose during hunting season.

在狩獵季節把自己打扮成駝鹿。

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.

無端打擾黃蜂巢。

Stand on the edge of a train station platform.

站在火車站月臺的邊緣。

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing.

繞過平交道口的吊杆門行駛。

Run across the tracks between platforms.

在站臺之間跑過鐵軌

They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly the dumbest ways to die.

它們可能不押韻，但很可能是最愚蠢的死法。

Dumbest ways to die, dumbest ways to die.

最愚蠢的死法 最愚蠢的死法

So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die.

這麼多愚蠢，這麼多愚蠢的死法。

Be safe around trains.

注意火車周圍的安全。

A message from Metro.

來自地鐵公司的消息