Name: 18 種亞洲女孩 (18 TYPES OF ASIAN GIRLS)
Uploaded: 2024-12-25T08:50:06.000Z
Duration: 12 min 36 s

People think that Asian girls are all the same.

人們認為亞洲女孩都是一樣的。

情態副詞

Bro, there's only two types of Asian girls.

The nerds that live in the library, or the crazy party chicks who bleach their hair.

住在圖書館裡的書呆子，或者是漂白頭髮的瘋狂派對女郎。

The truth is, there are many different types of Asian girls.

事實上，亞洲女孩有許多不同的類型。

Using the patented scientific method of making things up, we present to you today 18 types of Asian girls.

今天，我們將採用專利的科學編造方法，為您介紹 18 種類型的亞洲女孩。

But to fully complete each comprehensive profile of Asian girl, we've brought in Asian girl expert Porter Lynn.

但為了全面完整地介紹亞洲女孩，我們請來了亞洲女孩專家波特-林恩。

I've known an Asian girl for over 20 years, and I have the reports and analysis right here.

我認識一個亞洲女孩已經有 20 多年了，我這裡有相關的報告和分析。

Common roles you'll find ABG girls in are import model, sexy coffee shop, trendy Asian fusion restaurant, go-go dancers, and working at vape shops.

你會發現 ABG 女孩常見的角色有進口模特、性感咖啡店、時尚亞洲融合餐廳、go-go 舞者和在 vape 商店工作。

For those of you guys who don't know, the Asian baby girl is basically your female Asian gangster.

對於那些不知道的人來說，亞洲女嬰基本上就是亞洲女流氓。

I like guys with big, fast cars and tattoos, and maybe have been arrested.

我喜歡有大車、快車和紋身的男人，也許還被逮捕過。

They're short, sexy, and you'll know when you see them.

它們短小、性感，你一看就知道。

Next month, I'm going to be on the cover of Import Tuner

下個月，我將成為《進口改裝車》的封面人物

The ABG often has on circle lenses, fake lashes, dark eyeliner, perfectly drawn eyebrows, highlights or dyed hair, a push-up bra, anything that exposes her pierced belly button, or dragon tattoo.

ABG 經常戴著圓框鏡片、假睫毛、深色眼線、完美的眉毛、挑染的頭髮、俯臥撐胸罩、任何暴露肚臍眼洞的東西或龍形紋身。

The ABG looks tough on the outside, but secretly on the inside, she's a little insecure.

ABG 表面上看起來很堅強，但內心卻暗自有些不自信。

The turned down version of ABG is just AZN.

If you're looking for cute and sweet, she's your gal.

如果你正在尋找可愛和甜美，她就是你要找的女孩。

A common exchange between the normal Asian girl and her boyfriend might be like, uh, hey, what do you want to go eat?

普通亞洲女孩和男友之間的常見交流方式可能是：呃，嘿，你想去吃什麼？

Hmm, I don't know, wherever you want to eat.

嗯，我也不知道，你想去哪吃就去哪吃吧。

The good Asian girl is totally cool with spending a Friday night with her parents at an Asian restaurant.

優秀的亞洲女孩完全不介意週五晚上和父母在亞洲餐廳共度美好時光。

They like Korean dramas, Hello Kitty, Yogurtland, Disneyland, anything that ends in land.

他們喜歡韓劇、Hello Kitty、Yogurtland、迪斯尼樂園等一切以 "地 "結尾的東西。

It's all one big, cute ecosystem that the normal, average, good Asian girl likes.

這些都是普通、平凡、優秀的亞洲女孩喜歡的一個大的可愛生態系統。

And she definitely enjoys herself a good Wong Fu video.

她絕對喜歡看精彩的王府視頻。

The normal, good Asian girl generally wears looser-fitting clothing, nothing too crazy or sexy.

正常、優秀的亞洲女孩一般都穿寬鬆的衣服，不會太瘋狂或性感。

Number three, the yappy Asian girl, young Asian professional.

第三位，嗲聲嗲氣的亞洲女孩，年輕的亞洲職業女性。

The yappy Asian girl is the turnt up version of the good Asian girl.

嗲聲嗲氣的亞洲女孩是亞洲好女孩的翻版。

Yappy girls like having a jam-packed schedule, eating at cool, inexpensive restaurants, hiking in half marathons, bragging about how much she travels, driving a pretty decent car, and home decorations.

快樂女孩喜歡緊湊的日程安排，喜歡在便宜又酷的餐廳吃飯，喜歡參加半程馬拉松，喜歡炫耀自己經常旅行，喜歡開一輛體面的車，喜歡家居裝飾。

Basically, if you want to know more, watch this video called Things Yappies Like.

基本上，如果您想了解更多資訊，請觀看這段名為 "Yappies 喜歡的東西 "的視頻。

She definitely wears Tory Burch Riva flats and similar items.

她肯定會穿 Tory Burch Riva 平底鞋和類似單品。

But nowadays, they're more like boba, brought over by airplane.

但如今，它們更像是用飛機運來的波霸。

So there's a lot of different types of fob Asian girls, but we're going to be focusing on the rich and the normal.

是以，有很多不同類型的 fob 亞洲女孩，但我們將重點關注富有和正常的女孩。

The rich fob Asian girl may have gone to international school back in Asia, where her family has millions of dollars.

這位亞洲富家女可能在亞洲上的是國際學校，家裡有數百萬美元。

Or she just came off the plane yesterday and is already driving a Ferrari very badly.

或者她昨天剛下飛機，就已經把法拉利開得很糟糕了。

The normal fob girl is probably a student who spends a lot of time at the boba shop or library on camp.

普通的 Fob 女孩可能是在夏令營期間經常去蕎麥店或圖書館的學生。

And currently, she's trying to decide whether she can stay in America or go back.

目前，她正試圖決定是留在美國還是回去。

The rich fob girl's outfit probably costs more than your car.

富家女的行頭可能比你的車還貴。

The normal fob chick likes American brands that aren't really special to us, but very special to them.

普通的女工喜歡美國品牌，這些品牌對我們來說並不特別，但對她們來說卻非常特別。

Abercrombie and Fitch, Victoria's Secret.

Abercrombie and Fitch、Victoria's Secret。

The geeky Asian girl's like being a gamer, being an otaku, being a K-pop fangirl, being a huge YouTube fangirl, being into sci-fi, and being into British TV shows.

亞洲女孩的怪癖包括遊戲玩家、宅男、K-pop迷、YouTube超級迷、科幻迷和英劇迷。

I just got early bird tickets to KCON, Anime Expo, and Comic-Con.

我剛拿到 KCON、Anime Expo 和 Comic-Con 的早鳥票。

But don't get the geeky Asian girl mixed up with the normal Asian girl.

但不要把亞洲怪女孩和普通亞洲女孩混為一談。

The geeky Asian girl's much more into subculture and entertainment.

亞洲宅女更喜歡亞文化和娛樂。

She probably read the entire book series of Game of Thrones before watching the show.

在觀看《權力的遊戲》之前，她可能已經讀完了整套書。

But shout out to geeky Asian girls, because without you guys, there would be no Asian YouTube stars.

不過，還是要向亞洲的宅女們致敬，因為沒有你們，就沒有亞洲的 YouTube 明星。

The geeky Asian girl does not use a picture of her face as her avatar.

這位亞洲宅女的頭像不是自己的臉。

And if she is an Asiatic thing, she probably kind of wishes she was Korean or Japanese.

如果她是亞洲人，她可能會希望自己是韓國人或日本人。

As far as clothing, they're probably wearing a t-shirt of their favorite band, TV show, or favorite YouTube star.

至於服裝，他們可能穿著自己最喜歡的樂隊、電視節目或最喜歡的 YouTube 明星的 T 恤。

Number six, the brainiac super nerd Asian girl.

第六位，聰明的超級書呆子亞洲女孩。

She's probably the daughter of a professor, researcher, engineer, or something smart.

她可能是教授、研究員、工程師或其他聰明人的女兒。

Do the words quantum mechanics, string theory, or multivariable calculus ring a bell?

您對量子力學、弦理論或多元微積分這些詞有印象嗎？

If they do, you're probably a brainiac Asian girl.

如果有，那你可能是個聰明的亞洲女孩。

She doesn't use social media very much unless she's posting about some sort of scientific breakthrough or the project she's working on.

她不太使用社交媒體，除非她要發佈關於某種科學突破或她正在進行的項目的資訊。

The brainiac Asian girl wears wire rimmed glasses and generally doesn't care a lot about fashion.

這位愛動腦筋的亞洲女孩戴著一副線框眼鏡，對時尚一般都不太在意。

Number seven, the fitness sporty Asian girl.

But she's really more into health for the benefits of looking good on Instagram.

但其實她更注重健康，因為這樣在 Instagram 上看起來更美。

She played multiple sports growing up, was a tomboy.

她從小參加多種運動，是個假小子。

And as an adult, she still plays intramural recreational sports.

成年後，她仍然參加校內娛樂體育活動。

Some of the things that the fitness sporty girl likes are CrossFit, Zumba, doing squats, blogilates, buying new workout clothes, and posting inspirational quotes on her Instagram.

這位健身運動女孩喜歡的事情包括 CrossFit、尊巴舞、做深蹲、博客健身操、購買新的運動服裝，以及在 Instagram 上發佈勵志名言。

Fitness sporty Asian girl wears Nike women's, Lululemon, or other similar brands.

健身運動型的亞洲女孩穿耐克女裝、Lululemon 或其他類似品牌。

Although there are some similarities, don't get her mixed up with the ABG.

雖然有一些相似之處，但不要把她和 ABG 混為一談。

The party girl is more defined by the extravagant nights out.

派對女孩的定義更多的是奢華的夜晚。

Bar, club, concert, festival, Vegas, she's there.

酒吧、俱樂部、音樂會、節日、拉斯維加斯，她都在那裡。

Unlike the ABG, you'll never find the party girl at the pool hall.

與 ABG 不同，你永遠不會在臺球廳找到派對女郎。

You can find this girl at hotel rooms or day clubs in Vegas taking pictures with her friends who she refers to as betches or bays.

你可以在拉斯維加斯的酒店客房或日間俱樂部看到這個女孩與她的朋友們一起拍照，她稱這些朋友為 "betches "或 "bays"。

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