Name: 聖誕節要做什麼呢？來看一部聖誕電影吧！ (Matt Walsh Reviews CHRISTMAS MOVIES)
Uploaded: 2024-12-24T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 11 min 33 s

All right, we have some more content for you today.

好了，我們今天為您準備了更多內容。

It's important that we keep churning out content.

If you go a day without content, then the world will explode.

如果你一天沒有內容，那麼世界就會爆炸。

That's what I've been told anyway, so anyway.

反正我也是這麼聽說的，所以不管怎麼說。

So today we're gonna talk about Christmas movies, and you may have noticed that it's December, which is why we've chosen this very topical subject.

今天我們來談談聖誕電影，你可能已經注意到現在是 12 月，所以我們選擇了這個非常熱門的話題。

I don't know what to say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

我不知道該說什麼，只能說今天是聖誕節，我們都很痛苦。

Specifically, what I'd like to do is pass down from on high the official list of the top two Christmas movies.

具體來說，我想做的是從高處傳下官方評選出的兩部最佳聖誕電影名單。

And then because this wouldn't be a Matt Walsh video without complaining about something,

然後，因為如果不抱怨點什麼，這就不是馬特-沃爾什的影片了，

I'm also going to officially declare which Christmas movies are the most overrated.

我還要正式宣佈哪些聖誕電影最被高估。

So we're gonna do, you know, positive and negative, both ends of the spectrum.

所以，我們要做的，你知道，正反兩面，兩頭都要做。

Let's begin with the top Christmas movies.

讓我們從最受歡迎的聖誕電影開始。

And there's one important stipulation here, this is very important.

還有一個重要的規定，這一點非常重要。

How the Grinch Stole Christmas, the cartoon, and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer are all delightful.

卡通片《鬼靈精是怎樣偷走聖誕節的》和《紅鼻子馴鹿魯道夫》都很討人喜歡。

They're not feature-length films, so they're disqualified from consideration.

它們不是電影長片，是以不在考慮之列。

If we're doing a video about the best Christmas TV episodes or short films, it would have only three titles on it and it would be the three I just mentioned, but that's not the video we're doing here.

如果我們要做一個關於最佳聖誕電視劇集或短片的影片，那麼影片中只會有三個標題，也就是我剛才提到的三個，但這不是我們要做的影片。

As for great Christmas films, there have been two, only two.

至於偉大的聖誕電影，有兩部，只有兩部。

There've also been some decent Christmas movies.

There have been some passable ones, but the two great ones are these.

雖然也有一些還過得去的作品，但最出色的還是這兩部。

And we'll go down the list, starting at two.

I'll shoot you in the chin with my laser rifle.

我會用脈衝光步槍射中你的下巴。

Now, there are some people who argue that A Christmas Story is overrated, and those people are Philistines and scoundrels.

現在，有些人認為《聖誕故事》被高估了，這些人都是非利士和無賴。

A Christmas Story is a movie that I've seen probably 30 times in my life, if not more.

聖誕故事》這部電影我這輩子大概看過 30 遍，甚至更多。

No movie has ever captured the magic and wonder of Christmas as a child like A Christmas Story does.

沒有哪部電影能像《聖誕故事》那樣捕捉到孩子們對聖誕節的神奇感受。

It's a timeless film in that every generation of children can watch it and relate to Ralphie in his quest for the Red Ryder BB gun, just as every generation of adult can watch the movie and feel nostalgic, even though we didn't grow up in the 50s.

這是一部永恆的電影，因為每一代兒童都可以觀看這部電影，並與拉爾菲一起尋找 Red Ryder BB 槍，就像每一代成年人都可以觀看這部電影並懷舊一樣，儘管我們不是在 50 年代長大的。

從很多方面來看，這是一部完美的電影。

You know, there isn't any change that I would make to any of the performances, the script, everything about it.

你知道，我不會對任何表演、劇本和所有內容做任何改動。

You know, the movie perfectly accomplishes what it wants to do.

要知道，這部電影完美地完成了它想要做的事情。

A movie like The Princess Bride is in a similar boat.

公主新娘》這樣的電影也是如此。

They're perfect, not top 10 or top 20 films ever made, but they're still perfect.

它們是完美的，不是史上前十名或前二十名的電影，但它們仍然是完美的。

They're perfect at doing the thing that they're trying to do.

他們完美地完成了自己要做的事情。

There's a shortage of perfect films in this world.

如果損壞了你的，那就太可惜了。

And one thing I love about the movie and something that modern Christmas movies and modern movies in general, I think, get wrong is that the stakes in the story of a Christmas movie, the stakes remain very personal and very contained.

我喜歡這部電影的一點，也是我認為現代聖誕電影和一般現代電影所犯的錯誤，那就是聖誕電影故事中的利害關係，仍然是非常個人化和非常隱蔽的。

Now, in modern Christmas movies, and I've seen a lot of those too with my kids, unfortunately, like every single one, there's always the thing at the end where somebody has to rescue Santa or whatever from somewhere or something, because if they don't, you know, there will be no Christmas for anyone ever again.

現在，在現代聖誕電影中，我也和孩子們一起看過很多，不幸的是，每部電影的最後都會出現這樣的情節：某人必須從某處或其他地方救出聖誕老人或其他什麼東西，因為如果他們不這樣做，你知道，就再也不會有人過聖誕節了。

The stakes are that the kid wants a BB gun.

它永遠不會成為一場地球危機。

And for that reason, the movie feels nostalgic and charming and relatable.

正因如此，這部電影給人一種懷舊、迷人和親切的感覺。

It feels like Christmas in a way that many modern Christmas films don't.

它給人的聖誕感覺是許多現代聖誕電影所沒有的。

Number one, the top Christmas movie of all time, hands down, no contest, not a competition, is It's a Wonderful Life.

第一部，有史以來最棒的聖誕電影，毫無爭議，是《風雲人物》。

Now, this is, in fact, one of the greatest films ever made, not just Christmas films, but films in general.

事實上，這是有史以來最偉大的電影之一，不僅是聖誕電影，也是一般電影。

It's one of the all-time, probably top 15 films ever made.

它是有史以來最優秀的 15 部電影之一。

Again, there's not one beat or frame or moment or performance or anything that I would change.

同樣，沒有一個節拍、一個畫面、一個瞬間、一個表演或任何東西是我想改變的。

Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

只要你一句話，我就會用套索套住它，然後把它拉下來。

If anybody ever tries to remake it, they should be boiled alive in hot oil and then buried in the desert in an unmarked grave.

如果有人試圖翻拍它，就應該把他們活活放在熱油裡煮熟，然後埋在沙漠中一個沒有標記的墳墓裡。

I mean, for YouTube's sake, I am, but I'm not.

我的意思是，看在 YouTube 的份上，我是，但我不是。

Anyway, It's a Wonderful Life captures the Christmas spirit better than any other film.

總之，《風雲人物》比其他任何電影都更能體現聖誕精神。

And it brings in the supernatural element of the holiday in a way that the Christmas story does not, which is why it gets edged out on the list by It's a Wonderful Life.

此外，它還加入了節日的超自然元素，而《聖誕故事》則沒有，這也是它被《風雲人物》擠出榜單的原因。

Now, yes, yes, George Bailey is a bit of a commie.

是的，是的，喬治-貝利是個共產主義者。

Sure, he is a bit of a commie, but, you know, the film is still great.

當然，他有點像共產主義者，但是，你知道，這部電影還是很棒的。

I will say that the major challenge in my marriage is, and I don't want to get into airing dirty laundry, especially not in my own family, my marriage, but this is a major challenge, is that my wife refuses to watch this movie with me.

我想說的是，我的婚姻面臨的主要挑戰是，我不想把髒衣服拿出來晾晒，尤其是在我自己的家庭、我的婚姻中，但這是一個主要挑戰，那就是我的妻子拒絕和我一起看這部電影。

每次她這麼說，都讓我心如刀割。

I mean, not physically, but in my soul, I'm crying.

我是說，不是身體上，而是靈魂深處，我在哭泣。

所以並不是每個人都喜歡這部電影。

Sometimes in a tragic situation, there may be people close to you who don't appreciate it, but they're wrong.

有時，在悲慘的情況下，你身邊的人可能不領情，但他們錯了。

This is the greatest Christmas film of all time, period.

這是有史以來最偉大的聖誕電影。

Natural disasters are becoming more frequent and devastating, folks.

自然災害越來越頻繁，破壞性也越來越大。

From the Maui fires to Hurricane Helene, we're seeing entire towns wiped out in 24 hours with barely any warning.

從毛伊島大火到海倫颶風，我們看到整個城鎮在 24 小時內被摧毀，幾乎沒有任何預警。

People are left without basic resources, scrambling to survive.

人們失去了基本資源，只能勉強度日。

That's exactly what everyone thinks until they're in the middle of a catastrophe.

每個人都是這麼想的，直到他們身處災難之中。

Being prepared isn't just smart, it's essential.

有備無患不僅是一種智慧，更是一種必要。

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