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We are just a little over one week away from Christmas.

距離聖誕節只有一週多一點的時間了。

And I would say, I hope your stockings are hung by the chimney with care, your eggs are nogged, and your... and your nuts are fully megged, but apparently, according to a new poll, Americans are over Christmas traditions.

我想說的是，我希望你們的長襪被小心翼翼地掛在煙囪旁，你們的雞蛋被磕破了，你們的......你們的堅果也被磕破了，但顯然，根據一項新的民意調查，美國人已經結束了聖誕傳統。

You can't be over them and still have Christmas.

你不可能忘了他們，還能過聖誕節。

If you don't put out your wooden shoes, how will Sinterklaas fill them with dried fruits and nut meat for a prosperous harvest?

如果你不把木鞋放出來，辛特克拉斯又怎麼會用乾果和堅果肉填滿你的木鞋，讓你獲得豐收呢？

One tradition that a lot of people are ready to shake up is the holiday meal, evidently, with many people saying that this year they want burgers instead of turkey.

顯然，很多人準備改變的一個傳統就是節日大餐，很多人說今年他們想用漢堡代替火雞。

That, according to noted sociographic analyst Clarence T.

But I got to ask, if we eat burgers on Christmas, what are we going to eat on the Fourth of July?

但我要問，如果我們在聖誕節吃漢堡，那我們在國慶節吃什麼呢？

This just throws off the whole festive food calendar.

這讓整個節日的食物日曆都亂套了。

It's not just burgers. 44% of respondents say they want pizza, 38% said tacos, and 34% said Chinese takeout.

不僅僅是漢堡。44% 的受訪者說他們想吃披薩，38% 的受訪者說他們想吃墨西哥捲餅，34% 的受訪者說他們想吃中式外賣。

Yes, that 34% also celebrates Christmas by watching a movie and then lighting Hanukkah candles.

是的，這 34% 的人也會通過看電影慶祝聖誕節，然後點燃光明節蠟燭。

美國人也肯定，這是一個奇蹟。

Americans also want to dress differently this year. 47% would prefer to spend the whole day in their pajamas rather than getting dressed down.

美國人今年也希望穿得與眾不同。47%的人願意整天穿著睡衣，而不是盛裝打扮。

Okay, I just want to point out, you want to stay in what you slept in.

好吧，我只是想指出，你想留在你睡過的地方。

Avoid your family while eating tacos and pizza.

在吃墨西哥捲餅和披薩時，避開你的家人。

Other holiday trends are on the way out. 28% of respondents said they're open to swapping Elf on the Shelf.

其他節日趨勢也在逐漸消失。28% 的受訪者表示，他們願意更換 "小精靈"。

Well, that's fine, because based on the look of that elf, I'm pretty sure he's into swapping.

嗯，沒關係，因為根據那個精靈的樣子，我敢肯定他喜歡交換。

My elf wife and I just noticed you from across the mantle, and, uh, we like your vibe.

我和我的精靈妻子剛剛在壁爐架對面注意到你，我們喜歡你的氣質。

There are also some fun new dating trends this Christmas, according to a reporter who clearly needed to fill out their Christmas word count.

據一位顯然需要充實聖誕節字數的記者說，今年聖誕節還有一些有趣的約會新趨勢。

For example, that thing where you have a holiday fling, and then the magic wears off, and the relationship kind of melts away, that's being called snowmanning.

舉個例子，你在假期裡風流快活，然後魔力消退，關係逐漸融化，這就是所謂的 "雪中送炭"。

Not to be confused with Snow Manning, which is the musical duo made up of quarterback Peyton Manning and Canadian reggae rapper Snow.

四分衛佩頓-曼寧（Peyton Manning）和加拿大雷鬼說唱歌手斯諾（Snow）組成的二人音樂組合。

Now, you might say that graphic is a lot of effort for a joke that we can all agree is a bit of stretch.

現在，你可能會說，為了一個大家都認為有點牽強的笑話，圖形化的設計可謂費盡心機。

Until you say that we also made this, Snow Manning's greatest hit.

直到你說我們還做了這個，斯諾-曼寧最偉大的作品。

In football, you run and pass and throw, and it's a game, I want a big touchdown.

在橄欖球比賽中，你要跑，要傳，要投，這是一場比賽，我想要一個大觸地得分。

One dating expert, a job that is very real, explained Snow Manning this way.

一位約會專家，一位非常現實的工作，這樣解釋斯諾-曼寧。

Christmas is a great opportunity to find someone special.

聖誕節是尋找特別的人的大好機會。

However, once the drinks stop flowing and the decorations come down, sometimes that initial burst of chemistry wears off.

然而，一旦酒足飯飽，裝飾品撤下，有時最初的化學反應就會消失。

I believe we have footage of the original example of Snow Manning.

我相信我們有斯諾-曼寧最初例子的錄像。

I was just hooking up with Charlotte to stave off my seasonal depression!

我和夏洛特在一起只是為了緩解我的季節性抑鬱症！

In other wintry dating trends, there's supposedly something called sledging, which is when you drag someone along through the holidays with the intention of dumping them.

在其他寒冷的約會趨勢中，據說有一種叫做 "雪橇 "的東西，就是你拖著某人過節，打算甩了他。

There's also winter coding, in which people reach out to old flames in the winter, much like they would an old coat.

此外，還有冬季編碼，人們在冬季向舊情人伸出援手，就像對待一件舊大衣一樣。

Yes, the best is when you reach inside your old lover and find a $20 bill.

是的，最棒的是當你把手伸進舊情人的身體，發現一張 20 美元的鈔票。

是的，我知道，你找到了很多面具。

I've found a lot of masks so far this year.

今年到目前為止，我已經找到了很多面具。

New Year's is also gonna give us some gifts, because Popeye will enter the public domain in 2025.

新年也會給我們一些禮物，因為《大力水手》將於 2025 年進入公共領域。

We'll all be celebrating it on Anderson and Andy's New Year's Popeye's Eve.

我們將在安德森和安迪的 "大力水手 "新年前夜共同慶祝。

These days, copyrights expire after 95 years, so the public domain Popeye is from 1929, like this first appearance in a comic called Thimble Theater, where Popeye famously says, You think I'm a cowboy?

如今，版權在 95 年後到期，是以公有領域的大力水手是 1929 年的作品，比如這幅首次出現在《頂針劇場》漫畫中的作品，大力水手在漫畫中說了一句著名的話："你以為我是牛仔嗎？

In just a little over two weeks, that catchphrase can be mine.

再過兩週多一點的時間，這句口頭禪就會成為我的口頭禪。

And I can finally get rid of my current catchphrase, Yabba-dabba-late-show!

我終於可以擺脫我現在的口頭禪 "Yabba-dabba-late-show "了！

Really did not expect an applause on that.

I promise you, I was not throwing on the milking machine right there.

我向你保證，我並沒有當場打開擠奶機。

Popeye isn't the only comic going public.

要上市的漫畫不止《大力水手》一部。

So is Tintin, a character who is super popular in most countries, but not here.

丁丁也是如此，這個角色在大多數國家都超級受歡迎，但在這裡卻不是。

It's kind of like the metric system, okay?

So to make it easier for Americans, just remember one Tintin is exactly 2.54 Bart Simpsons.

是以，為了讓美國人更容易理解，請記住一個丁丁正好等於 2.54 個巴特-辛普森一家。

Of course, the new year is also, the new year is also gonna bring us a new old president.

當然，新的一年也會給我們帶來新的老總統。

Well, yesterday, that guy held a press conference at Mar-a-Lago.

昨天，那傢伙在馬阿拉歌召開了新聞發佈會。

I'm not gonna talk about it much, because I don't want to, and you can't make me.

我不想多說，因為我不想說，你也不能逼我說。

You know, it's easy to get down about the potential collapse of democracy in America, but don't forget to also get down about the potential collapse of democracy in other countries, too.

要知道，為美國民主的潛在崩潰而沮喪很容易，但別忘了也要為其他國家民主的潛在崩潰而沮喪。

In just the past month, South Korea's president has been impeached, the French government fell, and Germany is facing economic crisis and government collapse.

就在過去的一個月裡，韓國總統遭到彈劾，法國政府倒臺，德國面臨經濟危機和政府垮臺。

Even our goody-two-shoes upstairs neighbors are having a rough run of it because there's a political crisis around Canadian prime minister and Disney prince who's so boring you'd rather hook up with a talking candlestick, Justin Trudeau.

加拿大總理、迪斯尼王子賈斯汀-特魯多（Justin Trudeau）是個無聊得讓人寧可去勾搭一個會說話的燭臺的人。

Trudeau has become very unpopular because Canadians are frustrated by the rising cost of living and immigration.

由於加拿大人對生活成本上升和移民問題感到沮喪，特魯多變得非常不受歡迎。

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