Name: 朋友》第一季中與菲比在一起的人 (The Ones With Phoebe from Season 1 | Friends)
Uploaded: 2024-12-23T12:40:43.000Z
Duration: 15 min 59 s

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Everybody, shh, uh, Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.

各位，噓，呃，中央公園將隆重推出菲比-巴菲小姐的音樂。

Hi, um, I want to start with a song that's about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.

嗨，嗯，我想先從一首歌開始，這首歌講述的是當你突然意識到人生真諦的那一刻。

New York City has no power And the milk is getting sour But to me it is not scary Cause I stay away from dairy La la la la la la la la la You know what I just realized?

紐約市停電了，牛奶也變酸了，但對我來說這並不可怕，因為我遠離奶製品啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦，你知道我剛意識到什麼嗎？

Hey, that's, that's Joe Incidence with a C.

嘿，那是，那是帶 C 的 Joe Incidence。

Okay, alright, I'll tell you what, you buy me a soda and then we're even.

好吧 好吧 這樣吧 你請我喝汽水 我們就扯平了

I know, I know, I opened it up and there it was just floating in there like this tiny little hitchhiker.

我知道，我知道，我把它打開了，它就在裡面飄著，就像這個小小的 "搭便車者"。

Well, maybe it's a contest, you know, like collect all five.

好吧，也許這是個比賽，你知道的，比如集齊五個。

我們怎麼會和這些混蛋在一起？

I don't know, I think we're like some kind of magnets.

我不知道，我覺得我們就像某種磁鐵。

I know I am, that's why I can't wear a digital watch.

我知道我是這樣，所以我不能戴電子錶。

Oh, you know my friend Abby who shaves her head?

哦，你知道我那個剃光頭的朋友艾比嗎？

She says that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.

她說，如果你想打破壞男友的循環，你可以做一個淨化儀式。

菲比，這個女人是自願禿頭的。

So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys.

所以，我們可以明晚再做，夥計們。

Okay, we can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.

好吧，我們可以，嗯，我們可以燒掉他們給我們的東西。

Or, we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.

或者，我們可以光著身子，拿著棍子吟唱和跳舞。

是的，我做了一些燒掉的東西。

Okay, so now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine.

好了，現在我們需要鼠尾草枝和聖酒。

All right, now we need the semen of a righteous man.

好了，現在我們需要一個正義之士的精液。

If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.

如果有了這些，我們一開始就不會舉行儀式了。

And I have the receipt for my dinner with...

Hey, look, there's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.

嘿，看，這有張斯科蒂-賈裡德的裸照。

And here we have the last of Paolo's grappa.

Wait, wait, Rachel, isn't it almost pure...

等等，等等，瑞秋，這不是幾乎純粹......

哇，那傢伙的頭髮比酋長還多。

You know, it's a really funny story on his outfit.

你知道嗎，關於他的裝備，這真是個有趣的故事。

This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.

這已經不是我們看到的第一場失控的男友篝火晚會了。

Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.

情人節是我們一年中最繁忙的夜晚。

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