In Dubai?

在迪拜？

Yeah.

是啊

Good luck.

祝你好運

So, I hope you had a good Christmas and New Year.

所以，我希望你們有一個愉快的聖誕節和新年。

We're back and we're back in Dubai.

我們回來了，我們回到迪拜了。

Look at the Burj Khalifa behind me.

看看我身後的哈利法塔。

That is one amazing building.

這真是一座令人驚歎的建築。

This challenge is going to be a three-day no-money challenge, just like the ones before Christmas.

這次挑戰將是為期三天的無金錢挑戰，就像聖誕節前的挑戰一樣。

Again, no subscriber help.

同樣，也沒有用戶提供幫助。

However, a few subscribers have already reached out from posting on like Twitter and Instagram.

不過，已經有一些用戶通過在 Twitter 和 Instagram 等網站上發帖聯繫到了我們。

If you've not got me on that, Simon J.

如果你沒聽懂，西蒙-J.

Wills.

遺囑

Honestly, I have got so much to say.

說實話，我有太多的話要說。

I am so excited for this year.

我為今年感到非常興奮。

I have got so much planned.

我有很多計劃。

I don't even know where to start.

我都不知道從何說起。

Let's start with, I'm picking somebody to come on a challenge with me this month who bought merch in December.

首先，這個月我要挑選一位在 12 月份購買過商品的人和我一起挑戰。

There's going to be plenty more opportunities for people to come on a challenge with me or a trip with me.

以後還會有更多的機會讓大家和我一起挑戰，或者和我一起旅行。

So, we'll sort that moving forward.

是以，我們將在今後的工作中加以解決。

If you've not subscribed, make sure you do because there is so much coming this year.

如果您還沒有訂閱，請務必訂閱，因為今年會有很多內容。

So much.

太多了

And also, look what I got for Christmas.

還有，看看我收到了什麼聖誕禮物。

Everybody knows like earphones are my thing, but I don't know, AirPods.

大家都知道我喜歡耳機，但我不知道 AirPods。

I'm in two minds.

我有兩個想法。

Let me know in the comments what you think.

請在評論中告訴我您的想法。

So, Dubai, let's absolutely smash this one.

所以，迪拜，讓我們全力以赴。

But I think it is going to be a tough one.

但我認為這將是一場艱難的比賽。

The reason I think it's going to be a tough one, because with previous ones, I've sneaked in for a spa day.

我之所以認為這將是一個艱難的挑戰，是因為之前我都是偷偷摸摸地去做水療。

I've sneaked in for food.

我偷偷進去吃東西

I've sneaked into different places.

我溜進過不同的地方。

But it's a tough one with this one because we're in Dubai.

但這個問題很棘手，因為我們在迪拜。

You know, it's a strict place and with the sneaking in, I think you've got to pick your battles with that.

你知道，那是個很嚴格的地方，再加上偷偷摸摸的，我覺得你得挑挑揀揀。

And I don't know if Dubai is a battle I want to pick with that.

我不知道迪拜是否是我想挑起的一場戰爭。

So, that's the first tricky thing.

所以，這是第一件棘手的事情。

The second tricky thing is that, obviously, I've been to Dubai before.

第二件棘手的事情是，很明顯，我以前去過迪拜。

I don't know the place like the back of my hand.

我對這個地方瞭如指掌。

I don't know the street.

我不認識這條街。

But what I do know, you've got like the Burj Khalifa area behind me, which is like the mall and that's all one section.

但我知道的是，我身後的哈利法塔區域就像購物中心一樣，都是一個部分。

Then you've got Dubai Marina, which is like 20 miles down the road.

再往前走 20 英里就是迪拜碼頭。

And then you've got the Palm, which is another 20 miles, like not the other way, but it's 20 miles between them all basically.

然後是 Palm，還有 20 英里，雖然不是在另一條路上，但它們之間基本上都有 20 英里。

So, how do you get about?

那麼，你該如何行動呢？

You've got the Metro, which is the Dubai like public transport.

你有地鐵，它就像迪拜的公共交通。

But there is not a chance in hell that I am sneaking on that.

但我絕不可能偷偷摸摸。

They'll probably chop your hands off or something and I quite like my hands.

他們可能會砍掉你的手什麼的，而我很喜歡我的手。

So, yeah, we're not doing that.

所以，是的，我們不會這麼做。

So, we're literally going to have to like, I don't know, your guess is as good as mine.

所以，我們真的要像，我不知道，你的猜測和我的一樣好。

Then you've got the food.

然後是食物。

Apart from potentially going into a hotel, I haven't got a clue how I'm going to get food.

除了有可能住進酒店，我還不知道怎麼去找吃的。

Again, the Mackey's trick in Dubai.

又是麥基在迪拜的把戲。

I don't know how I feel about that either, to be honest.

說實話，我也不知道自己是怎麼想的。

Honestly, the more I'm thinking about this, the harder it's sounding.

老實說，我想得越多，聽起來就越困難。

So, let's just get on with it.

所以，我們還是繼續吧。

The first thing I've noticed about Dubai and I've been here like once last year and I came about four years ago and construction is more than it's ever been here now.

我注意到迪拜的第一件事，我去年來過一次，我是四年前來的，現在這裡的建築業比以往任何時候都要發達。

It was bad when I came, but here you've got this building here.

我來的時候情況很糟，但這裡有這棟樓。

You've got all this being built over there.

那邊正在建這些東西。

Another one at the back there.

後面還有一個

There's honestly some serious construction going on.

老實說，這裡正在進行大規模的施工。

Oh, one thing I have got to do before I leave is here, there's like the fountains and there's like a water fountain show.

哦，在我離開之前，有一件事我一定要做，那就是這裡的噴泉，這裡有噴泉表演。

You've got to wait for it to go dark until you see that though because it is amazing.

不過，你得等天黑後才能看到，因為它實在太神奇了。

Right, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

We're at the mall now.

我們現在在購物中心

Let's see how we get on in here.

讓我們看看這裡的情況如何。

So, I've just found out that statue behind me is going to be taller than the Burj Khalifa.

我剛剛發現，我身後的雕像要比哈利法塔還高。

They've been building it for two years and they hope to have it up by 2020 and it's going to be bigger than the Burj Khalifa.

他們已經建造了兩年，希望能在 2020 年建成，屆時它將比哈利法塔還要大。

Oh, which one is it?

哦，是哪一個？

That one is Neapolitan.

那個是那不勒斯式的。

Ah, okay.

啊，好吧。

Yeah.

是啊

Brilliant, thank you very much.

太棒了，非常感謝。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Get in, free samples.

免費獲取樣品。

That's got me thinking, if he's giving out free samples, who else?

這讓我想到，如果他提供免費樣品，還會有誰？

Let's see how many free samples we can get.

看看我們能搞到多少免費樣品吧。

Is it possible to try it?

可以試試嗎？

Ah, yeah.

啊，是的。

Hi, how are you?

嗨，你好嗎？

Would you like a coffee or tea?

您要咖啡還是茶？

Is the coffee free?

咖啡是免費的嗎？

Of course.

當然。

Yeah, with milk, that'd be great.

對，加牛奶，那就太好了。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

Ah, yeah, coffee.

啊，是的，咖啡。

Thanks very much.

非常感謝。

Appreciate it.

謝謝。

Thank you.

謝謝。

To be honest, I'm not a big fan of licorice.

老實說，我不太喜歡甘草。

I didn't even know it was licorice, but we'll try it.

我都不知道這是甘草，不過我們會試試的。

If it's good, you never know, right?

如果它是好的，你永遠不會知道，對不對？

Okay.

好的

So, put this one inside your mouth.

所以，把這個放進嘴裡吧。

Okay.

好的

All inside your mouth.

都在你的嘴裡

Yeah.

是啊

Wait and don't bite it.

等等，別咬它。

Wait until it melts a little bit.

等它融化一點。

Enjoy the chocolate and then bite it.

享受巧克力，然後咬一口。

Are you tired?

你累了嗎？

You want to sit a bit?

你想坐一會兒嗎？

Yeah, I can do.

是的，我能做到。

Yeah, okay.

好吧

Thank you.

謝謝。

Right, I'm about to bite into this now.

好吧，我現在就要咬一口。

I hate licorice.

我討厭甘草。

What is the best way to get from here to, like, the marina or the Atlantis?

從這裡到碼頭或亞特蘭蒂斯酒店的最佳路線是什麼？

The metro cost almost for here.

這裡的地鐵費用幾乎為零。

Ah, okay.

啊，好吧。

It's the cheapest way of traveling.

這是最便宜的旅行方式。

What if you had zero money, like zero money?

如果你沒有錢，就像沒有錢一樣呢？

In Dubai?

在迪拜？

Yeah.

是啊

Good luck.

祝你好運

So, if I've got no money, I'm not getting anywhere.

所以，如果我沒錢，我哪兒也去不了。

You go to your embassy as you can and ask them to deport you.

你儘可能去大使館，要求他們將你驅逐出境。

Awesome.

棒極了

Well, thanks for your help anyway.

不管怎樣，還是謝謝你的幫助。

See you later.

再見

Bye.

再見。

No word of a lie.

沒有一句謊言。

I've just sat in there for half an hour and ate about 20 licorice and had a couple of coffees.

我剛在裡面坐了半個小時，吃了大約 20 根甘草，喝了幾杯咖啡。

Not only do I feel sick, but before I went in there, I hated licorice.

我不僅感到噁心，而且在進去之前，我討厭甘草。

Now, I love it.

現在，我愛上了它。

If you don't like licorice, eat 20.

如果你不喜歡甘草，那就吃 20 根。

You'll like it.

你會喜歡的

Trust me.

相信我

Right, I've been in the mall for a bit.

對了，我在商場裡待了一會兒。

I think I need to leave here.

我想我得離開這裡。

I just need to find a way how I can get from here, basically.

基本上，我只需要想辦法離開這裡。

Speaking to that woman in the licorice shop has made me think about hotel transfers.

和甘草店裡的那位女士談話，讓我想到了酒店接送的問題。

I wonder if there's any transfers that go from the mall to like the palm or the marina, because then I could just try and sneak on to one of the hotel transfer buses and go there.

我想知道是否有從購物中心到棕櫚島或碼頭的換乘巴士，因為那樣我就可以偷偷坐上酒店的換乘巴士去那裡了。

I'm going to go to the information desk and ask, is there hotel transfers at all?

我要去問詢處問一下，到底有沒有酒店接送服務？

Go straight, take right.

直走，右轉。

Yeah, no, so straight on and take right.

是的，不，直走，然後右轉。

Cheers, thanks very much.

乾杯，非常感謝。

Right, I'm going to go and check out these hotel transfers now, see if we can find a good one.

好吧，我現在就去看看這些酒店的轉讓，看看能不能找到好的。

Hotel transfers this way?

這樣轉酒店？

That way, thank you.

謝謝。

Right, there's loads of buses over here.

對了，這裡有很多巴士。

There's like Emirates ones and there's loads over there.

好像是阿聯酋的，那邊有很多。

It's just whether I can find one I can, A, get on and B, go in the right way.

關鍵是我能不能找到一個我可以，A，上車，B，走正確的路。

Where's the hotel transfer buses?

酒店接送巴士在哪裡？

Marriott?

萬豪？

Yeah.

是啊

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝。

I haven't got a clue why I keep saying the Marriott.

我也不知道自己為什麼老是說 "萬豪"。

It's just the first one that comes to mind every time.

每次都是第一個想到。

Oh yeah, where is this one going?

對了，這輛車要去哪兒？

Which Marriott is this going to?

這是給哪家萬豪酒店的？

By the marina?

在碼頭邊？

No, not by the marina.

不，不是在碼頭旁邊。

Okay, no problem, thanks.

好的，沒問題，謝謝。

Okay, let's check this guy out.

好吧，讓我們來看看這個傢伙。

Erm, is it going back to the marina?

呃，是要送回碼頭嗎？

Where is it going to, sorry?

對不起，它要去哪裡？

You're not going anywhere?

你哪兒也不去嗎？

Ah, okay, no problem, thanks.

啊，好的，沒問題，謝謝。

This is an absolute nightmare, this.

這絕對是一場噩夢。

Loads of buses, I ain't got a clue where I'm going.

很多巴士，我不知道要去哪裡。

I'm gonna have to Google some hotels and see where they are.

我得在谷歌上搜索一些酒店，看看它們在哪裡。

There's no point going just down the road.

沿著這條路走是沒有意義的。

Boys, where are you going?

孩子們，你們要去哪裡？

Is it going to Jumeirah?

是去朱美拉嗎？

Where are you going?

你要去哪兒？

Marina?

瑪麗娜？

No, ah, no worries.

不，不用擔心。

Excuse me, where are you going from here?

請問，你要去哪裡？

Where are you going?

你要去哪兒？

To where, sorry?

去哪裡，抱歉？

Sip. Yes.

抿一口 好的

Whereabouts Sip?

西普在哪裡？

No, Sip means cruise terminal.

不，Sip 是指郵輪碼頭。

Oh, the cruise ship.

哦，遊輪。

I want to go to like the palm or the marina or somewhere like there.

我想去棕櫚島或碼頭之類的地方。

Not to any free shuttle bus.

不是任何免費班車。

There's no shuttle buses?

沒有穿梭巴士？

Yeah.

是啊

Marina?

瑪麗娜？

Yeah.

是啊

Check parking one or two.

檢查一兩個停車場。

Ah, okay, thanks very much, thank you.

啊，好的，非常感謝，謝謝。

Marina?

瑪麗娜？

You're not going to marina?

你不去碼頭？

If you go with the tourist bus, one day pass is 273. 273, okay.

如果乘坐旅遊巴士，一天的票價是 273。273，好吧

And where does the tourist bus go?

旅遊巴士開往哪裡？

Does it go to the marina?

是去碼頭嗎？

Yeah, we also go to marina.

是的，我們也去碼頭。

Does it go to the palm as well?

它也會傳到手掌上嗎？

Yeah, free for the map.

是的，地圖免費。

Oh, the map's free?

哦，地圖是免費的嗎？

The map is free, so if you have an idea.

該地圖是免費的，所以如果你有一個想法。

And then it shows where the bus goes?

然後它會顯示公車的去向？

Yeah, so we are here now.

是的，所以我們現在在這裡。

Yeah.

是啊

If you take this green line bus, it will take you to the Mall of Palace.

如果您乘坐這條綠線巴士，就能到達皇宮購物中心。

Then you change bus going to the marina side.

然後換乘公共汽車前往碼頭一側。

This is the palm.

這就是手掌。

Okay, thank you.

好的，謝謝。

By the palm?

手掌？

You go by palm, no?

你是按手相走的吧？

Maria, no worries, thank you.

瑪麗亞，不用擔心，謝謝你。

Where are you going?

你要去哪兒？

Are you going by marina?

您要去碼頭嗎？

You drive...

你開車...

No, you...

不，你...

Palm?

Palm?

No, no problem.

不，沒問題。

Thank you, bye.

謝謝，再見。

Tell you what, this is painful, this.

告訴你吧，這很痛苦，這。

Right, I'm just going to try and get on this big bus tour.

好吧，我只是想參加這個大型巴士巡演。

And that free map the girl gave me.

還有那個女孩給我的免費地圖。

I'm going to try and use that to get on.

我想利用這一點繼續前進。

Right, this is the opening.

沒錯，這就是開場。

Let's go.

我們走吧

Happy days, I think we've done this.

快樂的日子，我想我們已經做到了。

So far so good, fingers crossed.

到目前為止一切順利，手指交叉。

Haha, we've done it again.

哈哈，我們又成功了。

We're moving, so we're definitely all good now.

我們要搬家了，現在肯定沒事了。

So, next stop, wherever this bus takes us, I ain't got a clue.

所以，下一站，無論這輛車把我們帶到哪裡，我都毫無頭緒。

Just getting off the bus now, fingers crossed they don't ask for anything as we're getting off.

現在剛下車，希望我們下車時他們不會問我們要什麼。

Cheers, thank you.

乾杯，謝謝。

Happy days, we're off.

快樂的日子，我們出發了。

So, I've ended up getting off at the Mall of Emirates, which is like halfway between the marina and the Burj Khalifa.

所以，我最後在阿聯酋購物中心下車，那裡就在碼頭和哈利法塔之間的半路上。

The reason I got off there was because it's literally as far as that bus goes.

我之所以在那裡下車，是因為那輛公車只能開到這裡。

So, to go further, I'd need to go on a different route.

是以，要想走得更遠，我需要另闢蹊徑。

I don't really want to end up in another mall, to be honest.

老實說，我真的不想再進一家商場了。

I'm a bit mauled out for one day.

一天下來，我有點筋疲力盡了。

But if I can try and get some more samples from here or some more free food from here, that'll sort me out and then I can get on to where I'm staying tonight.

不過，如果我能從這裡再弄到一些樣品，或者再弄到一些免費食物，那就能解決我的問題了，然後我就可以去我今晚要住的地方了。

This place looks absolutely huge, that shop.

這個地方看起來絕對很大，那家店。

I'm going to go and try in here.

我要進去試試。

Can you try this?

你能試試這個嗎？

Ah, thank you very much.

啊，非常感謝。

No, that's good.

不，這很好。

Try the vinegar.

試試醋。

You don't mind if I have another one, do you?

你不介意我再來一杯吧？