I get people that'll pull me aside and go, Gabriel, you're a very funny guy.

有人會把我拉到一邊說，加布裡埃爾，你是個很有趣的人。

You're very talented.

你很有才華。

Don't you think perhaps you're living a little excess in life?

難道你不覺得你的生活有點過度嗎？

And I'm like, well, I love to eat.

我想，好吧，我喜歡吃。

Well, don't you want to live to be 100?

難道你不想活到 100 歲嗎？

Well, not if I can't eat tacos.

好吧，如果我不能吃墨西哥捲餅就不行。

And as many as I want.

要多少有多少

You know, a lot of people think that just because you work out and lift weights and you eat right and you do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long life.

你知道嗎，很多人認為，只要你鍛鍊身體、舉重、合理膳食，並按人們告訴你的去做，你就會長壽。

Maybe you will.

也許你會的。

But, you know, why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

但是，你知道嗎，為什麼人們用歲月來衡量人生，而不是用美好的歲月來衡量人生呢？

I'll measure by freaking, you know what I mean?

我會用 "嚇 "來衡量，你明白我的意思嗎？

What good is it to live to be 100, but you didn't do anything.

活到 100 歲有什麼用，但你什麼都沒做。

You didn't go out and kick it with friends.

你沒有出去和朋友踢球。

You didn't go out and get drunk at some club and wake up in an alley one time.

你不是去夜店喝得酩酊大醉，然後在小巷裡醒來。

You know, what good is it?

你知道，這有什麼用嗎？

You stayed in the house and you were safe.

你待在房子裡，你是安全的。

And I live to be 100.

我還能活到 100 歲。

I don't know.

我不知道。

That's why I, you know, I have a very big amount of respect for the crocodile hunter.

這就是為什麼我對鱷魚獵人充滿敬意。

Rest in peace.

安息吧

But come on, you guys.

但是，拜託，你們這些傢伙。

Yeah, he died at 44 years old, but he died doing what he loves to do.

是的，他 44 歲就去世了，但他是在做自己喜歡做的事情時去世的。

Not a lot of people can say that.

不是很多人都能這麼說。

If I die tomorrow from overreading, God bless me.

如果明天我因過度閱讀而死，願上帝保佑我。

That's exactly how it was supposed to be.

本來就應該這樣。

You know how much adrenaline he had every single day risking his life?

你知道他每天冒著生命危險的腎上腺素有多高？

You know how you feel when you're about to cross the street and a car goes and your ass almost gets hit and you're like and then you're hysterical.

你知道當你準備過馬路時，一輛車衝過來，你的屁股差點被撞到，你會是什麼感覺，然後你就會歇斯底里。

Oh my God, I almost died.

天哪，我差點死掉。

Touch me, touch me right here.

撫摸我，撫摸我這裡

Touch me right here.

摸我這裡

And the rest of the day, you appreciate life.

剩下的時間，你要珍惜生活。

You're like looking at the birds.

你就像在看鳥兒一樣。

You're at the sky.

你在天空

You're loving life.

你熱愛生活

He did that every day.

他每天都這樣做。

That's why every day I try to live just a little bit of my life.

這就是為什麼我每天都在努力活出自己的一點點人生。

Like I might not be here tomorrow because you never know.

就像我明天可能就不在這裡了，因為你永遠不知道。

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could have had a piece of cake tonight.

我可不想明天死的時候還知道今晚可以吃一塊蛋糕。

Shoot, that's when people tell me, why don't you work out?

這時候人們就會問我，你為什麼不鍛鍊？

Why don't you lift weights?

你為什麼不舉重？

Well, what if I'm going to die tomorrow?

如果我明天就死了呢？

I don't want to die sore.

我不想痛不欲生地死去。

I want to die full.

我想滿載而歸。

When the corner cuts me open, I want the whole room to smell like potato wedges.

當角落裡的人把我切開時，我希望整個房間裡都是土豆片的味道。

And he's going to go, this guy knew how to live right here, man.

他要走了，這傢伙知道如何在這裡生活，夥計。

Good times.

美好時光

You know, but again, the crocodile hunter, I give him a lot of love, a lot of credit.

你知道的，但鱷魚獵人，我給了他很多愛，很多榮譽。

But you know, people go, he's such a loss to the nature community.

但你知道，人們會說，他是自然界的一大損失。

You know, he taught us so much about nature.

你知道，他教會了我們很多關於大自然的知識。

And I got mad when I heard this lady on TV saying that he taught us a lot about nature.

當我在電視上聽到這位女士說他教會了我們很多關於自然的知識時，我很生氣。

And it was like, no, he didn't really teach a lot about nature.

就好像，不，他並沒有教很多關於自然的知識。

If you want to learn about nature, you watch Discovery Channel or one of these, you know, nature programs where they have a guy on safari and he's studying from afar.

如果你想了解大自然，你可以收看探索頻道或這些自然節目，他們會安排一個人去野生動物園，從遠處進行研究。

Crocodile hunter?

鱷魚獵人？

No, come on.

不，別這樣。

Every episode.

每一集

Hey, how you doing?

嘿，你好嗎？

Look over there, right there.

看那邊，就在那裡。

It's a tiger.

這是一隻老虎。

That tiger weighs 800 pounds and it could kill a man in 10 seconds.

那隻老虎重達 800 磅，10 秒鐘就能殺死一個人。

I'm going to touch it.

我要摸摸它。

Oh, he's angry, he's angry.

哦，他生氣了，他生氣了。

Next episode.

下一集

Hey, that's a king cobra.

嘿，那是眼鏡王蛇。

The most venomous snake in all the planet.

地球上最毒的蛇

One boy, now I'm dead.

一個男孩，現在我死了。

I'm going to pick it up.

我要把它撿起來。

He's angry.

他很生氣。

If he really wanted people to think he was out there, man, America, we should have borrowed him and sent him to Iraq.

如果他真的想讓人們認為他在外面，老兄，美國，我們應該把他借調到伊拉克去。

With no gun, just a camera crew.

沒有槍，只有一個攝製組。

You imagine how bad that would have freaked out the enemy.

你可以想象，這會把敵人嚇成什麼樣。

You know, you're freaking a soldier working for Al-Qaeda and you're out there, you know.

你知道，你是一個為基地組織工作的阿兵哥，你在外面，你知道的。

And he's walking towards them wearing shorts.

他穿著短褲向他們走來。

And he's walking up to them.

他正走向他們

Hey, look over there.

嘿，看那邊

That's an Al-Qaeda member.

那是基地組織成員。

An Iraqi soldier, one of the most dangerous creatures in all the planet.

伊拉克阿兵哥，地球上最危險的生物之一。

One push of a button and I'm gone.

一按按鈕，我就走了。

I'm going to puck him with a stick.

我要用棍子打他。

He's angry.

他很生氣。

He is so angry.

他很生氣。