A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone on a holiday they call Christmas.

在他們稱之為聖誕節的節日裡，一個快樂的老傢伙給大家帶來了玩具。

That's perfect.

太完美了

Good.

很好。

Easier.

更簡單

Good job.

幹得好

Now I'm not gonna lie it makes no sense to me but here's what I have discovered about this Christmas mystery.

不瞞你說，這對我來說毫無道理，但以下是我對這個聖誕之謎的發現。

I'm super busy is this is this a long song?

我超級忙，這首歌很長嗎？

Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers.

聖誕老人是個毛茸茸的怪人，擁有史詩般的超能力。

He flies to every human home in under 14 hours.

它能在 14 小時內飛到每個人類的家。

He's a master burglar.

他是個盜竊高手

No.

不

A pro at picking locks.

撬鎖高手

No.

不

If you don't leave milk and cookies out he will put dung in your socks.

如果你不把牛奶和餅乾放在外面，他就會把糞便放到你的襪子裡。

That is not part of the lore at all.

這根本不是傳說的一部分。

If you act nicely through the night and don't jump on your bed Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head.

如果你晚上表現好，不跳上床，聖誕老人就會帶著糖李子來砸你的頭。

But if you're on his naughty list he shoots missiles at your toes.

但如果你上了他的淘氣名單，他就會向你的腳趾發射飛彈。

He might just roast your chestnuts with his powerful flamethrower.

他可能會用威力巨大的噴火器把你的栗子烤熟。

No.

不

He doesn't have a flamethrower.

他沒有噴火器。

Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain.

雨，雨，雨，雨，雨。

It's kind of cool.

這很酷。

Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.

親愛的，親愛的，親愛的，親愛的，親愛的。

I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here.

我不知道聖誕節是什麼，但聖誕節到了。

He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish.

他蠱惑了他那些令人毛骨悚然的精靈，讓他們滿足他的一切願望。

Once sought to be a the fish.

曾想成為一條魚。

Mrs. Claus she works the pole.

聖誕夫人在柱子上工作

Plans her man's demise.

策劃她男人的死亡。

No.

不

Soon the elves will all rise up and stab out Santa's eyes.

很快，精靈們就會起來刺瞎聖誕老人的眼睛。

Earthlings.

地球人

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

嗬，嗬，嗬，嗬，嗬。

Earthlings are so weird.

地球人真奇怪

That's true.

沒錯。

I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here.

我不知道聖誕節是什麼，但聖誕節到了。

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

嗬，嗬，嗬，嗬，嗬。

Earthlings are so weird.

地球人真奇怪

I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here.

我不知道聖誕節是什麼，但聖誕節到了。

What the heck's a turtle dove?

什麼是斑鳩？

And who lit up that deer?

是誰點燃了那隻鹿？

I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here.

我不知道聖誕節是什麼，但聖誕節到了。

I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here.

我不知道聖誕節是什麼，但聖誕節到了。

Or maybe it's there.

或許它就在那裡。

It's somewhere.

就在某個地方。

Ah, nice.

啊，不錯。

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不

You just got these instruments?

你剛拿到這些樂器？

Thank you, Nowhere!

謝謝你，無處！

Ugh.

唉。

Nowhere!

無處可去！

Nowhere!

無處可去！