Nice, they got the holiday cups.

很好，他們拿到了節日杯。

Christmas!

聖誕節

This is Ashley.

這是阿什利。

November just started, and she's already too excited for Christmas.

十一月才剛剛開始，她就已經為聖誕節興奮不已了。

We all have that one friend.

我們都有這樣一個朋友。

The friend who starts listening to Christmas music in July because she just can't wait.

七月份就開始聽聖誕音樂的朋友，因為她實在等不及了。

That friend who legitimately makes a naughty or nice list.

那個理所當然地列出淘氣或善良名單的朋友。

And the friend who definitely thinks Santa is real.

還有一個朋友肯定認為聖誕老人是真的。

OK, I want 1989 on vinyl, Taylor Swift concert tickets.

好吧，我想要《1989》的黑膠唱片和泰勒-斯威夫特的演唱會門票。

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

I'm just practicing.

我只是在練習。

Every year, it's the same thing.

每年都是這樣。

It's like Halloween ends and boom, Christmas begins.

就好像萬聖節一結束，聖誕節就開始了。

Quinta, come join me.

昆塔，一起來吧

I'm having a magical time.

我度過了一段神奇的時光。

You could be having this magical time, too.

你也可以擁有這段神奇的時光。

Which is fine, but you can't just leapfrog a holiday.

這很好，但你不能越過假期。

I mean, Thanksgiving has feelings, too.

我是說，感恩節也是有感情的。

This is the eighth time she's watched Love Actually this week.

這已經是她本週第八次觀看《愛情公寓》了。

This is my favorite part.

這是我最喜歡的部分。

Soon, you realize you just can't take her anywhere.

很快，你就發現自己根本無法帶她去任何地方。

There's no denying that she can be a major pain in the ass.

不可否認，她是個大麻煩。

Quinta!

金塔

Look!

你看

Look at what?

看什麼？

Ashley, oh my.

阿什利，哦，我的天。

But she does look like she's having fun.

但她看起來確實很開心。

Grape it or I'm going to take a selfie.

快吃葡萄，不然我就自拍。

Don't get in it, though.

不過，千萬別進去。

Good.

很好。

Get your hand out.

把手拿出來

No, lower.

不，較低。

I mean, look at that face.

我是說，看看那張臉。

Oh my god, I think we got it.

天啊，我想我們找到了

That was really good.

真的很不錯。

You know, maybe a little holiday cheer isn't so bad after all.

要知道，也許節日的歡樂並沒有那麼糟糕。

Holiday cheer is the most wonderful time.

節日的歡樂是最美妙的時光。

Don't say anything, Ashley, OK?

不要說什麼，阿什利，好不好？

Happy New Year.

新年快樂

You don't think it's too early to celebrate Christmas, do you, Beyonce?

碧昂絲，你不覺得現在慶祝聖誕節還太早了嗎？

Say no, cracker.

說不，笨蛋

I woke up like this.

我是這樣醒來的

I woke up like this.

我是這樣醒來的

It's Christmas.

聖誕節到了

Ladies, it's Christmas.

女士們，聖誕節到了。

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.

聖誕節，聖誕節，聖誕節

Is that mistletoe?

那是槲寄生嗎？

I don't know, you tell me.

我不知道，你告訴我吧。

It's November.

現在是十一月。

I don't see how that's relevant.

我不明白這有什麼關係。

Later?

後來呢？