But still good morning.

但還是早上好。

Oh my god, Amber.

哦，我的上帝，琥珀。

Where your chest, huh?

你的胸部在哪裡？

Good question.

問得好。

I think I started looking for that.

我想我開始尋找的就是這個。

I think I've been like putting that off for too long.

我想我已經拖得太久了。

So Let's go Ah Hey, right, I think I'll find my chest you want to come with me Now get twice the help we're gonna find these things Imagine being from one of the best-selling k-pop girl groups to becoming a cringy youtuber.

嘿，對了，我想我會找到我的胸口，你想和我一起去嗎？ 現在得到兩倍的幫助，我們要找到這些東西 想象一下，從最暢銷的 k-pop 女子組合之一，變成了一個令人討厭的優酷用戶。

Well, you don't need to imagine you're living it Are you cringing?

你不需要想象自己生活在其中，你害怕嗎？

Excuse me Do you know where Amber's chest is?

請問你知道琥珀的胸部在哪裡嗎？

No one cares Another crap from SM disgusting duo bitch get out from kpop and move to your country Well, I guess I've been doing eight years of crap and it's getting millions and millions of views.

沒有人在乎 SM 公司的又一個垃圾，噁心的二人組，婊子，滾出 kpop，搬到你的國家去吧，我想我已經做了八年的垃圾了，而且還獲得了幾百萬、幾百萬的點擊率。

I guess people love to watch crap.

我猜人們喜歡看垃圾。

I Guess I should make more crap.

我想我應該多做一些垃圾。

Yeah We have yet to find Amber's chest How Is this young man in a girl group?

是啊，我們還沒找到安布爾的胸部呢，這個年輕人怎麼會參加女子組合？

Okay So what you do is number one you have to cut your hair so that it covers half of your face Okay number two You have to buy all your members food because everybody knows the way to a girl's heart is her stomach and then number three you have to Number 87 you have to have a great runway walk brush show Exactly my point he could be in a girl group.

好了，你要做的是 第一，剪掉你的頭髮 讓它遮住你的半張臉 第二，給你的成員買吃的 因為每個人都知道 通往女孩心房的路是她的胃

I found this is this a boot keep looking Oh Mike have you seen my chest?

我找到了這個，這是靴子嗎？ 繼續找，哦，邁克，你看到我的胸部了嗎？

We're my chest I mean, I know I put that's the first place.

我們是我的胸膛，我知道我把它放在第一位。

You would not expect to check right?

你不會指望檢查吧？

No, they're definitely not doing it, okay, okay why Amber's chest so flat Oh my god, you not see Bryce trying to find it.

不，他們肯定沒做，好吧，好吧，為什麼安布爾的胸部這麼平 我的天，你沒看到布萊斯在找嗎？

Are you kidding me right now?

你現在是在跟我開玩笑嗎？

It okay.

沒關係。

I thought I found it.

我以為我找到了

It was a stick We're working very hard to find these things for you guys.

我們正在努力為你們尋找這些東西。

So many people are asking so Ungrateful right now.

現在很多人都在問 "忘恩負義"。

We'll keep looking you guys.

我們會繼續找你們的。

Don't worry.

別擔心

We'll keep looking.

我們會繼續尋找。

We're Bryce.

我們是布萊斯

Calm down.

冷靜點

Calm down.

冷靜點

Okay, and look at Amber's chest.

好吧，再看看安布爾的胸部。

I They need to leave because I'm the only young man in the girl group Hashtag get member out JJ have you seen my chest?

他們需要離開，因為我是女團中唯一的年輕人，Hashtag get member out JJ 你看到我的胸部了嗎？

my chest Never mind moon.

我的胸口 別管月亮了

You don't know Jonathan Piera Bryce You have to avoid me Sorry, you have to avoid me I have tattoos Bryce you have to avoid me.

你不認識喬納森-皮耶拉-布萊斯 你得躲著我 抱歉，你得躲著我 我有紋身，布萊斯，你得躲著我

I don't I don't Bryce just go don't make me do this, right?

我不，我不布萊斯只是去 不要讓我這樣做，對不對？

No, no, no.

不，不，不

No, look we're like we're like two Boobs right you need two of them, you know, you're the right on the left Then we brought it Bryce.

不，聽著，我們就像兩個 "波霸" 你需要兩個，你知道，你是左邊的右邊 然後，我們把它布萊斯。

I have tattoos.

我有紋身。

You have to leave you have to avoid me.

你必須離開，你必須避開我。

I'm a girl with tattoos Do you not understand what's going on right now?

我是一個有紋身的女孩 你不明白現在發生了什麼嗎？

Just go Go No, just go I'm a girl with tattoos you need to leave you need to avoid me Bryce stop keep going.

快走吧 不，快走吧 我是個有紋身的女孩 你得離開，你得避開我 布萊斯，停下，繼續走

Go boy.

加油

Avoid me I'll be back for you Go I can do this on my own I Don't wanna see you because you look like a part-time worker here.

避開我，我會回來找你的，去吧，我自己能行 我不想見你，因為你看起來就像個打工的。

Then close your eyes Honestly, what is Amber good at?

然後閉上眼睛 說實話，琥珀擅長什麼？

Actually, I don't know Irrelevant without effects.

事實上，我不知道沒有效果的無關緊要。

I know I just want attention.

我知道我只是想得到關注。

I want anybody to give me attention I'll give you attention bright.

我希望任何人關注我，我會給你明亮的關注。

I told you to avoid me.

我告訴過你要避開我

I have tattoos.

我有紋身。

I'm a girl with tattoos.

我是一個有紋身的女孩。

You need to avoid me chest I'm sorry that I didn't take care of you and that I left you Come back come back.

你需要避開我的胸膛，對不起，我沒有照顧好你，離開了你，回來吧，回來吧。

She's tough, but has a dainty body thin legs and long hair make her look feminine innocent Huh Hey Brian So you have long legs and long hair give me advice for me three things live by the beach get plenty of sunshine to make sure your veggies and three Do a lot of yoga and make sure To love yourself Why is this young guy on the left sounds like a girl Blow my car Quiet no one can know that.

她很堅強，但身材玲瓏有致，細腿和長髮讓她看起來很女性化，很清純。 嘿，布萊恩，你有長腿和長髮，給我三條建議，住在海邊，多晒太陽，確保你的蔬菜和三件事，多做瑜伽，確保愛自己。

I'm a young man in the girl group.

我是女團中的年輕人。

Okay Amber don't have boobs.

好吧，琥珀沒有胸部。

I'm trying.

我在努力

I'm trying.

我在努力

I'm really trying Bryce I'm coming I don't care that you're a girl with tattoos.

我真的很努力 布萊斯 我來了 我不在乎你是個有紋身的女孩

Okay, what's important right now?

好吧，現在什麼最重要？

It's the chest.

是胸部。

I think I found it Really?

我想我找到了 真的嗎？

Oh My gosh Bryce, thank you so much.

天哪，布萊斯，太感謝你了。

I could have done it without you any time any time Now let's go find your butt yeah We all have boobs down here

沒有你，我隨時都可以做，隨時都可以 現在，讓我們去找你的屁股吧，是的，我們這裡都有胸部