I play Al Pacino's butt.

我扮演阿爾-帕西諾的屁股。

Your problem is quite clear.

你的問題很明顯。

All you want is a tinkle. I want you, Drake.

你想要的只是叮噹聲 我要你，德雷克

I know you do, but you and I can never be together that way. What?

我知道你想，但你和我永遠不可能那樣在一起。 什麼？

There's something I never told you, Amber.

有件事我從沒告訴過你，安布爾

I'm actually your half-brother.

我其實是你同父異母的哥哥。

Look, I know I should've told you this a long time ago, but I am not Drake Ramore, okay?

聽著，我知道我早就該告訴你 但我不是德雷克-拉莫爾，好嗎？

I'm not even a doctor.

我甚至不是醫生。

I'm an actor.

我是一個演員。

I just pretend to be a doctor. Oh, my God.

我只是假裝是個醫生 我的天啊 Oh, my God.

Do the people at the hospital know about this? This works in any milk carton.

醫院的人知道這個嗎？ 這在任何牛奶盒裡都能用。

Oh, it is easy.

哦，這很容易。

Now I can have milk every day. Oh, my God.

現在我可以每天喝牛奶了 我的天啊