You wanna get high?

你想爽一把嗎？

Are we gonna get high?

我們要去爽一下嗎？

You wanna get high?

你想爽一把嗎？

No, we don't wanna get high.

不，我們不想嗨。

Okay.

好的

You sure?

你確定？

Yes, go away, stupid towel.

是的，走開，愚蠢的毛巾。

I'm addicted to marijuana.

我對大麻上癮。

It's like I'm walking on sunshine.

我就像走在陽光下。

Towelie, open the door.

毛巾，開門

Go away, I'm walking on sunshine.

走開，我在陽光下漫步。

Towelie, I gotta take you somewhere really important.

毛巾仔，我要帶你去一個很重要的地方

Just, just let me walk on the sunshine a little more.

只是，只是讓我在陽光下多走一會兒。

How spicy would you like your Changsauce?

您想吃多辣的張醬？

Can you just place our order, please?

您能幫我們下單嗎？

Oh, man.

天啊

I have no idea what's going on.

我不知道發生了什麼事。

Everything okay here?

這裡還好嗎？

Fine, except this towel has been mixing Changsauce for 15 minutes.

很好，只是這條毛巾已經攪拌 Chansauce 15 分鐘了。

He's clueless.

他毫無頭緒。

Don't call me shoeless.

別叫我沒鞋穿

You're shoeless.

你沒穿鞋

Yeah, well, you're a towel.

是啊，你是條毛巾。

You're a towel.

你是一條毛巾

All right, that's it.

好了，就這樣。

Get out of here.

離開這裡

You're fired.

你被解僱了

Yeah.

是啊

Not him, you.

不是他，是你

Oh, you have to think of something fast, and getting high makes you smart.

哦，你得快點想辦法，嗑藥會讓你變得聰明。

All right, I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time.

好吧，我就再用一次我的特殊超能力吧。

Hold on, let me get high, then I'll remember where it is.

等一下，讓我嗨一下，然後我就會想起它在哪裡了。

All right, so where is it?

好吧，它在哪裡？

Where's what?

什麼在哪裡？

Just let me get high.

讓我爽一下

I know I can remember if I get high.

我知道，如果我嗑藥了，我就能想起來。

Oh, God damn it.

該死的

All right, fine.

好吧

Here's your stupid lighter.

這是你的打火機

Hold on.

等一下

Wait a second.

等一下

That's it.

就是這樣。

That's it?

就這樣？

Yeah, that's the melody to Funkytown.

沒錯，這就是《時髦鎮》的旋律。

Won't you take me down to Funkytown?

你不帶我去時髦鎮嗎？

I know your weakness.

我知道你的弱點。

Here, you can reach it.

在這裡，你可以到達它。

Come on, Towelie.

來吧，毛巾

How long has it been since you've had a nice burn, huh?

你有多久沒好好燒過火了？

20, 30 seconds?

20、30 秒？

Oh, crap.

哦，糟糕。

You're going to have to choose between their lives and getting high.

你必須在他們的生命和嗑藥之間做出選擇。

You asshole.

你個混蛋

Towelie, don't let go of it, you goddamn towel.

毛巾，別放手，你這該死的毛巾。

Towel's almost there.

毛巾快好了

Come, Towelie.

來，毛巾

Make your decision.

做出決定吧

I choose...

我選擇...

I choose... both.

我選擇......都選。

Oh, man.

天啊

I have no idea what's going on.

我不知道發生了什麼事。

Don't forget to bring a towel.

別忘了帶一條毛巾。

You're the worst character ever, Towelie.

你是史上最爛的角色，毛巾仔

I know.

我知道

No, no, I'm not going to get high.

不，不，我不會嗑藥的。

Every time I get high, I come up with ideas that get me in more trouble.

每次嗑藥後，我都會想出一些讓我陷入更多麻煩的點子。

I'm not getting high this time.

這次我不嗨了。

Hi, Towelie?

嗨，毛巾？

Yeah, hi.

是的，嗨

Towelie is definitely one of the most addicted towels we've ever seen here.

Towelie 絕對是我們在這裡見過的最讓人上癮的毛巾之一。

He's probably the second most psychologically damaged towel I've come across since treating Kirstie Alley's towel, which had seen some nasty stuff.

他可能是我見過的毛巾中心理受損第二嚴重的了，因為我給克爾斯蒂-艾利的毛巾治過病，她的毛巾曾經歷過一些不堪回首的事情。

I don't know what tomorrow's going to bring, but I'm learning to love what I am.

我不知道明天會發生什麼，但我正在學會愛我現在的樣子。

I'm a towel.

我是一條毛巾。