He's such a loss to the nature community, you know?

他是自然界的一大損失，你知道嗎？

He taught us so much about nature.

他教會了我們很多關於大自然的知識。

And I got mad when I heard this lady on TV saying that he taught us a lot about nature.

當我在電視上聽到這位女士說他教會了我們很多關於自然的知識時，我很生氣。

And it was like, no, he didn't really teach a lot about nature.

就好像，不，他並沒有教很多關於自然的知識。

If you want to learn about nature, you watch Discovery Channel or one of these, you know, nature programs where they have a guy on safari and he's studying from afar.

如果你想了解大自然，你可以收看探索頻道或這些自然節目，他們會安排一個人去野生動物園，從遠處進行研究。

Crocodile Hunter?

鱷魚獵人？

No, come on, every episode.

不，拜託，每一集都是。

Hey, how are you doing?

嘿，你好嗎？

Look over there, right there, there's a tiger.

看那邊，就在那裡，有一隻老虎。

That tiger weighs 800 pounds and it could kill a man in 10 seconds.

那隻老虎重達 800 磅，10 秒鐘就能殺死一個人。

I'm going to touch it.

我要摸摸它。

Hi, tiger.

嗨，老虎。

Oh, he's angry.

哦，他生氣了。

He's angry.

他很生氣。

Next episode, hey, there's a king cobra, the most venomous snork in all the planet.

下一集，嘿，有一條眼鏡王蛇，地球上最毒的蛇。

Oh, boy, now I'm dead.

哦，天哪，現在我死定了。

I'm going to pick it up.

我要把它撿起來。

He's angry.

他很生氣。

If he really wanted people to think he was out there, man, America, we should have borrowed him and sent him to Iraq with no gun, just a camera crew.

如果他真的想讓人們認為他在那裡，美國人，我們應該借用他，把他派到伊拉克，不帶任何槍支，只帶一個攝製組。

You imagine how bad that would have freaked out the enemy, you know?

你能想象那會把敵人嚇成什麼樣嗎？

You're in an arcade and you're out there, you know?

你在商場裡，你在外面，你知道嗎？

And he's walking towards them wearing shorts.

他穿著短褲向他們走來。

And he's walking up to them, hey, look over there.

他走到他們面前，嘿，看那邊。

That's an arcade member.

那是街機會員。

An Iraqi soldier, one of the most dangerous creatures in all the planet.

伊拉克阿兵哥，地球上最危險的生物之一。

One push of a button and I'm gone.

一按按鈕，我就走了。

I'm going to puck him with a stick.

我要用棍子打他。