Edward?

愛德華？

Saranghae

Saranghae

Yeah, I can't do this

是的，我做不到

I mean, I mean, I mean

我是說，我是說，我是說

Joa

喬亞

Hey, you're getting red, bro

嘿，你臉都紅了，兄弟

Jomdeo dangwon

宗蝶堂院

Please introduce yourself

請自我介紹

Hi, my name is Elle, I'm 25

嗨，我叫埃爾，25 歲

My name is Edward and I'm 23

我叫愛德華，23 歲

What's your MBTI?

你的 MBTI 是什麼？

I'm INFP

我是 INFP

ENFJ, but sometimes I think I'm an INFJ

ENFJ，但有時我覺得自己是 INFJ

What's your ideal type?

你的理想類型是什麼？

Ideally, like

理想情況下，就像

Asian, tall

亞洲人，高個子

Middle Eastern

中東

African

非洲

Latinas

拉丁裔

I like funny guys

我喜歡有趣的人

Have you ever been on a blind date?

你有過相親經歷嗎？

No, I haven't

不，我沒有

No, this is actually my first blind date ever

不，這是我第一次相親

Like genuinely, this is my first blind date

就像真的一樣，這是我第一次相親

And how are you feeling about the blind date?

你對相親感覺如何？

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little nervous

不瞞你說，我有點緊張

Nervous

緊張

Okay, you can take off your blinds

好了，你可以摘下百葉窗了

Hello

您好

Hello

您好

Does my hair look okay?

我的頭髮看起來還好嗎？

Yeah, it looks great, it looks great

是的，看起來很棒，看起來很棒

First, I feel like this will help me get to know you better

首先，我覺得這有助於我更好地瞭解你

Like, what do you like to do for fun?

比如，你喜歡做什麼消遣？

I like make videos

我喜歡製作視頻

Okay, I make videos too

好吧，我也拍視頻

Okay, yeah

好吧

What kind of videos?

什麼樣的視頻？

I do a lot of like sketches, like skits

我做了很多小品，比如短劇

I'm gonna be a Hollywood one day and I'm gonna be a big superstar

總有一天我會成為好萊塢的超級巨星

Bigger than Jackie Chan

比成龍還大

Yo, Eddie

喲，埃迪

Fuck out the house

滾出房子

You guys said I could stay

你們說我可以留下來

Okay

好的

What type of videos do you make then?

那你製作什麼類型的視頻？

Like all kinds of videos

喜歡各種視頻

Okay, all kinds

好吧，各種

I'm like

我想

Known for my videos

我的視頻

You're known for your videos?

你以視頻聞名？

Yeah

是的

But then

但是

I feel like a lot of creators can say that, you know

我覺得很多創作者都可以這麼說，你知道的

No, but like globally

沒有，但在全球範圍內

Like the whole world

就像整個世界

So that's good

這樣很好

Yeah

是的

Yeah

是的

So it's like

所以就像

You're like a big star in a sense then

從某種意義上說，你就像個大明星

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

哦，是的，是的，是的

In a sense

從某種意義上說

But like, wait, why are you like

但是，等等，你為什麼

Why are you making that face?

你為什麼做那個表情？

I'm a star

我是明星

Actually

事實上

Yeah, good for you then

是啊，對你有好處

You're a star

你是明星

Do I look familiar?

我看起來眼熟嗎？

No

沒有

At all?

有嗎？

I don't look familiar at all

我一點也不眼熟

No

沒有

Hmm

嗯

Okay

好的

Yeah

是的

Maybe you're not on the platform I'm on

也許你不在我的平臺上

Oh shit, okay

哦，該死，好吧

Like what platform?

比如什麼平臺？

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay

好的，好的，好的，好的，好的

Okay, okay

好的，好的

Okay

好的

Okay, okay

好的，好的

I do like dating stuff

我喜歡約會

And like travel stuff

喜歡旅行

Okay

好的

So you on a lot of dates?

你經常約會嗎？

Cause I think the internet likes to see me with people

因為我覺得互聯網喜歡看到我和別人在一起

With guys

與男生

Interesting, interesting

有趣，有趣

It's just content

只是內容

Yeah

是的

Yeah, I get it, I get it, I get it

是的，我明白了，我明白了，我明白了

I get it

我明白了

Okay, so with you

好吧，你

What's your mindset right now?

你現在的心態是什麼？

Like you looking for something long term?

你是在找長期的工作嗎？

Yeah, I'm looking for my husband

是的，我在找我的丈夫

Okay

好的

But you're looking

但你正在尋找

But you go

但你去

But you say you go on a lot of dates and stuff

但你說你經常約會什麼的

For the sake of content

為了內容

But I would do anything for my partner

但我願意為我的伴侶做任何事

I'm not gonna lie

我不會撒謊

That might be a problem for me

這對我來說可能是個問題

I'm not gonna lie

我不會撒謊

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah

是的

Even if it's me?

即使是我？

Yeah, I'm gonna have to stand on that shit right now

是啊，我現在就得站在那玩意兒上了

Yeah

是的

But yeah

但是

For me, it might be an issue

對我來說，這可能是個問題

Like I don't like that whole

就像我不喜歡整個

You going on dates for content and stuff like that

你會為了內容之類的東西去約會嗎？

Hypothetically

假設

Done, done

完成，完成

We're done

我們完了

Like I don't have to do it

就像我不用做一樣

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Oh shit, oh shit

哦，該死，哦，該死

Like you don't like it

就像你不喜歡一樣

We don't have to do it

我們不必這樣做

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊

But like

但就像

I don't need to make those videos

我不需要製作這些視頻

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊

Yeah, I feel that

是的，我覺得

Is that okay?

這樣可以嗎？

I'm not gonna lie

我不會撒謊

I'm gonna have to process it a little bit more

我得再處理一下

My brain is a little slow

我的大腦有點遲鈍

It's okay, I can convince you

沒關係，我能說服你

I gotta like

我喜歡

For me, it's like

對我來說，這就像

I feel like

我覺得

Yeah

是的

I don't like to rush into things

我不喜歡急於求成

Yeah, yeah, yeah

是啊，是啊，是啊

Yeah

是的

I don't like to rush into things

我不喜歡急於求成

Okay, okay

好吧，好吧

So

所以

I can read it, yeah

我能讀懂

So instructions

說明

Dang

當

It's like a whole game show

這就像一個完整的遊戲節目

Okay, okay

好的，好的

It's a game show date

這是一個遊戲節目的約會

Okay

好的

Okay

好的

Welcome to the blind date

歡迎相親

Each card has a mission written on the card

每張卡片上都寫有任務

The date will only end when all mission cards have been completed

只有完成所有任務卡，日期才會結束

Pick a cute nickname for each other

為對方取一個可愛的暱稱

You will need to call each other with the given nickname

你們需要用給定的暱稱稱呼對方

Until the end of the name

直到名字結束

What the fuck

搞什麼鬼

Do you like Korean pet names?

你喜歡韓國的寵物名字嗎？

Pet names?

寵物名字？

Yeah, like 자기 자기야 애기야

是啊，像자기자기야애기야

How old are you?

你多大了？

I'm 23

我 23 歲

Oh

哦

You're my 동생

You're my 동생

Okay 누나라고 불러 누나? Okay

Okay 누나라고 불러 누나?누나？

Is that my nickname to you?

這是你給我起的綽號嗎？

Is that what I call you?

我是這麼叫你的嗎？

누나

누나

Okay, I'll call you 누나

好吧，我會打電話給你누나

All right

好的

What should I call you?

我該怎麼稱呼你？

It could be whatever you think is fun

可以是任何你認為有趣的東西

But not too like

但不要太像

Not too baby sounding

聽起來不太像嬰兒

Like 부키?

喜歡부키？

All right, yeah 부키?

好吧，是的 부키？

Nah, that's 부키's game

不，那是부키的遊戲

Why 부키?

為什麼要부키？

부키?

부키?

All right, yeah, we can do 부키

好吧，是的，我們能做到 부키

It's up to you

這取決於你

Next card

下一張

Eye contact battle 10 seconds with chopsticks

用筷子進行 10 秒鐘的目光接觸戰

No talking?

不說話？

Chopsticks?

筷子？

Chopsticks?

筷子？

Chopsticks?

筷子？

You guys have to hold it?

你們必須拿著它嗎？

No way

不可能

No way

不可能

Our forehead?

我們的額頭？

No way

不可能

Chopsticks?

筷子？

Okay

好的

I probably look so stupid

我可能看起來很蠢

I probably look stupid

我可能看起來很蠢

No talking

不說話

You guys have to

你們必須

We're starting again

我們重新開始

You guys have to look at each other

你們得看著對方

I am

我是

Look at each other's eyes

看著對方的眼睛

I am

我是

Don't look away

不要移開視線

I am, I swear I am

我是，我發誓我是

Are you guys counting?

你們在數數嗎？

Think about it

想一想

There's a chopstick digging in my forehead

我的額頭被筷子戳了一下

Please

請

How long do we have to do it?

我們還要做多久？

10 seconds 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

10 秒 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

Oh, your eyes

哦，你的眼睛

Okay, yeah

好吧

Did it hit your eye?

打到眼睛了嗎？

You good?

你還好嗎？

No, I'm good

不，我很好

Okay

好的

All right, next one

好了，下一個

You can read the next one

您可以閱讀下一篇

What is your first impression of me?

你對我的第一印象是什麼？

First impression

第一印象

I would say your style is very like

我覺得你的風格很像

It's like very cutesy

就像非常可愛

It's girlish

很少女

Like, it's nice

比如，這很好

I feel like your makeup too

我也覺得自己像你的化妝品

The way you do it

你的方法

Is very like elegant

非常優雅

Yeah, it's done pretty

是的，做得很好

Do you like it?

喜歡嗎？

Yeah, I like it

是的，我喜歡

It's nice

很好

What's your first impression of me?

你對我的第一印象如何？

I feel like you're very like

我覺得你很像

Masculine

陽剛

What?

什麼？

Are you not?

不是嗎？

I am

我是

I'm just

我只是

Okay, go on

好吧，繼續

Yeah, you have like

是的，你有

Masculine features

男性特徵

Okay

好的

I feel like you're just very basic

我覺得你只是很基本

But that's okay

不過沒關係

Yeah, yeah

是的，是的

This is like

這就像

I want to look like

我想看起來像

This is like my gentleman outfit

這就像我的紳士裝束

You look like you're going to church

你看起來像要去教堂

What is I love you game?

什麼是 "我愛你 "遊戲？

Edward?

愛德華？

Edward?

愛德華？

Saranghae

Saranghae

Saranghae

Saranghae

Saranghae

Saranghae

Saranghae

Saranghae

Saranghae

Saranghae

Saranghae

Saranghae

I feel bad

我很難過

I feel bad

我很難過

I don't think it's Saranghae

我不認為是 Saranghae

I don't think it's

我不認為

But you hit me with the monotone first

但你先用單音打了我一下

I hit you back with it

我用它還擊你

Roleplay in Korean only

角色扮演僅使用韓語

You're a hundred days into dating

約會一百天

And your girlfriend

還有你的女朋友

Walks in on you watching porn

撞見你在看色情片

Huh?

啊？

Yo

喲

Yo, that's a crazy roleplay

喲，這角色扮演太瘋狂了

Yo, I gotta read that one time

喲，我得再讀一次

Just so I

所以我

Just so I read that

我只是讀到

Roleplay

角色扮演

You're a hundred 3, 2, 1

你是一百 3、2、1

Action

行動

Pookie

普基

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

I'm working out

我在健身

Working out?

鍛鍊身體？

Do you want to work out with me?

你想和我一起鍛鍊嗎？

What?

什麼？

I didn't work out this morning

我今天早上沒有鍛鍊

No, no, no

不，不，不

This is

這是

This is hard

這很難

This is porn

這是色情

It's hard

很難

I'm going to sleep

我要睡覺了

What?

什麼？

I'm going to sleep

我要睡覺了

Show me

給我看

I don't need to show you anything

我不需要給你看任何東西

We can watch it together

我們可以一起看

Forget it

算了吧

Why are you getting mad?

你為什麼生氣？

I'm busy right now

我現在很忙

You don't love me?

你不愛我嗎？

I'm busy right now

我現在很忙

Roleplay

角色扮演

Breakup

分手

Ed has

艾德

Ed has cancer

埃德得了癌症

And is breaking up with his girlfriend