What's tonight?

今晚有什麼活動？

Going to her place, gonna be throwing it back with a little bit of Netflix and chill.

去她家的時候，我們會一邊看電視一邊哈拉。

Halloween edition.

萬聖節版

You hate horror movies.

你討厭恐怖電影

No, I hate the last three months with zero female attention even more.

不，我更討厭過去三個月沒有女性關注的日子。

What about your perioresis?

你的會厭炎怎麼樣？

Oh, come on. That was one time, okay, and we were kids back in school.

得了吧那是一次，好吧，我們還是在學校的孩子。

That was a long time ago.

那是很久以前的事了。

It was two years ago, and we were seniors in college.

那是兩年前的事了，當時我們都是大四學生。

You peed your pants in front of the entire lecture hall.

你當著整個報告廳的面尿褲子了。

One out of four people experience perioresis before public speaking.

每四個人中就有一個人在公開演講前會出現口周炎。

It's not that big of a deal.

沒什麼大不了的。

You really want to risk those numbers with this beauty?

你真的想拿這個美女的數據冒險嗎？

It's fine, okay? I'm fine. Everything is fine.

沒事的，好嗎？我沒事一切都很好

Besides, she's probably going to want to watch some baby back bullshit like Halloween Town or Hocus Pocus.

此外，她可能會想看一些像《萬聖節鎮》或《花花公子》之類的狗屁卡通片。

It's called Throat Slasher 3, bloody edition.

它的名字叫《喉嚨殺手 3》，血腥版。

You want to see it, right?

你想看吧？

I would love to see it. Put it on.

我很想看看。放上去

It's just, I haven't watched the first two Throat Slashers, so I feel like I wouldn't really understand it, you know?

只是，我沒有看過前兩部《喉嚨殺手》，所以我覺得我不會真正理解它，你知道嗎？

The first two aren't available.

前兩個都沒有。

Really? Damn it. Looks like we just got to watch Hocus Pocus or Halloween Town.

真的嗎？該死的看來我們只能去看《魔幻仙蹤》或《萬聖鎮》了。

You are funny.

你真有趣。

Why don't we do like Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

我們為什麼不像《德州電鋸殺人狂》那樣做呢？

You know what? I already watched that movie with my parents last weekend.

你知道嗎？上週末我已經和父母一起看過那部電影了。

Nightmare on Elm Street?

榆樹街的噩夢？

Watched that too. It was a double future night.

我也看了這是一個雙重未來之夜。

Saw.

鋸。

Triple future night. It was a triple future night, believe it or not.

三重未來之夜不管你信不信，這是一個三重未來之夜。

We should watch Scream. That's my favorite horror movie of all time.

我們應該看《驚聲尖叫》那是我最喜歡的恐怖電影。

Well, I mean, if you've already watched it, maybe we should just, you know, watch something else.

好吧，我是說，如果你已經看過了，也許我們應該，你知道，看點別的。

Like, you know, maybe Air Bud? Spooky Season? See it right there?

比如，你知道的，也許是 "空氣花蕾"？幽靈季節？看到了嗎？

I love your sense of humor. You're not one of those guys who, like, hates being scared, are you?

我喜歡你的幽默感你不是那種討厭害怕的人吧？

I might raise an old bitch. You know what I'm saying?

我可能會養活一個老婊子你知道我在說什麼嗎？

No, but we should watch it.

沒有，但我們應該看看。

And maybe if I get scared, you can maybe protect me under this blanket?

如果我害怕了，你能在毯子裡保護我嗎？

Yeah. Let's watch it.

是啊，我們看吧 Yeah.我們看吧

I'm not scared.

我不害怕

What was that?

那是什麼？

Oh, that? That was a pre-scary movie scream.

哦，那個？那是恐怖電影前的尖叫聲

What?

什麼？

You know, to kind of work out my, you know, vocals for the movie to practice.

你知道，我是為了練習電影的唱腔。

Okay, I'm gonna press play now.

好了，我要按播放鍵了。

Yeah, yeah, press play, press play.

是啊，是啊，按播放鍵，按播放鍵。

Oh, f**k! What the f**k was that?

媽的那他媽的是什麼？

Oh, s**t! There's someone in the house!

哦，該死房子裡有人

There's no one in the house!

屋裡沒人

There's someone in the f**king house!

他媽的房子裡有人

You've been watching the movie for ten seconds!

你已經看了十秒鐘的電影了！

I saw something!

我看到了一些東西

Are you pranking me?

你在惡作劇嗎？

No, I'm not pranking you.

不，我沒有惡作劇。

I'm not the person to prank!

我不是惡作劇的人！

I'm not pranking you.

我沒有惡作劇。

Oh, look, I'm going crazy!

哦，你看，我都快瘋了！

Check the kitchen, okay?

檢查廚房，好嗎？

Okay.

好的

I swear to God, I heard something. I saw something, then I heard it.

我對天發誓，我聽到了什麼聲音。我看到了什麼，然後又聽到了什麼

It was in the kitchen.

是在廚房裡。

Go!

走吧

Look, I'm in the kitchen! And there's no one here!

看，我在廚房這裡沒人

It's okay, I get it. You just don't like horror.

沒關係，我明白你只是不喜歡恐怖片

Get ready to get your makeup out of the f**king house!

準備好把你的化妝品從這該死的房子裡拿出來吧！

Get out of the way!

讓開

I'm gonna f**king get to him!

我他媽一定要找到他

I'm gonna f**king get to you!

我他媽一定會找到你的

I'm gonna f**king get to you!

我他媽一定會找到你的

No, it's just a movie!

不，這只是一部電影！

Ghostface isn't real!

鬼臉不是真的

He's not gonna hurt you!

他不會傷害你的

Gotcha!

抓到你了

It was a prank!

這是一個惡作劇！

It was a twist!

這是一個轉折！

Twisted it!

扭曲了

M. Night Shyamalan ain't got s**t on me!

M.奈特-沙馬蘭可沒我什麼事！

Look at you!

看看你

So surprised!

太驚訝了

Okay, you can tell me right now that you don't like scary movies, and we can forget about this and we can have a good rest of the night.

好吧，你可以現在就告訴我你不喜歡恐怖電影 我們可以忘了這件事，今晚好好休息一下

I like scary movies.

我喜歡恐怖電影。

Okay, let's go.

好了，我們走吧

Why are you stalling?

你為什麼拖延時間？

I'm not stalling.

我不是在拖延時間。

Sylvester Stallone, that's what your name is.

西爾維斯特-史泰龍，這就是你的名字。

Press play, because daddy's ready.

按播放鍵，因為爸爸準備好了。

Yeah.

是啊

Okay.

好的

Ready to watch that motherf**king movie.

準備看那該死的電影

Can you shut the f**k up?

你能閉嘴嗎？

You were talking and then I'm talking, now we're both talking.

你在說，然後我在說，現在我們都在說。

No, you're talking.

不，你在說話。

Okay, yeah.

好吧

You're talking.

你在說什麼？

You started talking and then I started talking.

你開始說，我也開始說。

I'm pressing f**king play now!

我現在就按 "播放 "鍵！

Press play, yeah.

按播放鍵

I'm pressing play, Scotty!

我正在播放，斯科蒂

Go.

走吧

Did you just pee on my couch?

你剛才在我沙發上撒尿了？

How'd it go with Lexi?

萊克西怎麼樣了？

She kind of sucked, bro.

她有點爛，兄弟

She was kind of a weirdo.

她是個怪人

Wasn't getting her vibes whatsoever.

我一點也沒感覺到她的氣息。

You peed your pants, didn't you?

你尿褲子了，是嗎？

Yep.

是的。

I thought so.

我想也是。

F**k.

媽的