Name: 跟蹤你的新女孩是誰？ (Who's the New Girl That Followed You?)
Uploaded: 2024-11-29T07:56:21.000Z
Duration: 5 min 7 s

Kelsey is her name. Nah, I have no idea what you're talking about babe.

凱爾西是她的名字不，我不知道你在說什麼，寶貝。

I'm talking about her profile picture being a beach sunset and she's on private. Just thought was a little odd.

我說的是她的個人照片是海灘日落，而她是私人用戶。我只是覺得有點奇怪。

Like what are you hiding? Why are you looking at who followed me?

比如你在隱藏什麼？你為什麼要看誰跟蹤了我？

Can I not look at my boyfriend's profiles? I feel like that's a little overkill.

我可以不看我男朋友的資料嗎？我覺得這有點矯枉過正。

No, overkill would be me getting mad about it, which I assure you I won't be.

不，矯枉過正是指我為此發火，我向你保證我不會。

So who is she? Babe, honestly I don't even know who you're talking about or could be a bot. A bot. I don't know, I just feel like this stuff doesn't really matter.

那她是誰？寶貝，老實說，我都不知道你說的是誰，也可能是個機器人。機器人我不知道，我只是覺得 這些東西並不重要。

I just feel like this isn't really that big of a deal, you know, you can kind of forget about it.

我只是覺得這並不是什麼大不了的事，你知道，你可以忘了它。

I'll look into it, I'll look into it. It's nothing. Don't even worry about it.

我會查的，我會查的。沒什麼別擔心

Right before her anniversary. Are you really just gonna sit there?

就在她結婚紀念日之前你真的就這麼坐著？

Wasn't that tramp who kept trying to get your attention over the microphone the other day?

那天在麥克風前一直想引起你注意的不就是那個流浪漢嗎？

You mean the lady at the DMV who announced it was my turn?

你是說在車管所宣佈輪到我的那位女士？

Well she certainly said your name with a whole lot of passion. No, it wasn't her.

她說你的名字時可真是激情澎湃 Well she certainly said your name with a whole lot of passion.不，不是她

It was the front desk girl from the gym. Can we please just enjoy this dinner? I knew it because she asked for your number.

是健身房的前臺小姐。我們能不能好好享受這頓晚餐？我知道是因為她要了你的電話號碼

My membership number because I forgot my pass. It's our cleaning lady, isn't it?

我的會員號碼，因為我忘了帶通行證是我們的清潔女工吧？

Our cleaning lady's name is Lillian. She's always up in your underwear drawer, probably fixing for a sniff.

我們的清潔女工叫莉莉安。她總是在你的內衣抽屜裡翻來翻去，可能是想聞一聞。

What? What is wrong with you? Mmm, love me some Robbie Steps.

怎麼了？你怎麼了？我喜歡羅比的舞步

嗯，醒醒吧，聞聞羅比的味道。

Please don't tell me it's that skank who sends you money every Christmas.

別告訴我是那個每年聖誕節都給你寄錢的蕩婦。

Did you seriously just use the word skank to describe my grandmother?

你剛才真的用 "蕩婦 "這個詞來形容我的祖母嗎？

Step-grandmother. You know my step-grandmother. You've literally met her before.

繼祖母你認識我的繼祖母你真的見過她

Yeah, and I've literally seen how she looks at you, like you're this little strapping young schoolboy ready to fulfill all of her fantasies before she bites the dust.

是啊，我親眼看到她是怎麼看你的 就好像你是個魁梧的小男生 準備在她死前滿足她所有的幻想一樣

Okay, yeah, this is getting ridiculous. We're talking about my grandma here.

好吧，是的，這越來越荒謬了。我們說的是我奶奶

I feel like I got really in my head and the more I fall in love with you, the more paranoid I get about that kind of stuff.

我覺得我真的太自以為是了，我越是愛上你，就越是對這種事疑神疑鬼。

Four years into a relationship and I hope you know I'd never do something like that to you.

戀愛四年了，我希望你知道我永遠不會對你做那樣的事。

Come on, it'll be fun. Let's just go for a drink. One. One drink.

來吧，會很有趣的我們去喝一杯吧就一杯就一杯

哦，是的，我們要沿著這條線走下去。

Oh, okay, yeah, let's slow it down a little bit.

哦，好吧，是的，讓我們慢一點。

Hey, remember how it was your birthday last week?

嘿，還記得上週是你的生日嗎？

哦，不不，不，不，不，寶貝。

Oh, yes, we're doing this. Come here. Come here.

哦，是的，我們正在做這個。過來 過來 Come here.Come here.

Here she is now. Let's see what your little f*** bag is up to.

她來了讓我們看看你的小****包在搞什麼鬼。

Do you have anything you want to say for yourself?

She's a photography student at my sister's university.

她是我姐姐所在大學的攝影專業學生。

I was gonna take you here for our anniversary and propose to you.

我本打算在我們的結婚紀念日 帶你去這裡向你求婚的

And Kelsey was gonna be hiding in the hill taking pictures of the whole thing.

凱爾西會躲在山坡上拍下整個過程

And I went with my little sister's friend because she's half the price of a professional photographer.

我和我妹妹的朋友一起去的，因為她的價格只有專業攝影師的一半。

So between all that and the ring, this is all I could afford.

所以，在所有這些和戒指之間，我只能買得起這個。

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