Name: 如果被取消的人不在乎： (If The Person getting Canceled Didn’t Care:)
Uploaded: 2024-11-28T11:40:50.000Z
Duration: 1 min 34 s

You're the worst therapist ever, so we're cancelling you.

你是有史以來最糟糕的治療師，所以我們要取消你的治療。

是啊，這已經成為 Twitter 上的熱門話題了。

No, like, do you actually think I give a f***?

Meet Dr. Victor Blaine, a therapist who is currently being cancelled, which he claims is because clients can't handle the truth, and he refuses to lie.

維克多-布萊恩博士是一位治療師，他目前被取消了治療資格，他聲稱這是因為客戶無法接受真相，而他拒絕撒謊。

So you think you don't deserve to be cancelled?

No, I'm just saying, if they're cancelling me for calling a fat client fat, then they need to cancel their f***ing mirror, too.

不，我只是想說，如果他們因為我說一個胖客戶胖而取消我的服務，那麼他們也需要取消他們那該死的鏡子。

Dr. Blaine is unfazed by hate comments and hashtags, but this scandal has made it past Twitter.

布萊恩博士對仇恨言論和標籤毫不畏懼，但這起醜聞已經在推特上傳開了。

How the hell do you have this much free time on a Tuesday morning?

你星期二早上怎麼會有這麼多空閒時間？

We need that $200, and we'll do whatever it takes to get it!

我們需要那 200 美元，我們會不惜一切代價拿到它！

Alright, alright, fine. Here, have this. It's worth way more than $200.

好吧，好吧，好吧給，拿著這可比200美元值錢多了

When hashtags and protests didn't work, Dr. Blaine's ex-clients were left with one option.

當標籤和抗議不起作用時，布萊恩博士的前客戶只剩下一個選擇。

That's the number of clients that told us you confessed to the murder of Ronnie Ransom.

這就是告訴我們 你承認謀殺羅尼・蘭森的客戶數量

So either you tell us the truth, or that lie detector over there will.

所以，要麼你告訴我們真相，要麼那邊的測謊儀就會告訴我們真相。

No, he is not. My dad would have crushed him.

不，他不是。我爸爸會把他壓扁的

Nah, your dad was the one who came up with the idea.

不，是你爸爸想出這個主意的。

His freaky ass was watching from the closet.

他那怪異的屁股就在壁櫥裡看著。

 Unfortunately for this detective, his mother confirmed that Dr. Blaine's alibi was rock solid.

不幸的是，他的母親證實布萊恩博士的不在場證明是可靠的。