And so if I win, do I win you?

所以，如果我贏了，我會贏你嗎？

First place is actually $1,000 and a free lifetime membership. $1,000?

第一名實際上是 1000 美元和終身免費會員資格。$1,000?

Wow, that seems like it's enough to take a beautiful woman out to dinner this Friday night at like 7?

哇，這些錢夠請一位美女在週五晚上 7 點出去吃飯嗎？

I suppose.

我想是的

Do you know of anyone who might be available?

你知道誰可能有空嗎？

I might know someone.

我可能認識某個人

Really now?

真的嗎？

Here's her number.

這是她的電話號碼

I'll give her a call.

我給她打個電話

Just double checking everything here.

我只是想再確認一遍。

We got your max squat, max snatch, max deadlift.

我們有你的最大深蹲、最大抓舉和最大負重。

It's all there for this Strongman?

這一切都為這位壯士準備好了嗎？

Oh wait, you forgot this box.

哦，等等，你忘了這個盒子。

How much do you bench?

你能做多少長凳？

I'm sorry?

你說什麼？

How much do you bench press?

你的臥推重量是多少？

And why do you need that information?

你為什麼需要這些資訊？

You're entering in a weightlifting competition, so we need to know what group to put you in.

你要參加舉重比賽，所以我們需要知道把你分到哪個組。

Right, yes, I am entering in a weightlifting competition.

對，沒錯，我要參加舉重比賽。

Yeah, so how much do you bench?

是啊，那你的長凳有多長？

You just put a lot.

你剛剛說了很多。

A lot?

很多？

A lot of weight moving on that bar.

這根橫杆上移動的重量可不小。

That's not a number.

這不是一個數字。

Yeah, write whatever you want.

是啊，想寫什麼就寫什麼吧。

Can you please just give me a number?

能給我一個號碼嗎？

I bench my weight, there.

我的體重在那裡。

Perfect, thank you.

太好了，謝謝。

So your max is 175 pounds?

那麼你的最大體重是 175 磅？

Multiplied by freaking a thousand.

乘以 1 000。

Do you want to be in this competition or not?

你到底想不想參加比賽？

I can literally bench press an elephant.

我簡直能把一頭大象按在板凳上。

I'm just trying to do my job.

我只是想做好我的工作。

That is not a joke.

這可不是開玩笑。

Write down four Sri Lankan elephants.

寫下四頭斯里蘭卡大象。

Dude, what are you talking about?

老兄，你在說什麼？

Hey, between you and me, sister, I'll bench that guy right now.

嘿，我跟你說，姐姐，我現在就把那個傢伙按在板凳上。

This doesn't have to be difficult.

這並不難。

The Rock, what's going on, Dwayne?

洛克，怎麼了，杜恩？

Stop.

停下。

You're shooting Jumanji 27?

你在拍《熊出沒27》？

Stop.

停下。

Okay, cool, talk soon.

好的，沒問題，再聊。

His max is my warm up, so we kind of like share this whole inside joke thing.

他的最大限度是我的熱身，所以我們有點像分享這個內部笑話。

Why are you making my life so hard right now?

你為什麼要讓我現在的生活如此艱難？

You know Titan Atlas?

你知道泰坦阿特拉斯嗎？

Please stop, just stop.

請停下來，停下來。

The guy who could lift the world?

那個能托起世界的人？

That's my partner, my lifting partner.

那是我的搭檔，我的舉重搭檔。

Good one, bro.

說得好，兄弟。

How much do you bench?

你能做多少長凳？

It's like sister, listen to me when I say.

就像姐姐，聽我說。

Stop calling me sister.

別再叫我姐姐了

What is weight anyways, right?

體重到底是什麼，對吧？

Like that's a man-made societal construct.

好像那是人為的社會結構。

Like what would Einstein say if he heard you talking like that?

如果愛因斯坦聽到你這麼說，他會怎麼說？

Enough.

夠了

Alright, can I, can I be honest with you?

好吧，我能跟你說實話嗎？

That is all I want.

這就是我想要的一切。

I'm worried that when you find out how much, like I actually bench, you're not going to want to get drinks with me Friday.

我擔心當你知道我的長凳有多長時，你週五就不想和我喝酒了。

No, I don't care how much you can bench.

不，我不在乎你能做多少板凳。

Physical strength is not what's important to me.

體力對我來說並不重要。

Your emotional strength is what's sexy to me.

在我看來，你的情感力量才是最性感的。

Really?

真的嗎？

Really, so why don't you just tell me the number and we'll forget about this whole thing.

真的，那你為什麼不直接告訴我號碼 然後我們就忘了這整件事呢？

And you still want to do drinks and dinner Friday at 7?

你還想週五 7 點一起喝酒吃飯嗎？

Yes, Friday at 7, I'm in.

是的，週五7點，我參加。

Okay, well in that case, my max bench is actually...

好吧，這樣的話，我的最大工作臺其實是......

Hey!

嘿！

Bro, is that you?

兄弟，是你嗎？

Are you signing up for the muscle man competition this year?

今年你會報名參加肌肉男比賽嗎？

Don't fill out the max bench form.

不要填寫最大工作臺表格。

Stop.

停下。

We don't allow him to compete in benching.

我們不允許他參加板凳比賽。

Last year he s*** himself trying to max out.

去年，他為了達到最大值而自暴自棄。

You s*** yourself.

你自己去死吧

I think it was just during the warm up.

我覺得只是在熱身的時候。

He was struggling in the bar.

他在酒吧裡掙扎。

He could not get it anywhere.

他到處都找不到。

He went up.

他走了上去。

That's not the truth, but what happened was, I'll still call you.

但事實並非如此，我還是會給你打電話的。

I'll take the forms.

我來拿表格

I love you, bye.

我愛你，再見

Where's Tom going to go next?

湯姆下一步要去哪裡？

Listening to hip hop music.

聽嘻哈音樂

I just said that.

我剛說過了。