While on the ground a passenger said from the seat behind me, my God, they're throwing guitars out there.

在地面上，一位乘客在我後面的座位上說："天哪，他們把吉他扔出去了。

The band and I exchanged a look, best described as terror, at the action on the tarmac and knowing whose projectiles these would be.

我和樂隊交換了一個眼神，用 "驚恐 "來形容再恰當不過了。

So before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees who showed complete indifference towards me.

是以，在我離開芝加哥之前，我提醒了三名員工，但他們對我表現出了完全的冷漠。

United.

美國。

You broke my Taylor guitar.

你弄壞了我的泰勒吉他

United.

美國。

Some big help you are.

你們幫了大忙。

You broke it, you should fix it, your libel just admit it.

你把它弄壞了，你就應該修好它，你的誹謗就承認吧。

I should have flown with someone else or gone by car.

我應該和別人一起坐飛機或開車去的。

Cause United breaks guitars.

因為曼聯打破了吉他。

When we landed in Nebraska I confirmed what I suspected.

當我們在內布拉斯加州著陸時，我證實了自己的猜測。

Mike Taylor'd been the victim of a vicious act of malice and old hater.

邁克-泰勒是惡意和老仇人惡行的受害者。

So began a year-long saga, but past the buck don't ask me and I'm sorry sir, your claim can go nowhere.

於是，長達一年之久的傳奇故事就此拉開了帷幕，但過了這關就別再問我了，對不起，先生，你的索賠無果而終。

So do all the airline's people from New York to New Delhi, including kind Miss Earl Wig who says the final word from them is no.

從紐約到新德里的所有航空公司人員也是如此，包括和藹可親的厄爾-維格小姐，她說他們最後的決定是否定的。

I've heard all your excuses and I've chased your wild gooses, and this attitude of yours I say must go.

我聽過你所有的藉口，也追過你的野鵝，我說你的這種態度必須改變。

United.

美國。

You broke my Taylor guitar.

你弄壞了我的泰勒吉他

United.

美國。

United.

美國。

Some big help you are.

你們幫了大忙。

You broke it, you should fix it, your libel just admit it.

你把它弄壞了，你就應該修好它，你的誹謗就承認吧。

I should have flown with someone else or gone by car.

我應該和別人一起坐飛機或開車去的。

Cause United breaks guitars.

因為曼聯打破了吉他。

Well I won't say that I'll never fly with you again, cause maybe to save the world I probably would, but that most likely haven't.

我不會說我再也不會和你一起飛了，因為也許為了拯救世界，我會的，但很可能不會了。

And if it did I wouldn't bring my luggage, cause you'd just go and break it into a thousand pieces, just like you broke my heart.

如果是這樣，我就不帶行李了，因為你會把我的行李摔成無數碎片，就像你傷了我的心一樣。

When United breaks guitars.

當美聯航打破吉他。

United.

美國。

United.

美國。

You broke my Taylor guitar.

你弄壞了我的泰勒吉他

United.

美國。

United.

美國。

Some big help you are.

你們幫了大忙。

You broke it, you should fix it, your libel just admit it.

你把它弄壞了，你就應該修好它，你的誹謗就承認吧。

I should have flown with someone else or gone by car.

我應該和別人一起坐飛機或開車去的。

Cause United breaks guitars.

因為曼聯打破了吉他。

Yeah, United breaks guitars.

是啊，美聯航把吉他弄壞了。

Yeah, United breaks guitars.

是啊，美聯航把吉他弄壞了。

Yeah.

是啊