Oh, my God!

我的天啊

Hello, America.

你好，美國

I'm President Donald Trump.

我是唐納德-特朗普總統。

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

哈哈哈--哈哈哈--哈哈哈！

And I'm Vice President Mike.

我是副總統邁克

What's the matter, Mike?

怎麼了，邁克？

There are two beautiful women over there, and I don't know if I could do this without my wife being here.

那邊有兩個美女，如果我妻子不在，我不知道自己能不能做到。

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

哈哈哈--哈哈哈--哈哈哈！

Right. You know, I've got a question.

好吧我有個問題

Are these gongs from China?

這些銅鑼來自中國嗎？

Because I love China.

因為我愛中國。

I'm a huge...

我是一個巨大的...

Yeah.

是啊

He's saying...

他說

What?!

什麼？

I'm a huge fan of Chinese food.

我是中國菜的超級粉絲。

Orange chicken is my favorite.

橙色雞肉是我的最愛。

Uh, you know, they say you aren't what you eat,

呃，你知道，人們常說 "吃什麼，什麼就不是你"、

Mr. Orange Chicken.

橘子雞先生

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

哈哈哈--哈哈哈--哈哈哈！

No. Okay.

不 好吧

You're calling me an orange chicken.

你說我是橘子雞

Well, let me tell you, I just dropped the world's biggest bomb in that bathroom.

好吧，讓我告訴你，我剛剛在浴室裡扔下了世界上最大的炸彈。

Oh, that chocolate.

哦，巧克力

That's good. That's good chocolate.

真好吃巧克力真好吃

Mr. President, that was gross.

主席先生，太噁心了。

If we get gonged, all my followers on Twitter are gonna hear about it, and they're...

如果我們被打了，我在推特上的所有粉絲都會知道，他們...

You guys are wrong, and you're gonna get fired.

你們錯了，你們會被開除的。

You...

你...

Okay, enough of that.

好了，不說了。

I want to get a little serious.

我想認真一點。

TV shows are coming back to America, which equals jobs, jobs, jobs, okay?

電視節目正在迴歸美國，這就意味著工作、工作、工作，好嗎？

And you know what we're doing, Mike?

你知道我們在做什麼嗎，邁克？

We're making the gong show great again.

我們要讓鑼鼓表演再次精彩。

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

哈哈哈--哈哈哈--哈哈哈。

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

哈哈哈--哈哈哈--哈哈哈！

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

哈哈哈--哈哈哈--哈哈哈。

Let's remember, America first, gong show second.

讓我們牢記：美國第一，鑼聲第二。

Thank you, and good night.

謝謝，晚安。

Fantastic!

太棒了

That was great.

太棒了

Well done. Well done.

幹得好乾得好

Fantastic.

太棒了

Oh, my God. I loved it.

我的天啊我愛死它了

The only thought I had is that your hands are a bit big, don't you think? A bit big.

我唯一的想法就是你的手有點大，你不覺得嗎？有點大

Yeah. Judges, Priyanka, what are your thoughts?

是啊評審們，普里揚卡，你們有什麼想法？

This was so funny and so entertaining.

這太有趣了，太有娛樂性了。

I was a little unsure about the pronunciation of a few words.

我對一些單詞的發音有些不確定。

Well, you're from another country, so it's...

你來自另一個國家，所以...

I'm pretty sure they say the same thing in my country, too.

我敢肯定，在我的國家，他們也是這麼說的。

Yeah, we heard China, and then...

是的，我們聽到了中國的聲音，然後......

China. ...then it's China.

中國。......那就是中國。

But for a moment, we looked at each other, and it was...

但有那麼一瞬間，我們看著對方，那是...

Yeah.

是啊

It's a good thing it's on at 10-15, but my score already is off the charts.

好在是 10-15 分，但我的分數已經高得離譜了。

Yes. 10. Fantastic.

是的，10。太棒了

10. Very good.

10.非常好。

10!

10!

Come on.

來吧

10! Fantastic.

10!太棒了