Uh, you want to check something out?

你想去看看嗎？

Sure.

當然。

Okay, um, hold on, sorry, I'm a little nervous.

好吧 等等 抱歉 我有點緊張

Yes!

是的！

Thanks.

謝謝。

Just launched those stairs.

只需啟動這些樓梯。

Um, do you guys happen to know where the, like, the library is?

你們知道圖書館在哪裡嗎？

Uh, Levi's over there.

李維在那邊

Okay.

好的

Did you really just do that?

你剛才真的那麼做了嗎？

Yeah, I did.

是的

You're a loser, bro.

你是個失敗者，兄弟。

That was cool, huh?

很酷吧？

Hey, shut up.

嘿，閉嘴

What?

什麼？

Are you f***ing kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

The guy's a loser.

這傢伙是個失敗者。

Are you f***ing kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

Do not talk to people like that.

不要這樣跟人說話。

Why?

為什麼？

Did you see what he did?

你看到他做了什麼嗎？

He is f***ing cool.

他太酷了

Do not talk to people like that.

不要這樣跟人說話。

He's a loser.

他是個失敗者

He's doing Heelys.

他在玩Heelys

You're a f***ing douche.

你就是個傻逼。

That's like second grade.

這就像二年級。

Can you walk away?

你能走開嗎？

I just Heely'd like seven stairs.

我只是喜歡七級臺階。

Seriously, please walk away.

說真的，請你走開。

That's like second grade shit.

這簡直就是二年級的屁話。

You are such a loser to think that you can make fun of people like that.

你真是個失敗者，竟然認為自己可以這樣取笑別人。

Um, do you know where, like, the Starbucks is?

你知道星巴克在哪兒嗎？

Okay.

好的

The Starbucks.

星巴克

Hold up.

等一下

One second.

一秒鐘

Not weird.

不奇怪

Dude, what are you wearing?

老兄，你穿的是什麼？

You look like such a f***ing loser.

你看起來就像個失敗者。

Ouch.

哎喲

I don't like that.

我不喜歡這樣。

We're not a dread.

我們並不可怕。

Hey, hey, whoa.

嘿 嘿 哇

You're even talking to this guy?

你還跟這傢伙說話？

Dude, are you even talking to this guy right now?

老兄，你現在還在跟這傢伙說話嗎？

Don't make me swing, bro.

別逼我搖擺，兄弟

Don't make me swing, bro.

別逼我搖擺，兄弟

Just look at him.

看看他就知道了。

Stop it.

別說了

What's wrong with him?

他怎麼了？

Look at the way he's dressed.

看看他的穿著。

You're lucky.

你很幸運。

You're lucky I don't hit you, bro.

我沒打你算你走運，兄弟。

Get a life.

過你自己的生活吧

Thanks.

謝謝。

Thanks, my dude.

謝謝你，老兄。

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Cheb.

Cheb.

Cheb?

切布？

Yeah.

是啊

I'm Cheb.

我是切布

I'm a f***ing d***.

我是個混蛋

Yeah, right.

是啊，沒錯。

You have a d-word.

你有一個 D 字。

Yeah.

是啊

Okay.

好的

You could have the heart.

你可以擁有愛心。

Yeah.

是啊

Thank you.

謝謝。

Have a good one.

祝你愉快

Bye.

再見。

Do you happen to know where the library is?

你知道圖書館在哪裡嗎？

Or like a Starbucks or something?

或者像星巴克之類的？

This is the library.

這就是圖書館。

Okay.

好的

I drew this for you.

這是我為你畫的。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Yo, loser.

喲，失敗者。

She doesn't want to talk to you.

她不想和你說話。

Well, hey.

好吧，嘿嘿。

Get a life, bro.

過你自己的生活吧，兄弟。

I could draw another one in a second.

我馬上就能再畫一張。

It's okay.

沒關係。

Get a life, dude.

過你自己的生活吧，老兄。

I have a life.

我有自己的生活

I'm living right now.

我現在就生活在這裡。

You better not give her...

你最好不要給她...

Dang it.

該死

The bad guys always win.

壞人總是贏家。

Hey.

嘿。

Oh, I know.

哦，我知道。

Right.

對

Can I show you something real quick?

我能給你看樣東西嗎？

Uh, alright.

好吧

Hold on.

等一下

Watch this.

看這個

Yes!

是的！

Cool.

酷斃了

Sick.

生病了

Do you guys happen to know where the...

你們知道...

I'm feeling sleepy.

我想睡覺

Coffee or anything like that?

咖啡或類似的東西？

Hey, catch, man.

嘿，接住，夥計

Ouch.

哎喲

What a real sport, loser.

這才是真正的運動，失敗者。

Nice throw, buddy.

扔得好 夥計

Why'd you do that?

你為什麼這麼做？

What?

什麼？

Why'd you throw it at him?

你為什麼扔他？

Because he's a loser.

因為他是個失敗者

He has a yo-yo and he needs to learn how to play a real sport.

他有一個溜溜球，他需要學習如何進行真正的運動。

That's probably why I couldn't catch it.

這可能就是我沒能抓住它的原因。

He's doing what he wants to do.

他在做他想做的事。

Why are you picking on this guy?

你為什麼要找這個人的麻煩？

Because he needs to grow up.

因為他需要長大。

I am.

我就是

I'm grown up.

我長大了

Why are you bullying this guy?

你為什麼要欺負他？

He's like 24 and he has a yo-yo.

他大概 24 歲，有一個溜溜球。

Who cares?

誰在乎呢？

He can do what he wants.

他想做什麼就做什麼。

It's cool.

太酷了

I think he's a loser.

我覺得他是個失敗者。

I think you're an asshole, dude.

我覺得你是個混蛋，老兄。

Can I...

我能...

Do you know where a Starbucks is?

你知道星巴克在哪裡嗎？

Yeah, there's one if you go down there and to the right.

是的，往下走右邊就有一個。

Okay.

好的

Right by EBK, if you know where that is.

就在 EBK 旁邊，如果你知道在哪裡的話。

Yeah.

是啊

Is that really a yo-yo right now?

這真的是溜溜球嗎？

Yeah, check this out.

是的，看看這個。

Watch.

觀看。

Bro, you're a f***ing loser.

兄弟，你是個失敗者。

Okay, well...

好吧...

Oh, jeez.

天啊

Okay.

好的

It's pretty comfy down here anyway.

反正這裡也挺舒服的。

Jack!

傑克

Wow.

哇

Do you guys know where the Starbucks is?

你們知道星巴克在哪裡嗎？

Do you guys know how to do a triple flip brick on a skateboard?

你們知道如何在滑板上做三重翻轉磚塊嗎？

I can't do a single trick on a skateboard.

我連滑板上的一招一式都不會。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

I can only ride it.

我只能騎著它。

Can I try it real quick?

我能快點試試嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Cool.

酷斃了

Yes.

是的。

Yes.

是的。

Sweet.

甜美

Nailed it.

成功了

That was tight.

太緊了

Bro, what are you doing?

兄弟，你在幹什麼？

I was skateboarding.

我在玩滑板

Learn how to dress, douchebag.

學學怎麼穿衣服吧，蠢貨。

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Look at this guy.

看看這傢伙

Do you guys know him?

你們認識他嗎？

No, I just met him.

不，我剛認識他。

He's a skateboarder.

他是個滑板手。

Ouch, ouch, ouch.

哎喲，哎喲，哎喲。

You guys are losers, bro.

你們是失敗者，兄弟。

I can't see.

我看不見。

I don't care.

我不在乎

I can't see what's...

我看不出有什麼...

Ouch.

哎喲

Oh, shoot.

哦，該死

Thanks.

謝謝。

Bro, learn how to dress, dude.

兄弟，學學怎麼穿衣服吧。

You make our school look bad.

你讓我們學校很難看。

You're making our school look bad.

你在給我們學校抹黑。

I got it from Goodwill.

我從 Goodwill 買的。

Got it from Goodwill.

從 Goodwill 買的。

Loser.

輸家

You alright?

你還好嗎？

Yeah, I'm cool.

我沒事

Uh-oh.

啊哦

Can you do any tricks?

你會變魔術嗎？

I cannot.

我不能。

Okay.

好的

Cool.

酷斃了

Is everything okay?

一切都還好嗎？

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

He was being a D-I-C-K.

他是一個D-I-C-K。

Did your mom dress you?

你媽媽給你穿衣服了嗎？

Grandma dressed me.

奶奶給我穿衣服

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

You are such a little person.

你真是個小不點兒。

A little person.

一個小人

You have...

你有...

You are a ridiculous person.

你真是個可笑的人。

Look at him.

看看他

Look at him.

看看他

Please, please walk away.

請你走開，請你走開。

Do not listen to him.

不要聽他的。

Okay, thanks.

好的，謝謝。

Do you want a Pez for...

您是否想要一個用於...

No, I'm good, thank you.

不用了，謝謝。

Okay.

好吧

You're awesome.

你太棒了

That was so good.

太棒了

Holy shit.

我的媽呀

That was so good.

太棒了

We're hoping people, like, stick up for him.

我們希望人們能支持他。

And no one told me I'm like that.

沒有人告訴我我是這樣的人。

So, you're freaking awesome.

所以，你真是棒極了。

Okay.

好的

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

You...

你...

Holy shit.

我的媽呀

That was so good.

太棒了

All right, guys.

好了 夥計們

Thank you so much for watching the video.

非常感謝你們觀看視頻。

If you enjoyed, make sure you give it a big thumbs up.

如果您喜歡，請務必豎起大拇指。

Let's try to get 100,000 likes on this video.

讓我們努力讓這段視頻獲得 10 萬個贊吧。

Also, if you guys know someone that's being bullied, or if you see someone that's being bullied, please try to stick up for them like 90% of the people in this video did.

另外，如果你們知道有人被欺負，或者看到有人被欺負，請試著像視頻中 90% 的人那樣為他們出頭。

Shout out to those people.

向他們致敬

Thanks to Chirly's for helping out.

感謝 Chirly's 提供的幫助。

He has a YouTube channel.

他有一個 YouTube 頻道。

I'm going to link in the top of the description.

我將在說明的最上方添加鏈接。

Make sure you guys subscribe to him.

確保你們訂閱他的節目。

And until next time, this has been an episode of Big Doss TV.

下期節目再見，本期節目是 "大多斯電視"。

Peace, guys.

和平，夥計們。

Do you guys...

你們...

Do you guys know where the...

你們知道...

Where, like, the library is?

圖書館在哪裡？

Which one?

哪一個？

The one...

那個...

The Doh-

嘟

Dohiney?

Dohiney?

Bro, those girls don't want to talk to you.

兄弟，那些女孩不想和你說話。

Who?

誰？

They don't want to talk to you.

他們不想和你說話。

Leave them alone.

別管他們。

Okay.

好的

That's super rude.

太沒禮貌了