In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy.

在普通世界裡，萬聖節是孩子們穿上戲服討糖吃的日子。

In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

在 "女孩世界"，萬聖節是一年中唯一一個女孩可以穿得像個蕩婦，而其他女孩卻無話可說的夜晚。

The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.

硬核女孩只穿內衣和某種動物耳朵。

Doesn't she look great, honey?

她看起來很棒吧，親愛的？

What are you?

你是什麼人？

I'm a mouse.

我是一隻老鼠

Duh.

咄。

Unfortunately, no one told me about the slut rule.

不幸的是，沒有人告訴我蕩婦規則。

So I showed up like this.

於是我就這樣出現了。

Hey!

嘿！

Goose!

鵝

Goose!

鵝

Hey!

嘿！

Why are you dressed so scary?

你怎麼穿得這麼嚇人？

It's Halloween.

萬聖節到了

Have you seen Jason?

你看到傑森了嗎？

You know who's looking fine tonight?

你知道今晚誰看起來不錯嗎？

Seth Mosikowski.

塞斯-莫西科夫斯基

Okay, you did not just say that.

好吧，你剛才不是這麼說的。

What?

什麼？

He's a good kisser.

他很會接吻

He is your cousin.

他是你的表弟

Yeah, but he's my first cousin.

是的，但他是我的嫡親表弟。

Right.

對

So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins.

所以你有你的表親，然後你有你的嫡親表親，然後你有你的庶親表親。

No, honey.

不，親愛的

That's not right, is it?

這是不對的，對嗎？

That is so not right.

這太不對了。

Hey!

嘿！

Hmm?

嗯？

You made it.

你成功了

And you are... a zombie bride.

而你是......殭屍新娘。

An ex-wife.

前妻

Love it.

我喜歡

Can I get you something to drink?

要喝點什麼嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Be right back.

馬上回來

Kieran, stop it.

基蘭 別說了

Don't, Kieran.

別這樣，基蘭

Hey, Seth!

嘿，塞思

Hey.

嘿。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Didn't anybody tell you?

沒人告訴你嗎？

You were supposed to wear a costume.

你應該穿上戲服。

Shut up.

閉嘴

I need to talk to you.

我要和你談談

You know that girl, Katie?

你認識那個女孩，凱蒂？

Yeah, she's cool.

是的，她很酷。

I invited her tonight.

我今晚邀請了她

Well, be careful, because she has a huge crush on you.

小心點，因為她對你很有好感。

Really?

真的嗎？

How do you know?

你怎麼知道？

Because she told me.

因為她告訴過我

She tells everybody.

她告訴大家

It's kind of cute, actually.

其實還挺可愛的。

She's like a little girl.

她就像個小女孩。

She, like, writes all over her notebook, Mrs. Erin Samuels.

她，就像，寫滿了她的筆記本，艾琳-薩繆爾斯夫人。

And she made this T-shirt that says, I heart Erin, and she wears it under all her clothes.

她做了一件T恤，上面寫著 "我愛艾琳"，她把它穿在所有衣服裡面。

Oh, come on.

得了吧

Well, who can blame her?

誰能責怪她呢？

I mean, you're gorgeous.

我是說，你美極了

And, okay, look, I'm not saying she's a stalker, but she saved this Kleenex you used, and she said she's gonna do some kind of African voodoo with it to make you like her.

好吧 我不是說她是個跟蹤狂 但她留著你用過的面巾紙 她說她會用它做某種非洲巫術 讓你喜歡她

What?

什麼？

This was it.

就是這樣。

Regina said she would talk to Erin for me, and now she was.

瑞金娜說她會幫我和艾琳談談，現在她正在談。

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend, so just promise me you won't make fun of her.

我知道她在社交方面有點遲鈍和怪異，但她是我的朋友，所以答應我不要取笑她。

Of course I'm not gonna make fun of her.

我當然不會取笑她。

How could Janice hate Regina?

珍妮絲怎麼會恨小蕾呢？

She was such a good... slut!

她真是個好......蕩婦！

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

You broke up with me.

你和我分手了

That's crazy.

太瘋狂了

Why would I break up with you?

我為什麼要和你分手？

You're so hot.

你真性感

Ah!

啊！

That's a scary mask, bro.

這面具真嚇人，兄弟。

I had never felt this feeling before.

我以前從未有過這種感覺。

I could hear my heartbeat in my ears.

我能聽到自己的心跳聲。

My stomach felt like it was going to fall out my butt.

我的肚子好像要從屁股裡掉出來一樣。

I had this lump in my throat like after you dry swallow a big pill.

我的喉嚨裡有個腫塊，就像幹吞了一大顆藥丸後一樣。

I hated Regina.

我討厭瑞金娜

I hated her.

我恨她

Ah!

啊！

She took him back.

她帶他回去了。

Regina took Erin back.

瑞金娜把艾琳抱了回來。

Oh, no, Catty.

哦，不，凱蒂。

Why would she do that?

她為什麼要這麼做？

Because she's a life-ruiner.

因為她是生活的破壞者。

She ruins people's lives.

她毀了人們的生活。

When we were 13, she made people sign this petition saying that Janice was...

我們13歲時，她讓人們在請願書上簽名，說珍妮絲...

Damien, please!

達米安 拜託

Look, she's not gonna get away with this again, okay?

聽著，她不會再逃脫懲罰了，好嗎？

We're gonna do something.

我們要做點什麼

We are?

我們？

Regina George is an evil dictator.

Regina George 是個邪惡的獨裁者。

How do you overthrow a dictator?

如何推翻獨裁者？

You cut off her resources.

你切斷了她的資源。

Regina would be nothing without her high-status man-candy... technically good physique... and ignorant band of loyal followers.

如果沒有地位顯赫的男人......技術精湛的體格......和一群無知的忠實追隨者，小蕾就什麼都不是。

Now, Catty, if we want this to work, you are gonna have to keep hanging out with them like nothing is wrong.

凱蒂，如果我們想成功 你就得繼續和他們混在一起 就像什麼事都沒發生一樣

Can you do it?

你能做到嗎？

I can do it.

我能做到

Okay, let's rock this bitch.

好吧，讓我們搖滾這個婊子。