I think I'm gonna try green tea mixed with lemon zinger.

我想我要試試綠茶混合檸檬汁。

Two teabags in one cup?

一杯裡放兩個茶包？

You're not at a rave.

你不是在狂歡

So, listen Sheldon, I was thinking, since this is gonna be our first Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend, I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couple's costume.

聽著 Sheldon 我在想 既然這是我們第一次 以男女朋友的身份參加萬聖節派對 我覺得我們穿情侶裝去可能會很有趣

I couldn't agree more.

我完全同意。

Really?

真的嗎？

I find that inconsistent with everything I know about you.

我覺得這與我對你的瞭解不符。

On the contrary, couples' costumes are one of the few benefits of being in a relationship. Now, imagine this.

相反，情侶裝是戀愛中為數不多的好處之一。現在，請想象一下

You and I, entering Stuart's party, and all eyes turn to see America's most beloved and glamorous couple.

你和我，走進斯圖爾特的派對，所有人的目光都投向這對美國最受歡迎、最迷人的情侶。

Yeah?

是嗎？

R2-D2 and C-3PO.

R2-D2 和 C-3PO。

Dibs on 3PO. Sheldon, when I said couples' costume, I meant like Romeo and Juliet or Cinderella and Prince Charming, not two robots from some silly movie I don't even like.

我選3PO謝爾頓，我說的情侶裝是指羅密歐與朱麗葉或者灰姑娘與白馬王子，而不是我根本不喜歡的傻電影裡的兩個機器人。

Okay.

好的

Now I'm gonna let that slide because I know you're hopped up on teabags.

現在我就不追究了，因為我知道你在喝茶。

I make compromises for you all the time.

我一直在為你妥協。

Just this once, can't we find something that we're both happy with?

就這一次，我們就不能找點雙方都滿意的事嗎？

Fine.

很好

How about one of the most beguiling and influential couples of the 20th century?

20 世紀最迷人、最具影響力的一對佳偶如何？

Hewlett and Packard.

惠利特和普克德(惠普公司的創辦人)

Dibs on Hewlett. What, you want to be Hewlett?

我選惠利特，怎樣，你是想當惠利特喔？

What if we were to go as dinner table favorites Salt and Pepper?

如果我們要扮演餐桌上的寵兒 "鹽和胡椒 "呢？

You know Salt makes me retain water and my cousin William was ground to death in a pepper factory accident.

要知道，鹽會讓我體內積水，而我的堂兄威廉就是在一次胡椒廠事故中被碾死的。

What about Raggedy Ann and Andy?

布娃娃和安迪》怎麼樣？

I loved them growing up.

我從小就喜歡它們。

No, I don't think so.

不，我不這麼認為。

Those dolls represent three things I do not care for.

這些娃娃代表了我不喜歡的三種東西。

Clowns, children, and raggediness.

小丑、孩子和襤褸。

I think it's a lost cause. No.

我認為這是一個失敗的事業。不

There are certain things that say to the world, "I have a boyfriend and he's not made up." Matching costumes, hickeys, and sex tapes.

有些東西會告訴世人 "我有男朋友了，而且他沒有化妝"搭配服裝 吻痕和性愛錄像帶

Pick one.

選一個

What's a hickey?

什麼是吻痕？

Sheldon, get in here.

Sheldon 快進來

I should have picked hickey. Hey, look at you guys.

我應該選 "吻痕 "的嘿，看看你們

I'm Raggedy Ann and he's Raggedy C-3PO.

我是布娃娃安，他是布娃娃 C-3PO。

It was a compromise.

這是一種妥協。

I lost.

我輸了