Hi.

你好。

Wait, you're supposed to wear a costume.

等等，你應該穿上戲服。

I am.

我就是

I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it because soon she won't be able to fit into it.

我是一個女人，她花了很多錢買了一件衣服，她想穿上它，因為很快她就穿不下了。

Oh, I'm Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when you're too big for it.

哦，我是貓女，當你穿不下的時候，我想借你的裙子穿穿。

Okay.

好的

Trick or treat!

不給糖就搗蛋

Oh, oh, can I give out the candy?

哦，哦，我能發糖嗎？

I really want to be with the kids right now.

我現在真的很想和孩子們在一起。

You know, ever since I got pregnant,

你知道，自從我懷孕後、

I have the strongest maternal instincts.

我有最強烈的母性本能。

Trick or treat!

不給糖就搗蛋

Just a minute!

稍等一下

Ooh.

哦

Look at you guys.

看看你們

Wow.

哇

You are a very scary witch.

你是個非常可怕的女巫

Thank you.

謝謝。

And you are a very funny clown.

你是一個非常有趣的小丑。

Thank you.

謝謝。

And you are so in style right now.

你現在可真時髦。

You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this, like, equestrian theme going on.

我在拉爾夫-勞倫公司工作，整個秋季系列都以馬術為主題。

I don't suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue.

我想你沒看過英國《時尚》雜誌的封面吧？

Can I just have the candy?

我能吃糖嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Sure.

當然。

Ah, Catwoman.

啊，貓女。

So we meet again.

我們又見面了。

So we do, Supergirl.

是的，超女

It's me, Phoebe.

是我，菲比

Monica, can I talk to you for a second?

莫妮卡，我能和你談談嗎？

Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume.

聽著，我很感激你幫我弄到這套服裝

Oh, you did this to him?

哦，是你把他弄成這樣的？

What?

什麼？

I thought he'd love it.

我想他會喜歡的。

His favorite kid's book was The Velveteen Rabbit.

他最喜歡的兒童讀物是《天鵝絨兔子》。

The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white.

天鵝絨兔子是棕色和白色的。

Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.

要麼是粉色兔子，要麼就根本沒有兔子。

No bunny at all.

根本沒有兔子。

Always no bunny at all.

總是沒有小兔子。

Hey.

嘿。

You didn't dress up either.

你也沒打扮

Yes, I did.

是的，我做了。

I'm Chandler.

我是錢德勒

Dude, what happened?

老兄，怎麼了？

How is that me?

這怎麼會是我？

Okay.

好的

I'm Chandler.

我是錢德勒

Rawr!

Rawr！

Oh, that is so you!

哦，這就是你！

When have I ever done that?

我什麼時候這麼做過？

When have I ever done that?

我什麼時候這麼做過？

Rawr!

Rawr！

Trick or treat.

不給糖就搗蛋

Oh.

哦。

Oh, well, you're just the prettiest ballerina I've ever seen.

哦，你是我見過的最漂亮的芭蕾舞演員。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Oh, wow.

哦，哇

That deserves another piece of candy.

這值得再吃一塊糖。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Well, I have to say that earns two two pieces of candy.

好吧，我不得不說，這讓我得到了兩塊糖。

I love you.

我愛你

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh, honey, here.

哦，親愛的，給你

Take it all.

全部帶走。

Monica, we need more candy.

莫妮卡，我們需要更多的糖果。

What?

什麼？

There's only been, like, four kids.

好像只有四個孩子。

Yeah, I know.

是的，我知道。

But one of them just said that she loved me, so I just gave her everything.

但其中一個說她愛我，所以我就把一切都給了她。

No wonder you're pregnant.

難怪你會懷孕

Hey.

嘿。

Hey.

嘿。

What are you supposed to be?

你應該是什麼？

Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?

還記得俄羅斯的人造衛星 "人造地球衛星 "嗎？

Well, I'm a potato.

我是個洋芋

Or a spud.

或者洋芋

And these are my antennae.

這些就是我的觸角。

Sputnik becomes...

人造衛星成為...

Spudnik.

Spudnik.

Spudnik.

Spudnik.

Wow, I don't have the worst costume anymore.

哇，我的服裝不再是最糟糕的了。

Hey, Ross came as Doody.

嘿，羅斯扮成杜迪來了。

No, I'm not Doody.

不 我不是杜迪

No, Space Doody.

不，太空杜迪

I'll be there for you.

我會支持你的

I'll be there for you, too.

我也會支持你的。