I'm a scary black cat.

我是一隻可怕的黑貓

The only person that costume scares is me.

唯一會被服裝嚇到的人就是我。

Go change it.

去換掉它。

To what?

為了什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

One of your old costumes. Honey, trust me.

你的一件舊戲服親愛的，相信我

I am sparing you an entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.

我可不想讓你一整天都被別人問舌頭是不是很粗糙。

Ew. Yellow.

Ew.黃

What the hell is that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

What?

什麼？

You told me to put on an old costume, not from when you were eight.

你讓我穿上一件舊衣服，不是你八歲時的。

Are you trying to get candy or Japanese businessmen?

你是想買糖果還是日本商人？

Change it.

改變它。

Go. Okay.

走吧好的

Mom, you cannot have a problem with this.

媽媽，你不能有這樣的問題。

I'm Mother Teresa.

我是特蕾莎修女

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

What?

什麼？

I'm her back when she was hot. I will pay you $10 to go put on more clothes.

我是她年輕時的樣子我會付你 10 美元，讓你去多穿點衣服。

Bet it's the first time you ever heard that one.

我打賭你是第一次聽到這句話。

Okay. You know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

Here we go.

開始了

Let's just cover you up.

把你蓋起來吧

Alright.

好吧。

Now, I just want to run through this really quick with everybody.

現在，我只想和大家快速討論一下這個問題。