I'm going to be finding out how a random crew would react to a new member being what they thought was a noob, but instead turned out to be an impenetrable fortress of chaos and destruction.

我將瞭解一個隨機船員對新成員的反應，他們以為新成員是個新手，結果卻是一個堅不可摧的混亂和破壞堡壘。

Uh, but first things first, I need to change up my disguise.

首先，我需要改變我的偽裝。

Let's change my username to, let's just do, um, RIP Gungnam Style 1.

把我的用戶名改成 "RIP Gungnam Style 1 "吧。

How's that inappropriate?

這有什麼不合適的？

All right.

好的

Red underscore phantom tags.

紅色下劃線幽靈標籤。

All right.

好的

We're red phantom tags.

我們是紅色幽靈標籤。

All right.

好的

Let's put together our outfits.

讓我們來搭配一下服裝。

All right.

好的

We're all ready.

我們都準備好了

Got some bling on, got a pumpkin head for Halloween, got some drinks for phantom tags to people.

在萬聖節時買了一個南瓜頭，還買了一些飲料，用來給別人貼幻影標籤。

We just look clean overall.

我們整體看起來很乾淨。

All right.

好的

The first seat.

第一個座位

This chat looks kind of active.

這個聊天室看起來挺活躍的。

Anyone have a crew I can join please?

誰有我可以加入的團隊？

This guy's not on a crew.

這傢伙不是機組人員

This guy's not on a crew.

這傢伙不是機組人員

How about this guy?

這個人怎麼樣？

He's not.

他沒有。

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

哦，等等，等等，等等。

What is that?

那是什麼？

Oh, that's the Marine rank.

哦，那是海軍陸戰隊的軍銜。

No one in this server is in a crew.

在這個服務器中，沒有人是一個團隊的。

What the heck?

搞什麼鬼？

Honestly, I don't know why I decided to check in the first seat first.

老實說，我也不知道自己為什麼會決定先辦理第一個座位的登機手續。

I need to go to the second seat where there's more people that are like really engaged with the game.

我需要去第二個座位，那裡有更多的人真正投入到遊戲中。

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

All right.

好的

Now we're in the second seat.

現在我們在第二個座位。

Let's see if we can find anyone with a crew.

看看能不能找到有船員的人。

Ah, look at this guy.

啊，看看這傢伙。

Zorro Fearless.

佐羅無畏

Dog, I know you don't have Buddha.

狗狗，我知道你沒有佛祖。

Yo, why is this guy greening for?

喲，這傢伙為什麼要綠化？

How about you?

你呢？

No.

不

This guy, no.

這傢伙，沒有。

No one's in a crew these days?

最近沒有人在劇組嗎？

Oh, wait.

哦，等等

We have no mercy and blood drop.

我們沒有憐憫和血腥。

How edgy are you?

你有多前衛？

Anyone in a crew I can join?

有我可以加入的船員嗎？

I'm looking at you, blood drop.

我在看著你，血滴。

I know you've read my message.

我知道你讀過我的留言。

Oh, I was like, you don't see me.

哦，我當時想，你沒看到我。

Look.

你看

Yeah, look at you turning.

是啊，看你轉的。

Trading shadow for Buddha.

以影換佛

Really?

真的嗎？

I have a Buddha?

我有一尊佛？

Hold on.

等一下

That's a great trade.

這是一筆很好的交易。

Can I join your crew?

我能加入你們嗎？

Zorro Fearless.

佐羅無畏

Whatever that means.

不管這意味著什麼。

Ah, blood drop said, I'm not the captain of my crew, unfortunately.

啊，血滴說，很遺憾，我不是我的船員的船長。

Oh, I forgot.

哦，我忘了。

They got to be the captain too.

他們也可以當隊長。

Oh, that makes way more sense.

哦，這樣就說得通了。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

No one?

沒有人？

All right.

好的

New server.

新服務器。

Anyone in a crew I can join?

有我可以加入的船員嗎？

That guy's not.

那傢伙不是。

Oh, this guy's in a crew.

哦，這傢伙在一個劇組。

King's crew.

國王的船員

How about this guy?

這個人怎麼樣？

Dead sharks.

死鯊魚

That one has no name.

那個人沒有名字。

I don't know how he did that.

我不知道他是怎麼做到的。

Oh, no, no, no.

哦，不，不，不

Wait.

等等。

All right.

好的

We're back into the server.

我們又回到服務器了。

Kai said, what's your level?

凱說，你的水準如何？

I know a glitch to level fast.

我知道一個快速升級的小竅門。

Okay.

好的

Okay.

好的

You want to hear my genius plan?

想聽聽我的天才計劃嗎？

Look at this.

看看這個。

Do you see this?

你看到了嗎？

112 million XP out of 26 million.

2600 萬 XP 中的 1.12 億 XP。

That means if I kill an NPC right now, I'm going to level up however many times.

也就是說，如果我現在殺了一個 NPC，我就會提升多少級。

Here's my plan.

我的計劃是這樣的

I'm going to kill an NPC pretending to do some glitch and level up a bunch of times and pretend

我要去殺一個 NPC，假裝做一些小動作，然後升很多級，然後假裝

I got to max level.

我達到了最高級別。

Kai, where are you at?

凱，你在哪裡？

Oh, there he is.

哦，他來了。

King of the pirates.

海盜之王

Look at that.

看看這個。

Okay then.

那好吧

Let me try the glitch.

讓我試試這個故障。

I saw it on a video.

我在視頻上看到過。

All right.

好的

I'm going to pretend, do something like some kind of ritual, roll through the fruit markets, see what's in stock.

我要假裝做某種儀式，逛逛水果市場，看看有什麼貨。

Everything's out of stock.

所有東西都賣完了。

Holy crap.

我的媽呀

What the?

怎麼了？

This is the worst stock ever.

這是有史以來最糟糕的股票。

Every common fruit is in the stock right now.

現在，每種常見水果都有庫存。

Nothing else.

沒了

That's disgusting.

太噁心了

He's looking at me.

他在看著我。

He's like wondering what my glitch is.

他想知道我有什麼毛病。

Wait, wait, wait.

等等，等等，等等。

I got to hide my dragon talent equip.

我得把我的龍天賦裝備藏起來。

He's probably so confused.

他可能很困惑。

Hopefully he didn't see that.

希望他沒看到。

Okay.

好的

I just swapped to combat because it's the quickest one I could think of.

我只是換成了戰鬥，因為這是我能想到的最快的辦法。

First, you got to do some things, then reroll your race.

首先，你要做一些事情，然後重新滾動你的種族。

Oh, first try.

哦，第一次嘗試。

I got it.

我知道了

I activated the rabbit race.

我啟動了兔子競賽。

Now I activate V3 and then I hold a button and kill an NPC.

現在我啟動 V3，然後按住一個按鈕，殺死一個 NPC。

Watch.

觀看。

I'm invited?

我被邀請了？

Yeah, bro.

是啊，兄弟。

Let me show you my cool glitch first.

讓我先給你展示一下我的酷炫特技吧。

I want to see if this level glitch works.

我想看看這個關卡故障是否有效。

All right.

好的

Let's kill this NPC over here.

殺了這個 NPC。

Yeah, buddy.

是啊 夥計

Come here.

過來

You got to just kill this guy.

你得殺了這傢伙

Hopefully we don't die and embarrass ourselves.

希望我們不會死，也不會讓自己難堪。

Wait.

等等。

We're actually dying.

我們真的快死了。

And then boom.

然後砰的一聲

Look, we're leveling up.

聽著，我們正在升級

Ah, look at that.

啊，看看這個。

I'm max level now.

我現在是最高級別了。

Wait, let me put in my stat points.

等等，讓我輸入我的統計點數。

All right.

好的

Let's just pretend.

讓我們假裝一下。

Yada, yada, yada, dee.

呀，呀，呀，迪。

You said nice?

你說不錯？

That's all you got to say?

你就想說這些？

Huh?

啊？

You think this is another typical Tuesday?

你以為這又是一個典型的星期二嗎？

He's like, oh yeah, I've done that before.

他說，哦，是的，我以前做過。

I've invited you?

我邀請了你？

Bro.

兄弟

I just showed you the most immaculate glitch and known to ever...

我剛剛給你們展示了有史以來最完美無瑕的故障和已知的...

Okay, whatever.

好吧，隨便

All right.

好的

I'm in your crew.

我是你的船員

I'm level 255.

我現在 255 級。

Or what is it?

還是什麼？

2,550.

2,550.

All right.

好的

We're now in a crew.

我們現在在一個機組裡。

Sweet.

甜美

Let's do a PVP round.

讓我們來一輪 PVP。

Okay.

好的

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

I like this.

我喜歡這樣。

Or no.

或者沒有。

Okay.

好的

But I don't have a lot of stuff.

但我的東西不多。

I'll only use a weak build and only stuff you have.

我只用你的薄弱環節，只用你有的東西。

Okay.

好的

Okay.

好的

All right.

好的