But if I was, it's like, okay, I'm ready.

但如果是我，就會覺得，好吧，我準備好了。

Where is she?

她在哪裡？

And there she was.

她就在那裡。

It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, see that girl?

就像老電影裡的情節一樣，水手看到擁擠的舞池對面的女孩，轉過身對他的夥伴說，看到那個女孩了嗎？

I'm gonna marry her someday.

總有一天我會娶她的

Hey Barney, see that girl?

嘿，巴尼，看到那個女孩了嗎？

Oh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty.

哦，對了，你知道她喜歡髒兮兮的。

Go say hi.

去打個招呼。

I can't just go say hi.

我不能只是去打個招呼。

I need a plan.

我需要一個計劃。

I'm gonna wait until she goes to the bathroom and strategically place myself by the jukebox.

我要等她去洗手間 然後戰略性地把自己放在點唱機旁邊

Hi, have you met Ted?

嗨，你見過特德嗎？

Hi.

你好。

Let me guess.

讓我猜猜

Ted.

泰德

So what do you do?

那你該怎麼辦？

I'm a reporter for Metro News One.

我是都市新聞一臺的記者。

Well, kind of a reporter.

嗯，算是個記者吧。

I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news, you know, like, um, Monk, you can play the ukulele.

我在新聞的最後會說一些無聊的小段子 比如蒙克 你會彈四絃琴吧

I'm hoping to get some bigger stories soon.

我希望很快能有更大的報道。

Bigger like a gorilla with an upright base?

大得像一隻直立底座的大猩猩？

Sorry, you're really pretty.

對不起，你真的很漂亮。

Oh, your friends don't seem too happy.

哦，你的朋友們似乎不太開心。

Yeah, see the one in the middle just got dumped by her boyfriend, so tonight, every guy is the enemy.

是啊，中間那個剛被男朋友甩了，所以今晚，每個男人都是敵人。

You know, if it don't make your friend feel better, you can throw a drink in my face.

你知道，如果這不能讓你的朋友好受些，你可以把酒潑到我臉上。

I don't mind.

我不介意。

She would love that.

她會喜歡的。

It does look fun in the movies.

電影裡看起來確實很有趣。

Hey, you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night?

嘿，週六晚上想和我共進晚餐嗎？

I can't.

我做不到

I'm going to Orlando for a week on Friday.

我週五要去奧蘭多待一週。

Some guy's attempting to make the world's biggest pancake.

有人正在嘗試製作世界上最大的煎餅。

Guess who's covering it?

猜猜誰在報道？

That's gonna take a week?

這要花一週時間？

Yeah, he's gonna eat it too.

是啊，他也會吃的。

It's another record.

這是另一項紀錄。

Hey, what's taking so long?

嘿，怎麼這麼久？

Uh, I know this is a long shot, but how about tomorrow night?

呃，我知道機會渺茫，但明晚如何？

Yeah, what the hell?

是啊，搞什麼鬼？

Jerk!

笨蛋

That was fun.

真有趣

D...

D...

Wait for it.

等著瞧吧

Nied!

尼德

Denied!

駁回！

We're going out tomorrow night.

我們明晚出去。

We're going out tomorrow night.

我們明晚出去。