May I have your attention, please?

請大家注意

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

請真正的 Slim Shady 站起來好嗎？

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

我再說一遍，請真正的 Slim Shady 站起來好嗎？

We're gonna have a problem here.

我們會有麻煩的

Y'all act like you've never seen a white person before

你們就像從沒見過白人一樣

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

下巴全掉在地上，就像帕姆像湯米剛進門一樣

And started whooping her ass worse than before

然後開始在她屁股上呼呼大睡

They first were divorced, sewing her over furniture

他們先是離婚，為她縫補傢俱

It's the return of the- aw, wait, no, wait, you're kidding

這是 "嗷，等等，不，等等，你在開玩笑吧 "的迴歸。

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?

他說的話和我想的不一樣吧？

And Dr. Dre says, nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement

德瑞博士說，沒什麼，你們這些白痴，德瑞博士死了，他被鎖在我的地下室裡

Feminist women love Eminem

女權主義女性喜愛阿姆

Ticka, ticka, ticka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

Ticka, ticka, ticka, Slim Shady, 我受夠他了

Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what

看看他，走來走去，抓著自己的小弟弟

Flippin' a you-know-who

你知道嗎？

Yeah, but he's so cute though

是啊，但他太可愛了

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

是啊，我的腦袋裡可能有幾個螺絲鬆了

But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

但不會比你們父母臥室裡的情況更糟

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

有時我想上電視，放縱自己

But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

但不能，但湯姆-格林駝一頭死麋鹿很酷

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

我的屁股在你的嘴脣上，我的屁股在你的嘴脣上

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

如果我幸運的話，你可能會給它一個小小的吻

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

這就是我們向孩子們傳遞的資訊

And expect them not to know what a woman's ass is

還指望他們不知道什麼是女人的屁股

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

他們當然知道什麼是性交

By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel

到了四年級，他們就能收看探索頻道的節目了

Don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals

不是嗎？我們只是哺乳動物

Well, some of us cannibals who spit other people open like cantaloupes

好吧，我們中有些食人者會像吐哈密瓜一樣把別人吐開

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

但如果我們能駝背動物屍體和羚羊

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

那麼一個男人和另一個男人就沒有理由不私奔了

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

但如果你有我這樣的感覺，我有解藥

Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

女人們，揮動你們的褲襪，唱起合唱，歌聲響起

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

我是史林-黑幕，是的，我是真正的黑幕

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你們這些 "斯利姆-沙迪 "只是在模仿

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?

所以，真正的斯利姆-沙迪（Slim Shady）就不能站起來嗎？

Please stand up, please stand up

請站起來，請站起來

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

因為我是史林-黑幕，是的，我是真正的黑幕

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你們這些 "斯利姆-沙迪 "只是在模仿

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?

所以，真正的斯利姆-沙迪（Slim Shady）就不能站起來嗎？

Please stand up, please stand up

請站起來，請站起來

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

威爾-史密斯不用在說唱中罵人就能賣唱片

Well, I do, so f*** him and f*** you too

我是這麼想的，所以去他的，也去你的

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

你以為我在乎格萊美獎嗎？

Half of you critics can't even stomach you, let alone stand me

你們這些批評家有一半連自己都吃不消，更別說忍受我了

But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?

但是斯琳，如果你贏了呢？那不是很奇怪嗎？

Why? You guys can just lie to get me here

為什麼？你們可以撒謊把我弄到這裡來

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

所以你可以讓我坐在小甜甜布蘭妮-斯皮爾斯旁邊

Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

克里斯蒂娜-阿奎萊拉最好給我換把椅子

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

這樣我就能坐在卡森-戴利和弗雷德-德斯特旁邊了

And hear him argue over who she gave s*** to first

聽他爭論她先給了誰****

Little p***y put me on blast on MTV

小混蛋讓我在 MTV 上大放異彩

Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim

是的，他很可愛，但我覺得他已經和金結婚了

I should download her audio on MP3

我應該下載她的 MP3 音頻

And show the whole world how you gave him an M***

向全世界展示你是如何給了他一個 M***

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

我受夠了你們這些小女生和小男生組合

All you do is annoy me

你只會惹惱我

So I have been sitting here to destroy you

所以我一直坐在這裡摧毀你

And there's a million of us just like me

有無數像我一樣的人

Who cussed like me

誰像我一樣罵人

Who just don't give a p*** like me

像我這樣不屑一顧的人

Who dress like me

誰穿得像我

Walk, talk, and act like me

像我一樣走路、說話和行動

It just might be the next best thing

它可能是下一個最佳選擇

But not quite me

但不完全是我

Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

因為我是史林-黑幕，是的，我是真正的黑幕

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你們這些 "斯利姆-沙迪 "只是在模仿

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

所以，真正的 Slim Shady 就不能站起來嗎？

Please stand up, please stand up

請站起來，請站起來

Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

因為我是史林-黑幕，是的，我是真正的黑幕

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你們這些 "斯利姆-沙迪 "只是在模仿

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

所以，真正的 Slim Shady 就不能站起來嗎？

Please stand up, please stand up

請站起來，請站起來

I'm like a Head Trip to listen to

我就像在聽一場 "頭腦之旅

Cuz I'm only giving you things you joke about

因為我只給你開玩笑的東西

With your friends inside your living room

與朋友在客廳裡

The only difference is I got the balls

唯一的區別是我有膽量

To say it in front of y'all

在你們面前說

And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coated at all

我一點都不虛偽，也不糖衣炮彈

I just get on a mic and spit it

我只是在麥克風上說說而已

And whether you like to admit it

無論你是否願意承認

I just s*** better than 90% of you rappers outkin'

我比你們 90% 的說唱歌手都強

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums

那你就會想，孩子們怎麼能吃得下這些專輯呢？

Like s*** is funny

就像****一樣有趣

Cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30

因為按照我現在的速度，當我 30 歲時

I'll be the only person in a nursing home flirty

我將是養老院裡唯一有情調的人

Pinch a nurse's asses when I'm s*** for jargons

當我不懂行話時，捏護士的屁股

And I'm jerking

我在抽搐

But this whole back of a hacker isn't working

但黑客的整個背影並不起作用

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking

每個人都是潛伏的 "黑幕"。

He could be working at Burger King

他可能在漢堡王工作

Spitting on your onion rings

在洋蔥圈上吐口水

Or in the parking lot circling

或在停車場盤旋

Screaming I don't give a f***

尖叫著我才不在乎呢

With his windows down and his system up

放下車窗，打開系統

So will the real Shady please stand up

請真正的黑幕站起來

And put one of those fingers on each hand up

並將其中的一根手指分別放在兩隻手上

And be proud to be out of your mind

為失去理智而自豪

And out of control

失控

And one more time, loud as you can

再大聲喊一次

How does it go?

情況如何？

I'm Slim Shady

我是史林-黑幕

Yes, I'm the real Shady

是的，我是真正的黑幕

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你們這些 "斯利姆-沙迪 "只是在模仿

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

所以，真正的 Slim Shady 就不能站起來嗎？

Please stand up, please stand up

請站起來，請站起來

Cuz I'm Slim Shady

因為我是史林-黑幕

Yes, I'm the real Shady

是的，我是真正的黑幕

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你們這些 "斯利姆-沙迪 "只是在模仿

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

所以，真正的 Slim Shady 就不能站起來嗎？

Please stand up, please stand up

請站起來，請站起來

Cuz I'm Slim Shady

因為我是史林-黑幕

Yes, I'm the real Shady

是的，我是真正的黑幕

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你們這些 "斯利姆-沙迪 "只是在模仿

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

所以，真正的 Slim Shady 就不能站起來嗎？

Please stand up, please stand up

請站起來，請站起來

Cuz I'm Slim Shady

因為我是史林-黑幕

Yes, I'm the real Shady

是的，我是真正的黑幕

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你們這些 "斯利姆-沙迪 "只是在模仿

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

所以，真正的 Slim Shady 就不能站起來嗎？

Please stand up, please stand up

請站起來，請站起來

Ah, Ha, ha

啊，哈，哈

Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

我想我們每個人心中都有一個 "黑幕"（Slim Shady）。

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦

Let's all stand up

讓我們全體起立

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦