That keeps happening.

這種情況一直在發生。

I'm going to have to sell my Malibu mansion's private jet.

我得賣掉我馬里布豪宅的私人飛機了。

One of my peasants, you better get something good for me.

我的一個農民，你最好給我弄點好東西。

Yes sir, we have a great idea coming for you today.

是的，先生，我們今天為您準備了一個好主意。

It's called Skibbity Toilet.

它的名字叫 Skibbity Toilet。

Come again?

再來嗎？

Oh yeah, I think it's going to be very popular, sir.

是的，我想它會很受歡迎的，先生。

It's already got a big fan base.

它已經擁有了一大批粉絲。

What in the Nickelodeon reject is this?

這到底是怎麼回事？

Did you just show me a PS2 glitch?

你剛才給我看的是 PS2 的故障嗎？

That was his last two brain cells fighting for third place.

那是他最後的兩個腦細胞在爭奪第三名。

Uh, which San Andreas mission is this?

這是哪個聖安地列斯任務？

It's got the artistic soul of a migraine.

它擁有偏頭痛的藝術靈魂。

Pac-Man had better graphics than this.

吃豆人 "的畫面都比這個好。

A toilet?

廁所？

I'm surprised Blender didn't crash itself.

我很驚訝 Blender 居然沒有自動崩潰。

My grade 2 art class had better art than this.

我二年級美術課上的美術作品都比這好。

Stop it, get some help.

別說了，去找人幫忙吧。

Who is...

誰是...

The...

......

You got the artistic talent of a pigeon.

你有鴿子般的藝術天賦。

I feel bad for the graphics card that had to render that.

我真為要渲染這些畫面的顯卡感到難過。

I have to burn the screen now.

我現在必須把螢幕燒掉。

That's what you made me do.

這是你逼我做的

Why would you do this to me?

你為什麼要這樣對我？

I will quit my job if this gets more than 10 views.

如果瀏覽量超過 10 次，我就辭職不幹了。

That is the greatest piece of art I've ever seen.

這是我見過的最偉大的藝術作品。

He's speaking the language of God.

他說的是上帝的語言。

Megamind.

超級大壞蛋

Skippy D.

Skippy D.

Wiser words have never been spoken.

沒有比這更明智的話了。

A masterpiece of timeless artistry.

永恆的藝術傑作

Such depth and genius in the character design.

人物設計如此有深度和天才。

A camera for a head, it is a metaphor for how we watch the world.

它是一個頭部攝影機，隱喻著我們如何觀察世界。

The toilet represents what we flush under the carpet.

馬桶代表我們衝到地毯下面的東西。

It's a war of our darkest truths and our public perceptions at large.

這是一場關於我們最陰暗的真相和我們公眾認知的戰爭。

Toilet, toil and trouble, fire, burn and cauldron rubble.

廁所、辛勞和煩惱、火、燃燒和小耳朵瓦礫。

Macbeth act 4, scene 1.

麥克白》第 4 幕第 1 場。

Shall fugue surpass the brilliance of Shakespeare?

賦格能超越莎士比亞的輝煌嗎？

I'm not worthy.

我不配

Only a Megamind could comprehend its greatness.

只有超級大壞蛋才能理解它的偉大。

I'll teach this in the history classes.

我會在歷史課上教這個。

The fugue boom, he knew he was going to blow up.

他知道自己要爆炸了。

This man can see the future.

他能預見未來

So I'm guessing that's a pass on that then?

所以我猜這是一個通行證？

Mom, sell the house!

媽媽，把房子賣了吧

We're buying 100 seasons of Skippy D!

我們要買 100 季的 Skippy D！

Why would you show this to me?

你為什麼要給我看這個？

Skippy D!

Skippy D！

This is the dumbest video ever made, probably.

這可能是有史以來最蠢的視頻了。

Every time we just push the record, man.

每次我們都會把唱片按下去，夥計。

Every video just gets dumber and dumber.

每段視頻都越來越蠢。