Name: 我決定試一試《玄心衝擊》...... (I caved and tried Genshin Impact...)
Uploaded: 2024-10-15T06:03:23.000Z
Duration: 10 min 55 s

基礎被動語態

It's taken the gaming sphere by storm since being published in 2020, is enjoyed by millions of players all over the globe, and even if you've never played Genshin Impact before, you've definitely heard about it.

自 2020 年出版以來，它在遊戲領域掀起了一場風暴，受到全球數百萬玩家的喜愛，即使你從未玩過《源氏衝擊》，也一定聽說過它。

Up until this video, I was in the heard about it but didn't know anything about it category.

直到這段視頻播出之前，我一直聽說過它，但對它的類別一無所知。

Not for any particular reason, I kind of just don't do anything ever.

沒有什麼特別的原因，我就是什麼都不做。

I don't know why, I should probably figure that out.

我不知道為什麼，也許我應該搞清楚。

As I was sitting on the floor, barely existing one day, Genshin Impact themselves suddenly reached out.

有一天，當我坐在地板上苟延殘喘時，元心衝擊突然向我伸出了手。

Hi Jaiden, I see you're up to your usual nothingness.

嗨，傑登，我看你還是像往常一樣無所事事。

How about we pay you to play Genshin Impact?

我們付你錢讓你玩 "玄心衝擊 "怎麼樣？

Okay, so yep, this video is surprisingly sponsored by Genshin Impact.

好吧，沒錯，這段視頻竟然是由源信衝擊公司贊助的。

我在這個頻道的第一個贊助商，哇。

I'm being paid to play Genshin Impact, but it's still gonna be a good video and experience.

我是拿錢來玩 "源泉衝擊 "的，但這仍然會是一段精彩的視頻和體驗。

I'm talking to Paimon, my spirit companion that I see all over my Twitter feed, about my past.

我正在和我的精神伴侶帕蒙（Paimon）談論我的過去。

Yeah, I was literally just minding my business, traveling from world to world with my sister, when all of a sudden some sustainer of heavenly principles goddess appeared, absorbed my sister with cubes, and chained me to this land.

是啊，當時我正和我的妹妹忙著自己的事情，從一個世界旅行到另一個世界，突然出現了一個維持天道的女神，用立方體吸收了我的妹妹，並把我鎖在了這片土地上。

Anyway, thanks for saving me from drowning in the ocean.

總之，謝謝你把我從汪洋大海中救了出來。

As we walk and talk, a bunch of little critters are scurrying around.

我們邊走邊聊，一群小動物四處亂竄。

Of course, I was scooping up all of them.

The ecosystem was definitely starting to crumble with me on this planet now.

現在，有我在這個星球上，生態系統肯定開始崩潰了。

As I'm chasing a squirrel around the lush forest, we discover a mysterious statue in the middle of a glistening pond.

當我在鬱鬱蔥蔥的森林裡追逐松鼠時，我們在一個波光粼粼的池塘中央發現了一座神祕的雕像。

Maybe this isn't the time to have 12 lizards stuffed in my pockets.

也許現在還不是在口袋裡塞 12 只蜥蜴的時候。

I'm suddenly granted mystical powers by the statue, and can now see the map.

雕像突然賦予了我神祕的力量，現在我可以看到地圖了。

The city of Mondstadt is close by, so we decided to head over there to see if anyone knows anything about my lost sister.

蒙德施塔特市離我們很近，所以我們決定去那裡看看是否有人知道我失散妹妹的消息。

But while walking, we ended up stumbling into a strange bard talking to a dragon.

但就在走著的時候，我們偶然遇到了一個奇怪的吟遊詩人正在和一條龍說話。

Unfortunately for everyone, I have a little magic hiccup, which gets us caught in both the bard and dragon scatter.

不幸的是，我的魔法出了點小問題，讓我們同時陷入了吟遊詩人和龍的分散中。

Closer to Mondstadt, we run into Amber, a knight who warns us that a dragon called Stormterror, an awesome name, has been terrorizing the town lately.

在靠近蒙德施塔特的地方，我們遇到了安伯，他是一位騎士，他警告我們最近有一條叫做 "風暴恐怖"（Stormterror）的龍在鎮子裡作亂。

She then joins our party to lead us to safety, which is crazy because I thought you had to spend money to get girls to join your party in this game, but this one just joined us for free.

她後來加入了我們的隊伍，帶領我們找到了安全的地方，這太瘋狂了，因為我以為在這個遊戲中，你必須花錢才能讓女孩加入你的隊伍，但這個女孩只是免費加入我們的隊伍。

In Mondstadt, Amber then gives us a wind glider.

在 Mondstadt，Amber 給了我們一架風力滑翔機。

I take a running leap off the side of a building to try out my new wings, when suddenly the dragon shows up and spawns a bunch of tornadoes all over the town, catapulting me into the air.

我從一棟樓的側面縱身一躍，想試試我的新翅膀，突然，巨龍出現了，它在全鎮範圍內催生了一堆龍捲風，把我彈射到空中。

With a full view of the dragon, I do what any sane person would in that scenario.

在看到龍的全貌後，我做了任何正常人在這種情況下都會做的事。

Stormterror ends up fleeing, and as a reward for shooing him off, I'm introduced to basically the protectors of Mondstadt.

Stormterror 最終逃走了，作為把他趕走的獎勵，我認識了蒙德施塔特的保護者們。

I'm Jean, the acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius.

我是讓，法沃尼斯騎士團的代理團長。

Very impressive going up against a dragon.

They take me to various temples, crushing these dragon's breath crystals that apparently gave Stormterror power.

他們帶我去了很多寺廟，粉碎了這些龍息水晶，它們顯然給了風暴魔王力量。

I was just happy to be smashing rocks though, and some random moth guy that probably has significance, but he's dead now, so.

不過，我只是很高興能砸碎石頭，還有一些可能很重要的飛蛾，但他現在已經死了，所以。

As the group was talking amongst each other about important stuff, like what to do next to ensure the safety of the townspeople, I wandered off and kind of started doing my own thing.

當大家在談論重要的事情時，比如下一步該怎麼做才能確保鎮民的安全，我就走開了，開始做自己的事情。

Helped some people, did some cooking, fought for my life against some hyper-aggressive and pissed animal hypostasis Rubik's Cube boss named Beth I accidentally stumbled into, which definitely didn't take me way too long to defeat.

我幫助了一些人，做了一些飯，還和一個叫貝絲的魔術方塊大佬拼了老命，這是我無意中撞見的。

I then found the bard from earlier, doing a guitar solo for the town.

然後，我發現剛才的吟遊詩人正在為小鎮表演吉他獨奏。

He introduces himself as Venti, and tells about how him and Stormterror, whose real name is Dvalin, used to be friendly before it was attacked and poisoned by another dragon, leaving him bitter and angry.

他介紹自己叫 Venti，並講述了他和本名 Dvalin 的 Stormterror 以前是如何友好相處的，後來 Stormterror 被另一條龍襲擊並下毒，這讓他又苦又氣。

文提基本上是說，我能搞定他。

Do you want to commit a burglary with me?

With a freshly stolen holy lyre, we were able to summon Dvalin, who pulled a bit of a tsundere and was like, if you really cared about me, then you'd come to my castle, but you probably won't because you hate me, don't you?

有了剛偷來的聖琴，我們就能召喚德瓦林了，他有點娘娘腔，說："如果你真的關心我，你就會來我的城堡，但你可能不會來，因為你恨我，不是嗎？

Bada bing, bada boom, we entered his lair and started fighting him in a swirling vortex.

乒乒乓乓，嘣嘣嘣，我們進入了他的巢穴，開始在漩渦中與他搏鬥。

The dragon eventually falls, we purify him, and the day is saved.

巨龍最終倒下了，我們淨化了他，而這一天也被拯救了。

快樂的龍、快樂的蒙斯塔德、快樂的...

Wait, I was supposed to find my sister, not fight a dragon.

等等，我應該去找我妹妹，而不是去打龍。

Even though I'm riding the high of saving all these people, and a dragon, and being awesome, I head off to Fontaine to continue my journey.

儘管我正沉浸在拯救這些人和一條龍的喜悅中，儘管我很了不起，但我還是前往方丹繼續我的旅程。

The town sits on the edge of a cliff, sparkling waterfalls pouring off the sides around it, framed perfectly by the mountains behind.

小鎮坐落在懸崖邊上，波光粼粼的瀑布從四周傾瀉而下，與背後的群山相映成趣。

Is that girl about to jump off the cliff?

The water will rise and eventually drown everyone here, leaving our Hydro Archon to sit weeping on her throne for all eternity.

水位會上升，最終淹沒這裡的所有人，讓我們的水文大神坐在她的寶座上哭泣，直到永遠。

Oh, sorry, did I interrupt you talking about the prophecy where everyone in Fontaine is born within sin and one day we will all dissolve in the waters?

哦，對不起，我是不是打斷了你的預言，在預言中，方丹的每個人都是在罪惡中出生的，有一天我們都將溶解在海水中？

The magic twins, Leni and Lynette, decide to take us to the opera house, but on the way there, we're actually stopped by the Hydro Archon herself, Farina.

魔法雙胞胎萊妮和琳內特決定帶我們去歌劇院，但在去的路上，我們被水電大帝法瑞娜攔住了。

Welcome, travelers, to my city of Fontaine!

歡迎各位旅客來到我的城市方丹！

They're fierce and noble warriors who have done much good for the land and its people.

他們是凶猛而高貴的戰士，為這片土地和人民做出了很多貢獻。

Actually, I hereby declare the traveler under arrest for having a flying object, which is illegal.

事實上，我在此宣佈，該旅客因攜帶飛行物而被捕，這是非法的。

Paimon doesn't count because she's a... a balloon.

帕蒙不算，因為她是個......氣球。

那麼，我們可以乘坐水上巴士嗎？

We get to the opera house and the magic show begins.

我們來到歌劇院，魔術表演開始了。

Everything is going well, but as Linny was about to do a trick where he swaps boxes with a random audience member, a giant water tank falls onto the box, obliterating it.

一切都進行得很順利，但就在林尼準備表演他與隨機觀眾交換箱子的魔術時，一個巨大的水箱掉到了箱子上，將箱子砸得粉碎。

Oh my god, we killed... my assistant Gowell?

天啊，我們殺了......我的助手高維爾？

Why is he here and not the audience member?

A murder mystery plus disappearance case was now in place, with everyone looking at Linny as the prime suspect.

一樁謀殺懸案加失蹤案就這樣發生了，所有人都把林妮當成了頭號嫌疑人。