Welcome to Road Trip.

歡迎來到公路之旅。

Hi.

你好。

My boy, it's what we do.

孩子，這是我們的工作。

Me and Mikey have had a fallout this morning, and we're vlogging it because it's the reality of-

我和米奇今天早上鬧翻了 我們把它錄下來了 因為這是現實--

We haven't had a fallout.

我們還沒有鬧翻。

Well, yes we have.

是的，我們有。

Yes we have.

是的，我們有。

We've never had a fallout.

我們從未發生過沖突。

Yes we have.

是的，我們有。

No we haven't.

沒有。

I wanted to go for Marmite, and he was like, I'm tired, I want to go back.

我想去吃橘子醬，他卻說，我累了，我想回去。

That's not true.

事實並非如此。

Yeah it is.

沒錯

That was Andy.

那是安迪。

Yeah it is.

沒錯

I was like, yeah let's get Marmite.

我當時想，是啊，我們去買橘子醬吧。

No it's not.

不，不是這樣的。

I was like, I can't bother to get Marmite now, I'll get it later, and I was like, fine.

我當時想，我現在懶得去買橘子醬，以後再買吧。

That's not true, that was you.

不是這樣的，那是你。

Yeah it is.

沒錯

No it's not.

不，不是這樣的。

Why are you lying?

你為什麼要撒謊？

I literally, we haven't been on a good way, you know, it's been a while coming roadies.

從字面上看，我們的關係並不融洽，你知道，我們已經有一段時間沒有合作了。

We've been like picking at each other for a while.

我們已經互相指責了一段時間。

Today, the Marmite situation has been the kind of explosion.

今天，"馬米特 "的情況已經是爆炸性的了。

Don't you dare.

你敢

He tried sleeping with me last night, and I was just like, get off my bed.

他昨晚想和我上床，我就說，滾下我的床。

Well, we did sleep.

好吧，我們確實睡了。

He had to sleep with me anyway.

無論如何，他都得和我一起睡。

I hated it every moment.

我每時每刻都在憎恨它。

No you didn't.

不，你沒有。

I was awake all night just smelling him, and I was like, oh he just smells.

我整晚都醒著，只是聞著他的味道，我就想，哦，他就是有味道。

You woke up cuddling my feet.

你抱著我的腳醒來。

Shut up, no I didn't.

閉嘴，我沒有。

Went to sleep cuddling your feet.

抱著你的腳入睡

There you go then.

這就對了。

Because I forgot they were your feet.

因為我忘了那是你的腳

I thought they were my mum's feet.

我以為那是我媽媽的腳。

On another note, did you put this in my cupboard?

另外，你把這個放在我的櫥櫃裡了嗎？

That guy there, ruined my day because of Marmite.

那個傢伙，因為橘子醬毀了我的一天。

Roadies, tell me how rational that is.

路人，告訴我這有多合理。

In the comments below, how rational do you think that is?

在下面的評論中，你認為這有多合理？

That he'd ruin our long term friendship.

他會毀了我們的長期友誼。

We were going to live together one day.

我們總有一天要住在一起。

We are going to live together one day.

我們總有一天會生活在一起。

No we're not.

不，我們沒有。

Nothing's happened.

什麼都沒發生

Yes it has.

是的。

Nothing has happened, stop making up drama.

什麼都沒發生，別再編故事了。

You're like standard.

你就像標準。

I know they say that Marmite's like love and hate and stuff, but this is taking like the-

我知道人們常說 "橘子醬 "是愛恨交織的東西，但這就像--

I'm going to throw stuff at him because I don't like him.

我要向他扔東西，因為我不喜歡他。

No cuddle me.

不抱我。

Why are you doing this?

你為什麼要這麼做？

I'm going to throw this phone at you.

我要把這部手機扔給你。

Why have you done this?

你為什麼這樣做？

That's where I live, this is where he lives.

這是我住的地方，這是他住的地方。

And he smells really good.

他聞起來真的很香。

I'm sorry.

對不起

We can have Marmite any day.

我們隨時都可以吃橘子醬。

Any day.

任何一天

When we live together we'll have a room and just cake it in Marmite.

當我們住在一起時，我們會有一個房間，用橘子醬做蛋糕。

Have a Marmite bed.

睡一張 "馬米特 "床

We're going to have different rooms when we live together.

我們住在一起後，會有不同的房間。

We should have the option.

我們應該有選擇權。

Yeah we should have three rooms.

我們應該有三個房間

One for me, one for you.

一個給我，一個給你。

Did you fart?

你放屁了嗎？

Sorry.

對不起。

That was a fake one.

那是假的

I'll show them the dabbing dancing yeah?

我要讓他們看看我跳的舞，好嗎？

Go on then.

那就繼續吧。

Go guys.

大家加油

Well I am going to actually Jack so.

好吧，我真的要這麼做了。

Two, one, go.

二，一，開始

Dab, slap.

點，拍

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

I know you did that.

我知道是你乾的。

Whip.

鞭子

Nae nae.

不，不。

Nae nae.

不，不。

Do it again.

再來一次

I'm proud of him.

我為他感到驕傲。

Three years and he can whip nae nae.

三年後，他就能鞭打別人了。

And dab.

還有 "蹭"。

Do you want me to get your mum?

要我去叫你媽媽嗎？

Andy's just looking at us like I have to live with these people.

安迪只是看著我們，好像我必須和這些人生活在一起。

That's the look you get when he's disappointed in you.

這就是他對你失望時的表情。

That's the best one.

這是最好的一個。

Oh.

哦。

Vogue.

時尚

Another one.

還有一個

Yeah go on give me another one.

是啊，再給我來一杯吧。

Wow.

哇

Naughty girl.

淘氣的女孩

Look.

你看

Give me another one.

再給我一個

Jack give us a look that's not Jack.

傑克給我們一個不是傑克的表情

Brooke make me eggs.

布魯克給我做雞蛋

That's a good look.

真好看

You're going to be disappointed because I'm not.

你會失望的，因為我不會。

Oh no.

哦，不

Brooke's burned himself.

布魯克燒傷了自己

Hi.

你好。

It's just not a good start to the day.

這不是一天的好開端。

Hi.

你好。

I need medical help.

我需要醫療幫助。

Guys so we are.

夥計們，所以我們。

Going on Omegle.

上 Omegle。

Yes we are.

是的，我們是。

Let's do it.

開始吧

So what interest will we put.

那麼，我們將投入怎樣的興趣呢？

We'll pick one interest over that.

我們會選擇一種興趣。

Okay.

好的

Boy band.

男孩樂隊

Right that's your interest.

沒錯，這就是你的興趣所在。

Your interest.

您的興趣

Flirtatious girls.

調情的女孩

Flirtatious girls.

調情的女孩

I don't know what Omegle is.

我不知道 Omegle 是什麼。

I'm not going to lie.

我不想撒謊。

I'm going to pick YouTube for my channel.

我會選擇 YouTube 作為我的頻道。

I'm going to pick YouTube for my channel.

我打算選擇 YouTube 作為我的頻道。

I'm going to pick YouTube for my channel.

我會選擇 YouTube 作為我的頻道。

I don't know what Omegle is.

我不知道 Omegle 是什麼。

I'm not going to lie.

我不想撒謊。

I'm going to pick YouTube for my interest.

我會選擇 YouTube 來引起我的興趣。

Good shout.

喊得好

Good promo this.

這個宣傳片不錯。

Scrumdiddlyumptious.

Scrumdiddlyumptious.

Hello.

你好

Hello.

你好

Hey.

嘿。

Oh.

哦。

She was.

她是

Is that a woman?

那是個女人嗎？

Hello.

你好

Hey.

嘿。

When there's usually a black screen there's usually no one there.

通常出現黑屏時，那裡通常沒有人。

Brooke just screaming hello a black screen.

布魯克只是尖叫著向黑屏問好。

Hello.

你好

Hi.

你好。

C1 inch.

C1 英寸。

Cut.

切。

Cut.

切。

Cut it out.

剪掉它。

Cut.

切。

Cut.

切。

Cut.

切。

Cut.

切。

Cut.

切。

Cut.

切。

Cut.

切。

Oh.

哦。

Yay.

耶

What's up?

怎麼了？

Hey.

嘿。

All right boy.

好了，孩子

Yeah.

是啊

Yay.

耶

Having a great time.

玩得很開心

Well.

好吧。

That was a breast.

那是一個乳房。

Nice mustache.

鬍子真好看

All right guys..

好了 夥計們

Tramp.

流浪漢

Yeah.

是啊

what you going to do when I have up.

你打算怎麼做，當我有了。

At this point a petty argument broke out.

就在這時，一場小爭吵爆發了。

Me being Mikey decided to go on with life as normal.

我和米奇決定繼續正常生活。

The other two were petty.

另外兩個都是小人物。

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

And how old are you?

你多大了？

All right Jack.

好吧 傑克

Delilah.

大利拉

Great name.

好名字

Lovely.

真可愛

But call me.

給我打電話吧

Hey there Delilah.

你好，黛利拉。

What's it like in New York City?

紐約市是什麼樣的？

Right.

對

That's the video over.

視頻結束。

Lovely meeting people such as Delilah.

很高興認識像黛利拉這樣的人。

That wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be.

這並不像我想象的那麼有趣。

Thanks for watching.

感謝觀看。

We've been road trip.

我們一直在路上旅行。

Well we haven't.

我們還沒有。

We've been three fifths of road trip.

我們已經走了五分之三的路。

Two fifths.

五分之二

Am I in it?

我在其中嗎？

We've been two and a half fifths of road trip.

我們已經走了五分之二的路。

Au revoir.

再見

He disconnected him.

他斷開了他的聯繫。

He disconnected him.

他斷開了他的聯繫。