Name: 家庭傢伙 - 彼得變成同志 (Family Guy - Peter Turns Homosexual)
Uploaded: 2024-10-13T15:39:07.000Z
Duration: 6 min 25 s

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$100,000 worth of damage, all thanks to that stupid horse of yours.

價值 10 萬美元的損失，都是拜你那匹笨馬所賜。

Look, can we not talk about the horse, please?

It suffered a fatal heart attack from the excitement, and I disposed of it properly.

它受刺激後心髒病發作，我妥善處理了它。

Oh, boy, I miss the old days when it was just a flaming bag of poop and a hurtful note.

哦，天哪，我真懷念以前的日子，那時候只有一袋燃燒的大便和一張傷人的紙條。

I have no idea how the hell we're going to pay for this, Peter.

Well, I'll just have to get a second job or something.

好吧，我只能再找份工作什麼的了。

Subject wanted for medical... what's that?

而且還說他們會付出豐厚的代價。

You don't have to do anything, Mr. Griffin.

We're isolating and studying the effects of various types of genes.

我們正在分離和研究各類基因的影響。

We're just going to give you a series of experimental injections and record the results.

我們將對你進行一系列實驗性注射，並記錄結果。

Its effects will become apparent shortly.

It will give you the appearance of being funny, even though you haven't actually done anything funny.

這會讓你看起來很滑稽，儘管你實際上並沒有做任何滑稽的事情。

Hey, Doc, are we going to be much longer?

I gotta get some beers with the fellows before I go out on this date.

在我出去約會之前，我得和夥計們喝點啤酒。

All right, Mr. Griffin, at this time we're going to inject you with what we believe we've isolated as the gay gene.

好了，格里芬先生 現在我們要給你注射 我們認為已經分離出的同志基因

Well, if we're correct, we will have successfully proven that homosexuality is genetic and not a matter of choice or environment.

好吧，如果我們是正確的，我們就成功地證明了同志是遺傳的，而不是選擇或環境的問題。

I don't want to take a chance on being gay.

I'm going to squeeze right in here if my thighs will let me.

如果我的大腿允許的話，我要擠進這裡。

Peter, what exactly did they inject you with?

彼得，他們到底給你注射了什麼？

Hepatitis vaccine, a couple of steroids, the gay gene, calcium, a vitamin B extract.

肝炎疫苗、幾種類固醇、同志基因、鈣、維生素 B 提取物。

I assume that's the one you meant, even though it wasn't literally the last thing I said when you said, what did you just say?

我猜你說的是這個，儘管你說 "你剛才說什麼？"時，我最後說的並不是這個。

It's just that clearly it was the most unusual.

Did anybody see that absolutely fabulous piece on Fiji in yesterday's travel section?

有人看到昨天旅遊版上那篇關於斐濟的精彩文章了嗎？

Peter, I think maybe you should go back and have that doctor undo whatever he did.

彼得，我想也許你應該回去 讓那個醫生把他做過的事再做一遍

One trick I used to use is turning things into a word problem.

我曾經用過的一個小竅門是把事情變成一個文字問題。

For example, if there are three glory holes in the bathroom at the club and 28 guys at the circuit party, how many rotations of guys will it take before everybody's had a turn?

例如，如果俱樂部的浴室裡有三個光榮洞，而巡迴派對上有 28 個男人，那麼需要輪換多少個男人才能輪到每個人？

Guys, Brent can't fit in the glory hole, and that's why we all like Brent.

夥計們，布倫特不適合光榮洞，這就是為什麼我們都喜歡布倫特。

I'm here, I'm queer, but don't get used to it, because I'm leaving you.

我在這裡，我是同志，但不要習慣，因為我要離開你了。

I am Peter Griffin, homosexual, and that's how I'm going to live my life.

我是彼得-格里芬，同志，這就是我要過的生活。

克里斯，你現在是家裡的男人了。

Take the lessons I've taught you and be the best leader of this household you can.

接受我給你上的課，成為這個家最好的領導者。

Sweet may tell me, sweet and jelly may I be.

我很抱歉，但我這麼做是為了露意絲

By the time you get out of here, you're going to be back to your old self again.

等你離開這裡的時候，你又會變回原來的樣子了。

We're all here because you've made a choice to renounce your evil, sinful ways and redeem yourselves in the eyes of your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, who hates many people, but none more than homosexuals.

我們都在這裡，因為你們已經做出選擇，放棄你們邪惡、罪惡的生活方式，在你們的主和救世主耶穌基督的眼中贖回自己。

And through our carefully structured program, you will succeed.

通過我們精心設計的計劃，您一定會取得成功。

Harry's choice of lifestyle is wrong, so we're going to beat him up for it.

哈里選擇的生活方式是錯誤的，所以我們要為此揍他一頓。

Now, take these baseball bats and get to it.

現在，拿著這些棒球棒，開始吧。

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