Vroom!

Vroom！

Oh yeah, big news.

哦，對了，大新聞。

Devised the best thing I've ever come up with.

我想出了一個最好的辦法。

I've come up with some wonders.

我想出了一些奇蹟。

All you need is a toothbrush and a door, and you are the next David Guerta.

你只需要一把牙刷和一扇門，你就是下一個大衛-格爾塔。

Can you see all right, guys?

你們看得見嗎？

Yeah?

是嗎？

Cool.

酷斃了

Just gonna make a quick feed.

我只想快速喂一下。

Hey, what up?

嘿，怎麼了？

Ch-ch.

Ch-ch.

Oh, my.

哦，天哪

And that's enough of that.

這就夠了。

Copyright, Andrew Robert Fowler from Manchester.

版權歸曼徹斯特的安德魯-羅伯特-福勒所有。

Thank you guys, peace and love.

謝謝你們，和平與愛

It was a joke.

這只是個玩笑。

I don't want anyone to use my sample, it's mine.

我不希望任何人使用我的樣本，它是我的。

You wanna see who's just ruined this segment?

你想看看是誰毀了這個環節嗎？

Someone's sleeping, aren't they?

有人在睡覺，是嗎？

Mike's on a diet.

邁克在節食

You're gonna love that.

你會喜歡的

Do you like my beat?

喜歡我的節奏嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Great news.

好消息

Aw, that's a shame.

真遺憾

My house is a bit messy at the minute.

我家現在有點亂。

I'm gonna have a quick clean up later.

我稍後要快速清理一下。

Oh, I got stuck in my hair.

哦，我的頭髮卡住了。

Hello, boys and girls.

你們好，孩子們

I may have had a temporary malfunction.

我可能臨時出了點故障。

I'm not gonna pretend like it's not a big deal, because I looked at my mug and went, how do you make a tea?

我不會假裝這不是什麼大不了的事，因為我看著我的杯子就想，你是怎麼泡茶的？

How do you make a tea again?

你又是如何泡茶的？

But it's okay, and then I poured the water in, and everything kind of flew back to me.

但沒關係，然後我把水倒進去，一切又回到了我身邊。

And I was like, oh, yes, I remember.

我當時想，哦，對，我想起來了。

Got my salmon, just gonna eat some salmon.

我買了鮭魚，只想吃點鮭魚。

Cake we got Harvey went off, and we didn't realise.

我們拿到的蛋糕被哈維拿走了，而我們卻沒有意識到。

So when we bought it, it was like white.

所以，當我們買下它時，它就像白色的一樣。

By the time we were eating it, it was yellow.

我們吃的時候，它已經黃了。

But we sort of ate it anyway.

但我們還是吃了。

I'm gonna throw up.

我要吐了

Might be why I forgot how to make a tea, actually.

也許這就是我忘了怎麼泡茶的原因。

But, hey, breadstow, tea's done.

但是，嘿，麵包店，茶喝完了。

Tea bag is a-brewing, and I'm ready for the day.

茶包泡好了，我已經準備好迎接新的一天。

Don't know what we're doing today.

不知道我們今天要做什麼。

Probably gonna go live again later.

可能稍後會再次上線。

Lively's a bit of an obsession of mine right now.

我現在有點迷戀萊弗利了。

I'm not gonna lie.

我不想撒謊。

I keep going on it and watching what other people are doing, and then I'm just sort of doing my own lively.

我不停地上網，看別人在做什麼，然後我就開始做我自己的事情。

We had a rap battle yesterday, me and Harv.

昨天我和哈弗進行了一場說唱大戰。

It was pretty funny, actually.

事實上，這很有趣。

I'm gonna put you back down there.

我要把你放回去

See you later, yeah?

再見，好嗎？

Hello, guys.

你們好

I haven't filmed a lot today, so I thought this might be good footage for you.

我今天沒有拍很多東西，所以我想這可能是給你們的好素材。

I have Manuka honey face wash on my face, and it stops you from having any emotional expression.

我用麥盧卡蜂蜜洗面乳洗臉，它能讓你不再有任何情緒表達。

Brooke, make me laugh.

布魯克，逗我笑。

Your mum, your mum, your mum.

你的媽媽，你的媽媽，你的媽媽

I chose a bad candidate.

我選擇了一個糟糕的候選人。

Try and make me laugh.

試著逗我笑。

No, I'm all right.

不，我沒事。

I'm a little bit busy, I'm munching on bickies.

我有點忙，正在吃餅乾。

Andy, do you wanna try and make me laugh?

安迪，你想逗我笑嗎？

Andy's busy eating.

安迪在忙著吃飯

Mikey.

米奇

Hey!

嘿！

Stop peeling me.

別剝我的皮了

Make me laugh.

逗我笑。

In all seriousness, that's about as far as I can smile.

說真的，我只能笑到這裡了。

Screenshot.

截圖。

I'm not ticklish.

我不怕癢。

That just makes me, this is my annoyed face mask face.

這讓我，這是我惱火的面具臉。

I can't even frown.

我連眉頭都皺不起來。

I'm trying to frown.

我試著皺起眉頭。

I'm annoyed at Brooke right now.

我現在很煩布魯克。

I look like an Oompa Loompa.

我看起來就像個 Oompa Loompa。

I'm really orange.

我真的是橙色的。

This is how you hit fans.

這樣才能吸引粉絲。

What's this?

這是什麼？

Nice.

不錯。

It needs to be on a faster setting, it needs to be on a faster setting.

需要更快的設置，需要更快的設置。

That's how you headbutt a fan, everybody.

這就是用頭撞球迷的方式，各位。

Oh God, don't you go.

天啊，你別走

Oh, you've just bent the fan.

哦，你把風扇弄彎了。

Oh, Brooklyn.

哦，布魯克林

This is my frown face again.

這又是我皺眉的表情。

Oh.

哦。

See you in a bit.

一會兒見

Oh God, don't you go.

天啊，你別走

Oh, you've just bent the fan.

哦，你把風扇弄彎了。