Oh hey, are we filming covers today?

我們今天要拍封面嗎？

Is it my day in the life?

這是我一天的生活嗎？

Well, that works out perfectly because I'm going to the zoo.

這下可好了，因為我要去動物園。

Definitely not with anybody, I'm going to the zoo by myself.

絕對不和任何人一起，我要一個人去動物園。

I need to shower first, so I'm going to go do that, and I'll see you guys in a second. And so, I've had my shower, and now it is time to zoo it up, peeps.

我得先洗個澡，所以我要去洗了，一會兒見。好了，我已經洗完澡了，現在是時候給它上動物園了，夥計們。

Again, cannot stress the fact that I'm definitely by myself.

再次強調，我絕對是一個人。

Definitely by myself.

肯定是我自己。

Robbie's not here, Robbie couldn't make it today.

羅比不在 羅比今天來不了了

Hopefully, he can make it on my next adventure for next week's day in the life.

希望他能參加我的下一次探險，參加下週的一天生活。

But yeah, zoo, we're coming, mate.

但是，是的，動物園，我們來了，夥計。

We're coming for you. So, we have made it to London.

我們來找你了我們到倫敦了

We?

我們？

I'm by myself, I'm not with anybody.

我一個人，沒和任何人在一起。

Hey, I've made it to London, and I'm currently strolling towards the zoo.

嘿，我已經到倫敦了，現在正漫步走向動物園。

I quickly stopped to pick up one of these bad boys.

我趕緊停下腳步，拿起其中一個壞小子。

If you haven't had one of these in your life, definitely get one.

如果你一生中還沒有這樣的東西，一定要買一個。

I think it's called a bubble tea, and they are absolutely bloody amazing.

我想這就是所謂的 "泡沫紅茶 "吧，它們絕對讓人慾罷不能。

At least I know I'm going the right bloody way. We have found, I have found a really rare, and you don't really see these guys a lot, but it's a wild spiky boy.

至少我知道我走對了路。我們找到了，我找到了一個非常罕見的東西，你很少能看到這些傢伙，但這是一個野生的尖刺男孩。

Oh, spiky boy's mate.

哦，尖刺男孩的伴侶。

There's pigs here.

這裡有豬

You're massive, mate.

你是個大塊頭，夥計。

I think I've made some new friends. We've found him, I've found him, Big Daddy Kane.

我想我交了些新朋友我們找到他了，我找到他了，大老爹凱恩。

There's his wife and his friend.

這是他的妻子和朋友。

Oh, I wish he was like turned this way.

哦，我真希望他能變成這樣。

I mean, he's definitely sleeping, but, oh, his eyes just opened.

我是說，他肯定在睡覺，但是，哦，他的眼睛剛剛睜開。

Mate, he is beautiful, his paw looks broken, but he is beautiful.

伴侶，它很漂亮，它的爪子看起來斷了，但它很漂亮。

You just, you just would though, wouldn't you?

你會的，你會的，不是嗎？

You'd go from the bottom to the highest point to have him that way.

你會從最底層爬到最高點，讓他那樣。

If I was a tiger, that's what I'd do. Boy, they've given Brooke an enclosure.

如果我是老虎，我就會這麼做。天啊，他們給布魯克建了個圍欄

Meet our Gibbons.

認識一下我們的吉本斯

Brooke, that looks nothing like you, mate.

布魯克，這一點也不像你，夥計。

Brooke, Brooke, Brooke.

布魯克 布魯克 布魯克

He mustn't be here.

他一定不在這裡

Lord knows where he is.

上帝知道他在哪裡。

Hopefully we find more animals that remind us of Brooklyn. I've acquired a map, and it's taken me to an aquarium.

希望我們能找到更多讓我們想起布魯克林的動物。我獲得了一張地圖，它帶我去了水族館。

Not going to lie, not a massive fan of fish.

不瞞你說，我不太喜歡吃魚。

They kind of creep me out a bit, and they smell.

它們讓我有點毛骨悚然，而且還有味道。

Look at this guy.

看看這傢伙

What is that?

那是什麼？

Come on, be real, have a day off, God.

來吧，真實點，放一天假吧，上帝。

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

Look at the size.

看看尺寸。

Oh, it doesn't look that big because my hand looks massive.

哦，看起來沒那麼大，因為我的手看起來很大。

I promise you, this guy is humongous.

我向你保證，這傢伙非常巨大。

You would struggle to pick him up.

你很難把他抱起來。

He is bloody ginormous. I just want to touch it.

他真是個大塊頭。我真想摸摸它。

I want to touch it.

我想摸摸它。

This fish is sick.

這條魚有病

He keeps hiding and stuff.

他一直在躲藏什麼的。

Where's he gone?

他去哪兒了？

Fishy, fishy.

腥，腥。

Um, yeah, let's see where the map takes us. Now we are talking, people.

嗯，是的，讓我們看看地圖會帶我們去哪裡。這才像話嘛

This is what we, this is what I'm looking for.

這就是我們，這就是我要找的東西。

Huge fanny bracelet, mate.

巨大的腰帶，夥計。

He's been scratching himself for the last 10 minutes, I swear to God.

過去十分鐘他一直在撓癢癢，我對天發誓。

What are you?

你是什麼人？

We've got a little bear statue, and we've got a little man dancing with the bear statue.

我們有一個小熊雕像，還有一個小人在和小熊雕像跳舞。

Strange, right?

很奇怪吧？

This zoo keeps giving us more and more surprises.

這個動物園不斷給我們帶來更多驚喜。

There's like, like we're in the lion habitat, and if you look across the lion habitat, there's like a load of these bloody pink things just living their lives. Look at the monkeys.

就像，就像我們在獅子棲息地裡，如果你穿過獅子棲息地，就會看到一大堆粉紅色的東西在過日子。看看猴子

Look at the little monkeys.

看看這些小猴子

Monkeys are probably my favourite animal as well.

猴子可能也是我最喜歡的動物。

Not going to lie, I got like fanboy excited when I seen a monkey today. So, I've stumbled across this little gem while out in the zoo.

不瞞你說，今天看到一隻猴子，我就像個粉絲一樣興奮。所以，我在動物園裡偶然發現了這個小玩意兒。

They've made like this little like Indian, Indian village, I want to say.

我想說的是，他們建造了這個印第安人的小村莊。

It's definitely Indian.

肯定是印度人。

Um, I would have loved to come here as a kid and actually learn, learn about animals instead of coming here as what I am now and learning about nothing, except for, except for this, and how angry monkeys can get when you take their sticks away.

嗯，我很想小時候來這裡，真正地瞭解動物，而不是像現在這樣，什麼都不知道，除了這個，還有當你拿走猴子的棍子時，猴子會有多生氣。

Oh, he was not happy.

哦，他很不高興。

You guys are mean, I've changed my mind about you guys. They're so tiny.

你們真卑鄙，我對你們改觀了。他們太小了

They look little puppies, but they look like rats.

它們看起來像小狗，但又像老鼠。

Oh, why do I keep catching animals fight all day today?

哦，為什麼我今天一整天都在抓動物打架呢？

It's not nice to fight, mate.

打架可不好 夥計

Stop fighting.

停止戰鬥。

Do I have to record this whole thing?

我必須全程錄音嗎？

Have a look.

看一看

Yeah, alright.

好吧

Thank you. So, I've got a pink butterfly on my face.

謝謝我臉上有隻粉紅色的蝴蝶

But on the bright side, I think I'm going to see a gorilla. So, I found myself in a freaking jungle.

不過好的一面是，我想我要去看大猩猩了。於是，我發現自己來到了一個可怕的叢林。

And supposedly, if we walk down this track, we're going to come across a gorilla.

據說，如果我們沿著這條小路走下去，就會遇到一隻大猩猩。

What the hell is this?

這是什麼鬼東西？

Please turn me till the message plays.

請轉動我，直到資訊播放完畢。

Well, that was, that was worthless, wasn't it?

好吧，那是，那是毫無價值的，不是嗎？

Gorilla, really am waiting. Oh, there's a gorilla.

大猩猩，我真的在等你哦，有隻大猩猩。

You're a little gorilla.

你是個小猩猩

Look at this guy.

看看這傢伙

That's big daddy, can you believe it?

那是大爸爸，你相信嗎？

That's bloody King Kong.

那是該死的金剛。

He's a big boy.

他是個大男孩

Guys, in the comments below, what should we name this guy?

夥計們，在下面的評論中，我們該給這傢伙取個什麼名字？

Because I don't know what his name is. Mate, I thought dinosaurs were extinct.

因為我不知道他叫什麼名字。夥計，我以為恐龍已經滅絕了。

We just got an announcement.

我們剛剛收到一份通知。

The zoo is going to close in a second.

動物園馬上就要關門了。

So, I think I'm going to head out.

所以，我想我要出門了。

This isn't me.

這不是我。

I'm going to go wash this off.

我要去把這個洗掉。

So, when you see me again, I'll probably have a big plate of food in front of me.

所以，當你們再次見到我時，我的面前可能會擺著一大盤食物。

And my face will be normal, so.

我的臉也會恢復正常

That was good.

這很好。