It's like 12.30 at night right now.

現在好像是晚上 12 點半。

I woke up to us at a bowling alley.

我醒來時發現我們在保齡球館。

Pretty lit.

很亮

Alec, Blake, Hunter and the boys.

艾力克、布萊克、亨特和孩子們。

Shoot some hoops.

投籃

We got our shoes.

我們拿到鞋了

This has been a proper little randy adventure, hasn't it?

這真是一次有趣的冒險，不是嗎？

It has.

它有

And then we put clown shoes on.

然後我們穿上小丑鞋。

Blake's bragging about how sick he is at bowling.

布雷克在吹噓他打保齡球有多變態。

Blake you ****.

布萊克，你是 ****。

Alec got a one.

艾力克拿到了一個

A one?

一個？

This will dictate the rest of the night for me.

這將決定我今晚剩下的時間。

This is for England.

這是為英格蘭準備的。

I'll bet you $5 you'll get a strike the first time.

我跟你賭 5 美元，你第一次就會被擊中。

Now this dude's going.

現在這傢伙要走了

No one really cares about what he gets.

沒人真正關心他能得到什麼。

I'll bet you $5 you'll get a strike the first time.

我跟你賭 5 美元，你第一次就會被擊中。

There it is.

就在那兒。

There it is.

就在那兒。

It's a strike.

這是一次罷工。

Go on Queenie.

去吧，奎妮

Go on Hunter.

去吧，亨特

It's not bad.

還不錯。

I'm working on it alright.

我正在努力

Go for it.

去吧

Blake's won anyway.

布萊克還是贏了。

Let's just watch him get another strike.

我們就看著他再被三振出局吧。

That was actually **** for one.

實際上，****。

Yes. 182 is a high score.

是的，182 分已經很高了。

You did get a five on that last go.

你上次確實得了 5 分。

Shut up. 87.

閉嘴87.

I said I'll do a belly slide the whole way down.

我說我要做肚皮滑梯一路滑下去。

It hurts a lot mate.

這對我傷害很大，夥計。

Oh no.

哦，不

Belly slide.

肚皮滑動

Go on.

繼續。

Go on.

繼續。

I really want to do it.

我真的很想這麼做。

Do it.

動手吧

Give me a ball.

給我一個球

You missed.

你錯過了

Hunter with a strike.

亨特一擊得手。

Guys we have a problem.

夥計們，我們有麻煩了。

I don't know if you can see this right now because it's quite dark.

我不知道你現在能不能看到，因為天很黑。

Jess is asleep in the car.

傑西在車裡睡著了

She's one of those heavy sleepers that doesn't wake up.

她是那種睡得很沉，不會醒來的人。

We're all trying really hard.

我們都非常努力。

Come on Jess.

來吧，傑西。

Now she has to wake up.

現在她必須醒過來。

Alex got the keys.

亞歷克斯拿到了鑰匙。

Yes Alex.

是的，亞歷克斯。

We're in.

我們進來了

I'm going back to the hotel and I'll meet up with the rest of the boys.

我先回酒店，然後再和其他人會合。

It's like 2am.

好像是凌晨兩點

Good night.

晚安

Andy's bag is broken a little bit so I thought I'd help him with my bag.

安迪的包有點破，所以我想幫他拿我的包。

I've just spilled my tea all over my hand.

我剛把茶水灑了滿手。

I've just done it again guys.

我又成功了，夥計們。

Do you want some tea?

要喝茶嗎？

There you go.

這就對了。

Why did I do that?

我為什麼要這麼做？

I'm in such an awkward position right now.

我現在的處境很尷尬。

How much tea have you got left after that experience?

有了這次經歷，你還能喝多少茶？

Not a lot.

不是很多。

There's too much there.

太多了。

Refreshing.

令人耳目一新。

We're in the meet and greet right now.

我們正在見面會上。

An amazing roadie just came up to us and gave us a call to sing.

一位了不起的路人走到我們身邊，號召我們去唱歌。

So we're in the venue.

所以我們在會場。

Just wanted to justify Jack's reasons for turning up today.

我只是想證明傑克今天出現的原因。

Looking like this.

看起來像這樣

I'm a mess.

我現在一團糟。

I'm just so tired.

我只是太累了。

Go on, do it.

來吧，動手吧

I've got the Popeyes.

我買了大力丸

Please don't.

請不要

He looks like a crazy person.

他看起來像個瘋子。

Yeah, let's have a good show.

是啊，讓我們好好表演吧。

As you know, Rye's a free runner.

如你所知，麥田是自由跑者

No, he's an armadillo.

不，他是一隻犰狳。

Sorry, as you know, Rye's an armadillo.

抱歉，你也知道，麥田是隻犰狳。

I call this the lying down back with dismount no arms.

我把這叫做 "下馬無臂仰臥式"。

Stunts.

特技

It's a Jack and Mikey going out.

這是傑克和米奇的約會

It's a duel.

這是一場決鬥。

Kick to the death.

踢向死亡

If someone doesn't break a leg, it's not good content.

如果沒有人摔斷腿，那就不是好內容。

Oh, it's coming off.

哦，要掉了。

We could be sound checking, but this is more fun.

我們本可以檢查音響，但這樣更有趣。

Yes, Mikey.

是的，米奇

Go on, have him.

去吧，把他帶走

Yes.

是的。

Go on, Jack.

繼續 傑克

Oh no, now they're cuddling.

哦，不，現在他們抱在一起了。

He missed.

他失手了。

I couldn't really.

我真的做不到。

Well done, Mikey.

幹得好，米奇。

Iranian champion.

伊朗冠軍

Two of the boys aren't here right now.

有兩個孩子現在不在這裡。

They're still in the hotel, so we're going to have to sound check for them.

他們還在酒店裡，所以我們要為他們檢查一下聲音。

It's like triple mic.

這就像三重麥克風。

It's pretty cool.

這很酷。

Mikey's trying to call me back.

米奇想給我回電話

I don't know if you can see him.

我不知道你是否能看到他。

He's over there.

他在那邊

Basically, I'm on a segway right now, going through St.

基本上，我現在正坐在賽格威上，穿過聖彼得堡、聖彼得堡、聖彼得堡、聖彼得堡、聖彼得堡、聖彼得堡、聖彼得堡、聖彼得堡和聖彼得堡。

Louis.

路易斯

Just went into a tree, and this is really chill.

我剛鑽進一棵樹裡，這可真夠冷的。

About 10 minutes until the line meet and greet.

離排隊迎接大約還有 10 分鐘。

I've actually never been on one of these kind of segways before, until today.

實際上，在今天之前，我從來沒有坐過這種segways。

So, did something new.

於是，我做了一件新鮮事。

Something to remember St.

要記住 St.

Louis by.

路易斯

As well as all you beautiful roadies up on the curb.

還有路邊的各位美女路人。

They're well fast.

他們的速度很快。

If you're properly lean, they go really fast.

如果你瘦得合適，它們就會跑得非常快。

Then they break for you.

然後，他們就會為你打破。

It's really creepy.

真讓人毛骨悚然。

St.

St.

Louis.

路易斯

I've kind of lost the venue.

我有點找不到地方了。

I don't really know where I am, so this is kind of sketchy.

我真的不知道我在哪裡，所以這有點草率。

So, me and Andy have got segways.

所以，我和安迪有segways。

Jack doesn't.

傑克沒有。

We're escaping for a Starbucks.

我們要去星巴克。

No, don't kick me off.

不，別趕我走。

What's going on, guys?

怎麼了，夥計們？

So, we've just done the Kansas show.

所以，我們剛剛完成了堪薩斯州的演出。

Myself, and Harvey are both all in our room.

我和哈維都在房間裡。

I've decided to open these stale Cheerios, which I didn't finish from earlier.

我決定打開這些我之前沒吃完的過期芝士麥片。

I'm going to annoy Harvey, ultimately, who's just left the room.

最終，我還是要惹惱剛剛離開房間的哈維。

This is his expensive bag.

這是他昂貴的包。

And I've poured Cheerios into it.

我還往裡面倒過麥片。

Have fun getting those out, buddy.

祝你把它們拿出來的時候開心，夥計。

About to go out for food, and we're just moving on from the Cheerio incident.

正要出去吃東西，我們剛剛從 Cheerio 事件中走出來。

I've now got some Rice Krispies.

我現在有了一些米粒。

Harvey's just gone to go get his phone.

哈維剛去拿手機了。

He's going to come back and knock on the door, and I'm going to throw these all in his face.

他會回來敲門，我就把這些都扔到他臉上。

I'm just going to wait for him to knock.

我就等著他敲門。

Hello?

喂？

Yeah.

是啊

He clocked it.

他計時了。

He clocked it, guys.

他打卡了 夥計們

Run, he clocked it.

跑，他打卡了。

Go, he's mad, he's mad, he's mad.

走，他瘋了，他瘋了，他瘋了。

So, there's some cakes on the table.

所以，桌子上有一些蛋糕。

There's an Irish guy on the chair.

椅子上坐著一個愛爾蘭人。

Here we go.

開始了

There's some cakes on the washing machine.

洗衣機上有些蛋糕。

The air conditioning unit.

空調設備。

Yeah.

是啊

He also called the TV a chair.

他還稱電視為椅子。

Yeah, what do you call chairs?

是啊，你怎麼稱呼椅子？

What's up, guys?

你們好嗎？

So, listen to my voice.

所以，請傾聽我的聲音。

I'm going to try and sing.

我要試著唱歌。

These girls.

這些女孩

I'm on my way.

我這就去

I'm on my way.

我這就去

Another way.

另一種方法

Yeah!

是啊

Basically, voice is dead.

基本上，語音已死。

It's gone.

它不見了

I didn't get to bed until 7am last night.

我昨晚直到早上 7 點才上床睡覺。

Don't ask why.

別問為什麼。

And we are in a Denny's in Texas.

我們現在在德克薩斯州的一家丹尼餐廳。

We've arrived in Dallas.

我們已經抵達達拉斯。

I've never been to Texas before.

我以前從沒去過德克薩斯州。

I wrote a tweet about it today.

我今天寫了一條推文。

This is so sick.

太變態了

I've always seen it in movies.

我總是在電影裡看到它。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝。

But never actually been here.

但從未真正來過這裡。

Me and Mikey have gone all out.

我和米奇已經全力以赴了

This is going to be a sick meal, guys.

這將是一頓令人作嘔的大餐，夥計們。

Dallas, turn it up.

達拉斯，開大聲點

Love you, Texas.

愛你，德克薩斯

Cowboys, cowboys, cowboys.

牛仔，牛仔，牛仔。

Sounds great.

聽起來不錯。

I have no voice right now, so I sound like an absolute idiot.

我現在沒有聲音，所以聽起來像個白痴。

I need to cut my nails.

我需要剪指甲。

Besides the point, we're in the pool area, which is currently closed.

除此之外，我們所在的泳池區目前也不開放。

Carrying on with the great tradition that we started in this band.

繼承我們在這個樂隊中開創的偉大傳統。

We're going to get in the closed pool now.

我們現在要進入封閉水池。

That was funny.

真有趣

That really hurt my ass.

這讓我很受傷。

Good dive.

潛水不錯。

Little did the world know, but Brook couldn't dive before today.

全世界都不知道，布魯克在今天之前還不會潛水。

People call me 5 feet of trouble.

人們稱我為 "5 英尺的麻煩"。

No way.

不可能

And that's the finished product, guys.

這就是成品，夥計們。

I just realised something pretty cool.

我剛剛意識到一件很酷的事情。

Because I've lost my voice quite a lot, I can make really good crying impressions.

因為我經常失聲痛哭，所以我的哭聲印象非常好。

Young kids are like, Mikey.

年幼的孩子就像，米奇

Mikey.

米奇

Mikey.

米奇

Mikey.

米奇

Mikey.

米奇

Mikey.

米奇

Mikey.

米奇

Mikey.

米奇

Mikey.

米奇

I feel like everyone heard that.

我覺得每個人都聽到了。

So Rye's challenged Blake to do a backflip.

於是，麥田向布雷克發起挑戰，要他做一個後空翻。

But he doesn't want to do it.

但他不想這麼做。

So Rye is about to do a backflip on his bed and we're all going to watch.

麥田要在床上來個後空翻，我們都要去看。

Hello darkness, my old friend.

你好，黑暗，我的老朋友。

Jump a little higher.

跳高一點

One more, just jump a little higher.

再來一個，再跳高一點。

There it is.

就在那兒。

Two.

兩個

Oh my god, he went for it.

我的天啊，他成功了

He's got so much balls.

他太有種了

That was sick.

太噁心了

That was so sick.

太噁心了

Two.

兩個

Yes.

是的。

That's so sick, man.

太變態了

Your brother is a G.

你哥哥是個 G。

Oh baby, let's go.

寶貝，我們走吧

Hump it, hump it.

駝吧，駝吧

Oh, oh, oh.

哦，哦，哦

It's the most random thing ever.

這是最隨機的事情了。

You know, I used to be a free runner and we just randomly saw some guys at a garage and they were like, hey, next to your hotel, we've got a free running gym.

你知道，我曾經是一個免費跑步者，我們只是在一個車庫裡偶然看到一些人，他們說，嘿，在你的酒店旁邊，我們有一個免費的跑步健身房。

This is mad, but it's in the middle of Texas.

這太瘋狂了，但這是在德克薩斯州中部。

I'm like, it's like I'm in heaven and they opened the gym for us just for tonight and we're going to go crazy.

我就像在天堂一樣，他們為我們開放了健身房，就為了今晚，我們要瘋狂一把。

So, yay you.

所以，你真棒

What are you doing to my friend?

你在對我的朋友做什麼？

So, we just finished up at that free running gym.

所以，我們剛在那個免費的跑步健身房跑完步。

We've got a free day tomorrow.

我們明天有空

We're going skydiving tomorrow, so.

我們明天要去跳傘，所以。

Oh, it was so close to my face.

哦，它離我的臉如此之近。

So, yet again, in true road trip fashion, myself and Mikey got three hours sleep.

是以，我和米奇又一次以真正的公路旅行方式睡了三個小時。

We somehow went to bed at 5.30, but got up at 8.30.

我們不知怎麼的，5 點半就睡了，但 8 點半就起來了。

Ready for the day, because today's a special day for us.

準備好了，因為今天對我們來說是個特殊的日子。

We've never done this before.

我們以前從未這樣做過。

We're going that way up.

我們從那邊上去。

All the way up.

一路向上

Top of the pop.

流行之巔

We're going indoor skydiving for the first time.

我們第一次去室內跳傘。

And I'm going to enjoy it.

我將樂在其中。

I love you.

我愛你

It's Ashton.

是阿什頓

He's a cute guy.

他是個可愛的傢伙。

Indoor skydiving is going to be something.

室內跳傘一定會很精彩。

We're pretty tired, as you can tell.

我們很累，你也看得出來。

Come fly with me.

和我一起飛吧

Let's fly.

我們飛吧

This is going to be so sick.

這一定會很噁心

I've always wanted to go skydiving.

我一直想去跳傘。

You have as well.

你也一樣。

Jackson.

傑克遜

Ew, I look gross.

呃，我看起來好惡心。

Jackson.

傑克遜

He's always so cute.

他總是那麼可愛。

He's a little green Power Ranger.

他是一個綠色的電力小遊俠。

I'm disappointed with the rest of the boys.

我對其他隊員感到失望。

Yeah, but we're going to have fun.

是的，但我們會玩得很開心。

I feel like I'm becoming a Power Ranger.

我感覺自己正在成為一名 "神力遊俠"。

I've also got earplugs on right now.

我現在還戴著耳塞。

So don't know how loud I'm talking.

所以不知道我說話有多大聲。

I can't hear anything.