It was, it was, this is interesting to me and it just caught my attention because you have to be careful about what you say in the press, probably.

對我來說，這很有趣，引起了我的注意，因為在媒體上說話必須小心謹慎。

You say something in the press and then the tabloids are always looking for something that they can run away with.

你在媒體上說了些什麼，小報就會一直在尋找他們可以逃之夭夭的東西。

And you said something very innocent, which was just, you like to have a foot rub.

你說了些很無辜的話 只是說你喜歡搓腳

You know, I remember reading it.

你知道，我記得讀過這本書。

You like foot rubs occasionally.

你偶爾喜歡搓腳

I just thought, okay, the tabloids are gonna, you know, they're going to take that and they're going to run with it.

我只是想，好吧，小報會，你知道的，他們會拿這個做文章的。

That you've got a crazy foot fetish.

你有瘋狂的戀足癖

They are now.

他們現在是

Thanks.

謝謝。

Yeah.

是啊

Thank you.

謝謝。

You heard it here first.

你在這裡先聽到的。

Yeah, foot fetish.

對，戀足癖

Cuckoo.

布穀鳥

No, no, I just, I like to, I like the, I wear high heels a few times a week.

不，不，我只是喜歡，喜歡每週穿幾次高跟鞋。

You know, I think it's only fair my husband puts back the love.

你知道，我覺得我丈夫把愛還給我才公平。

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

I mean, oh.

我是說

That's a nice way to put it.

說得真好。

No, but it's a nice, yeah.

沒有，但很不錯，是的。

I mean, high heels, I know too, are very, when you wear them all day.

我的意思是，高跟鞋，我也知道，是非常，當你穿了一整天。

Well, yeah.

是啊

That's the one thing, I'll get very tense, but if it's that spot right in the arch, someone hits that spot, you know, I mean, my wife, not someone.

有一點，我會非常緊張，但如果是在拱門的那個位置，有人打到那個位置，你知道，我的意思是，我的妻子，而不是某個人。

What happens, what happens, what happens?

會發生什麼，會發生什麼，會發生什麼？

I just completely.

我只是完全。

Okay.

好的

Go loose and my pompadour collapses.

一鬆，我的蓬巴杜就塌了。

It goes like.

是這樣的

I'm just like that.

我就是這樣的人。

It's just very calming.

這讓人非常平靜。

I'm hoping I don't get the fetish thing.

我希望我沒有戀物癖。

I find, I do have a hard time, and I sort of think it's, sex is sort of enough on its own.

我發現，我很難接受，我覺得性本身就足夠了。

I don't need, you know, poo and feet and poultry and animals, you know what I, I don't understand how people get.

我不需要，你知道，大便、腳、家禽和動物，你知道我，我不明白人們是怎麼得到的。

I don't understand how you get the.

我不明白你是怎麼得到"...... "的。

Who mentioned any of that?

誰提過這些？

Yeah.

是啊

This is like an incredibly revealing therapy session.

這就像是一次極其露骨的心理治療。

Do you like it when people rub your feet?

你喜歡別人給你揉腳嗎？

Yes.

是的。

But I mean, enough with poo.

但我的意思是，便便就夠了。

Is there anything you'd like to talk about now?

你現在有什麼想說的嗎？

No, nothing.

沒有，什麼都沒有。

I'm shutting up.

我閉嘴

I'm not saying anything.

我什麼都沒說。

No, but I just, I find it, and I'll think, I put feet, when people get really freaky about feet, it's the same sort of thing.

沒有，但我發現，我會想，我把腳，當人們對腳感到非常奇怪時，也是這樣的。

I remember when I was a teenager, my stepfather calling me into the room, and saying, there was a, we have all these funny programs, documentaries in England.

我記得在我十幾歲的時候，我的繼父把我叫到房間裡，對我說，我們英國有很多有趣的節目和紀錄片。

There was a guy who'd found that he could, he only got overwhelmingly aroused when he put on a Speedo swimming cap.

有一個人發現自己可以，只有當他戴上 Speedo 泳帽時，他才會興奮不已。

Right.

對

Like how, how does that go?

怎麼做？

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

Well, you sort of like, how do you find that out?

你是怎麼發現的？

How do you find that out?

你是怎麼發現的？

And if you do find that out, surely you're in a situation, it's a public swimming pool or beach, where you oughtn't to be finding that out.

如果你真的發現了，你肯定是在公共遊泳池或海灘上，你不應該發現這一點。

Yeah.

是啊

Like, well, time to go swimming.

比如，嗯，該去游泳了。

Hi, everybody.

大家好

Oh, no!

哦，不